..romero.. Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 the very first day on my very first job some old lady took a nasty shit in the snack isle and then tried to cover it up by pouring wing sauce over it. i don't exactly know what purpose that served, its a small store at that and the bathroom was only one isle over but i guess when you got to go you got to go. she left before anyone could stop her but for the next week the snack isle smelled like shit. not as hardcore as the rest of you guys stories but still pretty gnarly. who the fuck goes to a store and shits on the floor? we got carpet and that shit doesn't wash off easily, no pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 this was pretty fuckin shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 IM THE FUCKING QWOP MASTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 i done fucked up and scared the 10 vultures away that were eating it's carcass. the smell was horrendous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 "And then I saw the most digusting thing I've ever seen in my life" "What?" "Lazlo Hollyfeld in his pajamas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwacko! Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 i was walkin in downtown detroit before with some friends and had a legless wheel chair'n crackhead ask my homie if he wanted some head doing a jean simmons tounge motion. epic ill never forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 In Nice some homeless dude with no legs was naked sprawled in the middle of the walkway beating his meat and calling out to girls to join him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 the complex media bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 A pigeon trying to eat a bloody condom in the Tenderloin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 IM GOING TO GUESS STRAWBERRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Saw a guy get kicked in the face in a bar fight and his eye popped out of his eye socket. He got up all holding his eyeball up to his eyehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I once watched the whole Gucci Gucci video by Kreashawn on a dare from a friend. It was faaaaaaaaaaaaar worse than 2 girls 1 cup or 1man 1 cup. Shit has scarred my brain worse than I thought would be possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 One time my girl and i were at a self car wash, and i see this little chihuaha running around in the middle of this busy street. so my girls like go get it. it sees me and runs back into the street and gets hit. end of bad story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 1. dude hit by bus, yes, he was killed... extra brutal 2. plastic bag full of bones hidden on the roof of an abandoned building 3. homeless man fight with a semi-baller'ish dude... homeless dude stabbed the guy. 4. Man said girl "hung herself" with a phone cord, over a door... she was super dead, like, no pulse for multiple minutes, and some old dude brought her back to life with CPR. 5. man shot point blank in the shoulder at a gas station. 6. Man laid face down in open parking lot, in the snow, for 2 days before ambulance finally checked it out. Yes, he was dead. Welcome... to Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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