Fist 666 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 50 is dumb. that dude was like 'holy shit this bitch is retarded. she thought that was witty! i bet she'll go for anal on the second date!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 this is usually my mistake (drunk and just going for lulz thinking head is imminent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 be an asshole but dont be rude, be honest but dont be blunt.. just do it, dont think to much. i have a town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Tell her you like long walks on the beach at sunset... after four hours of anal sex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Take her to town, bitches love towns. And don't call her a bitch, bitches don't like being referred to as bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 If you feed ANY girl a handful of these little gems, I swear anything you say will get her to fall in love with you. You can skip drinking beer and making out in the park and go straight to fisting. She'll be down for that too. Shit, you won't even have to open your mouth, but if you do, you could read her the directions to assemble the bunk bed you sleep in and she'll be in heaven. Be yourself. Make her be someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 "Hi, I'm Tony. You look kinda cute. Mind if I feed you these pills?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 If you have to give girls drugs before they're interested in playing with your tinky winky I kinda feel sorry for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 50 is dumb. that dude was like 'holy shit this bitch is retarded. she thought that was witty! i bet she'll go for anal on the second date!' we've been seeing each other for 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 If you have to give girls drugs before they're interested in playing with your tinky winky I kinda feel sorry for you. Some other guy said he likes pulling knives on girls and faking Crocodile Dundee accents. I thought I had a softer approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 "whats good bitch i heard you look good naked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Date rape is definitely a softer approach than rape at knife point, yes. ;) 50, I totally get what you mean. A little cavalier or cocky without being conceited is super cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Smile. Say hello in whatever way u think works. If she shows interest back you sit next to her and ask her name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Or if its some bitch in da hood just be like YO U WANNA SMOKE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 The best way to meet women, is to talk to them? Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 i was typing something in here, then i got interrupted. I don't remember what i was going to say. dammit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 A pretty girl sitting/walking/drinking coffee has caught your eye. Granted context is everything, but context aside--how do you approach? Wife'd up oonzters feel free to share how you met your lovely lady. Haters feel free to post pictures of frogs. honestly, vaj introduced me to the girl im with (haha, let the jokes fly) no lie i bought her a bottle of sailor jerry for the hookup but in this situation, i dont drink coffee. so i have no idea. she's caught your eye or you caught hers? big difference, ones perv, the others a signal. if you dont know the difference, you shouldnt try cuz you'll appear desperate and look like a typical doucher hitting on a random coffee drinking hottie. she drinks alone in coffee shops for a reason. leave her to that. crawl before you walk young jedi. still, whip your dick out, sometimes it works. at least you'll know for sure where you stand. 2cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I'm not super handsome, but I dress well, am very funny (in person), and got IT. IT being having that ability to manipulate the manipulator by guiding the conversation one way or another, and being very aware of the situation. I've been on a major hot streak that has lasted a year, when my ex-woman and I broke up. Whenever I think it is about to end, another one comes along. I'm talking many, many good looking women in the past twelve months. It was not like this at all in my early-mid twenties, nor my teenage years. I find that having enough self confidence to talk to a woman without worrying about what she thinks of me sexually is key. I don't prowl...I don't even try most of the time. I'm the Venus Flytrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 you're a man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 just talk to girls. what's the worst that's gonna happen? she rejects you. fuck it. Thats the only reason guys don't do it. But you just have to not care, since you probably won't see the girl again. Suck at conversations but im nice and funny. nsmbfan im sure girls at a coffee shop don't expect to get hit on, but it doesn't make you a creep if you do. Complimenting a girl on her 'style/clothing' will always make a girl happy they love that shit, as long as youre not being a hotdog about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 we've been seeing each other for 6 months. then your story has no fucking relevance to this thread about how to talk to girls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Thats the only reason guys don't do it. But you just have to not care, since you probably won't see the girl again. Suck at conversations but im nice and funny. nsmbfan im sure girls at a coffee shop don't expect to get hit on, but it doesn't make you a creep if you do. Complimenting a girl on her 'style/clothing' will always make a girl happy they love that shit, as long as youre not being a hotdog about it. If a guy commented on my styling/clothing I would think for sure he was gay...unless it was a band tee or something like that. Seriously though, how hard is it to say "hi" and smile? If she smiles back introduce yourself and ask her name, ask what she's up to, how her day is going. Keep it simple stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 i find it more amusing to let women who obviously look great know that they look like ass. ask them if they found that in the dumpsters at goodwill? oh cute clutch! was that your blind grandmother's? oh those toms are so neat! you look like a chinese footbound whore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 well, this sure spun out didn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 If I'm impressed, I always, ALWAYS comment on a girl's clothing/style. I'm not gay. Yes, I have a French Vogue Collections F/W on top of my coffee table right now but I'm not gay. Style in a woman is very important to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 we've been seeing each other for 6 months. Strictly after 2am, after he's done a few lines? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 short and sweet. with the ego-charm. though i can't remember the last time i actually tried to "holler" at a chick. frankly, i can count on one hand the amount of times i've stepped out of the comfort zone to say a damn word to some random broad in my lifetime. I've gained and sure as shit lost a number of opportunities from that surely. always just kinda stuck with the intuition of "knowing" without a doubt she(whoever that may be) had an interest first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I find that it's easy to bag females when you're happy, hyperactive, and you make it more about you than about them. let them observe you having fun without the pressure of you staring at them. this method is probably not for coffee shops though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 50 is dumb. that dude was like 'holy shit this bitch is retarded. she thought that was witty! i bet she'll go for anal on the second date!' we've been seeing each other for 6 months. so you did teh anal on the second date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Praise Allah, people in this thread are weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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