Milk Grenades Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 you're weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 everybody in ch.0 looks like brad pitt & has flawless game smooth tumbleweedin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 that is very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 everybody in ch.0 looks like brad pitt & has flawless game smooth tumbleweedin you right. we can't all be like this kid. nigga has all the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I make Brad Pitt look like Chunk from the Goonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 "THIS PLACE SUCKS. LETS GET OUTTA HERE" --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 "Bitch don't let this rape turn into a murder." I don't even know how I get girls. I mean I've been with plenty, some just straight like you sometimes and are all about a casual fuck. They want the d. Alcohol helps get me talking to them and more aggressive I guess, I'm kind of reserved when sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 And I can't talk to bitches when high. Socially awkward penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 If a guy commented on my styling/clothing I would think for sure he was gay...unless it was a band tee or something like that. Seriously though, how hard is it to say "hi" and smile? If she smiles back introduce yourself and ask her name, ask what she's up to, how her day is going. Keep it simple stupid. So KISS will lead to kissing...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Girls made it hard for us to say 'Hi' long ago. Some of us have taken back the power though. No matter how hot some lady is, there is someone, somewhere, that's tired of fucking her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 ...So gdr you're saying its gay to compliment a girl Or you must have no style then. Style in a woman is very important to me. Cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 The only time good looking women make eye contact with me and smile is when im out walking or whatever with another good looking female .. what the fuck ? The most attention ive ever got was when I would go out with an ex-gf of mine and id catch chicks looking me up and down with that look like they are thinking "ok so whats so good about this guy?".. Its either that or because my ex looks like she is 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I go cruisin' for babes at the local walmart, near the feminine hygiene isle. You know, cause that's where the classy ones are usually found. I whisper something sweet in their ear like "I bet you've never fallen asleep wrapped up in a confederate flag comforter." That usually does the trick. By the way I look like Brad Pitt with a mullet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 And I can't talk to bitches when high. Socially awkward penguin. I can barely talk to my wife when I'm high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Magic mushrooms give you telephatic ability to communicate with girls. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 i like this thread. ignore the womens, go straight to rape with or without a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I think we've gotten off topic. This is a coffee shop during daytime hours. (granted I'm probably hungover by this point, regardless.) Normal everyday scenario. What's good about this scene is is it 1000 times more comfortable than in a bar where you automatically assume anyone approaching anyone else is looking for something sexual. The odds are already in your favor(minus the fact she has no beer goggles on). Here is where you can talk about anything, you just have to make it interesting and relevant. Don't just introduce yourself. Talk about something that happened, make a funny observation about someone else in the coffee shop, etc. Having other girls with you is huge, like others have said. It automatically gets you out of the creep zone by being approved by other females. However that is not always feasible. A great tip: Every time you leave the house is another potential chance at meeting someone. I know this, because every time I meet a new female, It's a day just rolled out of bed with a dirty t-shirt on, old skate shoes with no socks because I'm just going to go to the coffee shop real quick. She then has the image of a guy who doesn't care. I don't, but I want her to think I do on her first impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Tell her that you're Australian. Bitches love Australians. Well then continuing on my fashion advice, you should dress like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 So KISS will lead to kissing...? and the talkin' leads to touchin' and the touchin' leads to sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Pretty legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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