CeroUno Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 insult her and whip it out. I can dig it. It's funny cause friends of mine have told me about how they met some great girl and they think they can be the one and the first question is oh yeah where'd you meet her ? FACEBOOK. Oh... um... well have you met her yet ? "Nah we're working on it".... Chicks must know those angles well because every single time, they tell me she looked better on the computer. Kinda off topic but yea. Cool story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Offer her cocaine. Bitches love cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 stalk her and stuff her in your trunk, drive to your keepitrail cabin have fun. no need for wit or chivalry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Tell her Atmosphere is your favorite rapper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Met wife in 1999 at a bar, Bettys Blue Star actually, it had just opened I think. She was dancing with her friends...I was watching, she noticed, we started to dance - though I don't dance, i sway kind of. we talked about how stupid i thought dancing was and bought her a drink. the rest is history.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 stalk her and stuff her in your trunk, drive to your keepitrail cabin have fun. no need for wit or chivalry. where is keepitrail, miss that dudes sketchy forest stories.. in the situation, introduce myself, ask name, compliment/ talk about something she has on necklace, shirt, shoes? starting the conversation is the hardest part after you got the flow going its just like riding a bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 And PLEASE don't make that psss psss noise you make to attract a cat as we walk past. It will not get you your dick sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 i don't like when guys approach me or try to hit on me. they say weird things, then the situation gets weird, and i'm like, this dude's weird, then i feel weird and i don't know what to say, cause it's weird. then i walk away like that was weird. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotEars Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 It can go two ways. You say, 'Pardon, Ive seen you here before and was wondering if i might sit with you?' What happens: If you're attractive, she says yes and begins to tease her hair, talk about her body/whatever to bring attention to her nice features. If you are NOT attractive, she'll scowl at you, tell her friends you are a creep and avoid you from then til death. Girls WILL admit this is what goes on ALL DAY. The same joke out of two guys mouths, one average or less, the other above average looking, who you think is goin to be the 'funny' one? Solution if you are unattractive: Acquire cocaine. Share cocaine with said girl. Receive pussy. Post pics in Smash or Trash. Side note, let girls see you with other girls. It deffo will up your cred with them. Theyll be thinking 'well if she is fuckin with him, there must be something good goin on there.' Ive seen it happen, dudes getting ZERO love from ladies, but once one girl says 'oh hes fine honey' then theyll all jump on board. Serious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotEars Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Offer her cocaine. Bitches love cocaine. CO-fuckin-sign x10 squillion ignore my previous post. Thank you Mr.Chupacabra for succinct accurate reporting. The props shall be delivered promptly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Girls like sensitive guys, and listen to the cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'm well aware of the magical seductive powers of c0caine and other drugs, but what I'm alluding towards is the idea of creating a rapport essentially out of nothing with an attractive-stranger-woman in an everyday situation (not necessarily a bar.) Most women I've met have been through friends, school or work--environments where there was already an established setting making it "appropriate" to approach and start a conversation where their guards were already lowered, thus making it easier for me to make sex to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dude str8 up you have to be like a good sales person- if you can sell ice cream to an eskimo you can basically get any girl...self confidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 wisetux knows how i met my chick ... i called her a jew with big tits. i'm still here somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Semi unrelated, but I just got done watching Taxi Driver. The scene where Deniro's crazy ass character walks in and gets Sybal Sheppard's character to go out with him is pretty damn cool. I should quit being a pussy and try that kind of brazen approach more often myself, I see so many smoking hot females here that look bored every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'm well aware of the magical seductive powers of c0caine and other drugs, but what I'm alluding towards is the idea of creating a rapport essentially out of nothing with an attractive-stranger-woman in an everyday situation (not necessarily a bar.) Most women I've met have been through friends, school or work--environments where there was already an established setting making it "appropriate" to approach and start a conversation where their guards were already lowered, thus making it easier for me to make sex to them. Really man. Is it that difficult. Just start talking. WTF Hi. My name is ______________. What's your name? Thats a pretty name. Where are you from? Oh cool. I've_______ there. I'm from _____________. Ever been there?? I'm about to: get something to eat. grab a coffee. Come and join me. Nothing is meant to be scripted. Just talk to her. Try and find some common ground. Maybe she has tattoos. There you go. Maybe she's athletic. Maybe you are too. Then, when you're done talking, ask her for her number cause you WANT to talk to her again. My two cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Excuse me miss can i borrow your hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 bloodcloott! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Tell her that you're Australian. Bitches love Australians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Australian bitches love an American accent, its like verbal panty remover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Haha, fuck that's true too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 just walk up and say something awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignan Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 just ask her if all her female co-workers are bitches and cunts....that's all my girl seems to talk about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Tell her that you're Australian. Bitches love Australians. Yeah, then say "this is a knife" and whip it out shit is foolproof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 First ...Not caring if she is going to reject you ...Then being your normal self and not overselling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 "be yourself" is such bad advice. Yourself is most likely a depressed sex starved maniac with dirty clothes and paint on your hands. Be Brad Pitt. Bitches love Brad Pitt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 be an asshole brad pitt impersonating croc dundee with coke on the tip of your cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 dont be a dumbass. dont obviously look at her tits. smile at her. say something interesting (but not weird or creepy). The dude I can't get over was super funny and approachable when we first met. We chatted it up for a while, and in the middle of me talking he interrupted me and said "Wanna drink beer and make out in the park?". I slowly stopped talking and was totally stoked on what had just happened. dream boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 "let's get drunk and ill fuck you in a park" is dreamy? Are all women like that? The dundee thing with coke on your dick may work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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