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seeing that im banned from Canada and have a very

unfortunate looking criminal record the chances of me

and abroad are slim. I wonder tho if i was to marry

a foreigner if i could slide in regardless. My guess is

if/when i become a Mufuckin masta of science and if

i haven't got in more trouble and only after jumping thru

hoops i could do something.

 

Sorry if youve already told the story, but please tell me why the hell you're banned from Canada.

 

Shit like this usually is either retarded or a hilarious explaination of a story

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I don't think it's too hard to be banned from Canada. Can you even enter if you have a DUI? They were grilling me at customs about if I had a DUI threatening to check my record and not let me in. Thankfully I only drive my bike drunk.

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not that cool a story. They wont allow anybody in with a criminal history.

Pretty sure this includes DUI and other reasonably mild charges. Tried to

cross the border to Windsor some years back, they searched my car and

turned me back around. Pain in the ass really because you can cut hours

off the drive time to the east coast by cutting across ontario to NY.

Whats really sorta ironic is my pops is Canadian or could be very easily

if he wanted. No naturalization or anything like that. My grandma was

a canadian citizen.

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he just kept on making it again and again it got kinda boring

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almost an exhibitionist

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such a heady creamy hot chocolate on left. salted caramel

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notre dame

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40E of bud in paris

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notre dame

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duck margret/confit

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all from the last few days ^, and this is from today, so far the first time i've stayed in all day.v

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nahhhhhhh it was just the last of what i brought with me from nyc... it was my "reserve not to get sick dose" but i was doing fine with out it and just got reall fucked up today... it was nice 8)

 

and no it's not smoke it's just a blackberry camera lol

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Go and explore the catacombs, they sound fucking awesome. Also go and explore/write lots of graffiti in the metro tunnels.

 

I moved to Copenhagen in Denmark 2 days after my 18th birthday. I was similarly lucky in that I had some family over there and knew a few people.

My best advice is to not get depressed in the first few months when you don't know many people, don't know the city to well and are struggling to find work. Shit is difficult at first but it's important to not get disillusioned.

Start frequenting a few bars that look like they have your sort of people. Be outgoing, talk to everyone and milk the fact that you are new and different. This will make people remember you which will result in you making friends quicker and also getting some of that sweet foreign pussy.

Now that people know you you will hopefully find it a lot easier to find work. In my experience, connections are everything when finding employment in a foreign country.

 

Good luck kicking your addiction+starting a new life for yourself.

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not that cool a story. They wont allow anybody in with a criminal history.

Pretty sure this includes DUI and other reasonably mild charges. Tried to

cross the border to Windsor some years back, they searched my car and

turned me back around. Pain in the ass really because you can cut hours

off the drive time to the east coast by cutting across ontario to NY.

Whats really sorta ironic is my pops is Canadian or could be very easily

if he wanted. No naturalization or anything like that. My grandma was

a canadian citizen.

 

I got in with like 4 graffiti arrests and 2 convictions.

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Any advice on which countries would be the most American/foreigner friendly to move to.

 

Ive been thinking about doing this for the past 3 years almost and the more I stay where im at the more I want to dip the fuck out.

 

Any advice would be awesome, Ive been outside the country but only to touristy spots like the Caribbean and such.

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I dont know anyone that smokes or sells hash, havent for years everyone just wants bud

 

Is this in the UK or on the continent? The countries which were somewhat geographically close to Morroco I found hash to be more common. (So france, spain and portugal are mainly what I mean).

 

I haven't been there for a little while though, maybe things have changed. I'll report back in a couple months.

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In was considering

 

Canada, as a first step

Australia, even though every deadly fucking animal on earth thrives there

South America, anywhere really that doesn't hate gringos

Czech Republic, art and beautiful womens

Ireland, just don't know how well their economy is doing

Amsterdam, but I heard the party is over

Spain, nothing bad to say at all

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