Gat Bush Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 A pretty girl sitting/walking/drinking coffee has caught your eye. Granted context is everything, but context aside--how do you approach? Wife'd up oonzters feel free to share how you met your lovely lady. Haters feel free to post pictures of frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Realistically I would just go and talk to them, I met my wife through work, and it was just through chatting and gtting to know each other that we got together. We were friends for about 6 months before we got together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 in the middle ages: nowadays: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Compliment her hair or shoes or something. Bitches love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 mostly i approach bitches while i'm extremely drunk. whatever i say to them is a mystery to me, but occasionally it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 A smile goes a long way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 If they look and smile - walk up to them and be like you gon suck my dick!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 be yourself if it happens when your at a bar smash on. or proceed to talk to the cute new girl at work, worked for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 A smile goes a long way ^^^This. I met my girlfriend of 5yrs. when she was 17. I told her that i thought she was hot and that when she turned 18, i was going to try and fuck her. She hated me at first..but things worked out in the end. Im a lucky guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 i agree that compliments go a long way. just being friendly is good. i used to work as a cook but one summer i was a waitress. i occasionally got massive tips.. lots of guys hit on me there. i had a man at the time but if i hadn't i may have taken a couple up on their offers of a date. once on an airplane a guy struck up a conversation and was just really sweet he ended up giving me a lift home from the airport and i even gave him my number he was much younger though and i think i intimidated him a little bit. a repair guy from the phone company once hung out at my house for about 4 hours. we watched tv. he also was really trying to get me to go out with him but i just wasn't into the dude. just talk to girls. what's the worst that's gonna happen? she rejects you. fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 sorry, i thought you asked for frog pics.. a smile/compliment/something funny is your best bet... don't listen to these herbs telling you "i'ma fuck you" line bullshit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Alright all kidding aside, just be yourself and be nice...i usually try to get a feel of who she is... if shes shy just be slow with the come ons...and if shes a fast one then you know the deal. And realistic if you got your shit together like have your own house, car and some okay clothes, and some cash to spend on her...then you should be able to take her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Jokes, get em laughing, and get the endorphins flowing. It lowers their defenses, makes them less guarded and more likely to be receptive to your advances,. Whether those advances are getting the digits, or the standard "wanna go grab a cup of coffee?" *when I say lowered defenses, I'm not saying "Her defenses are down, attempt insertion!" I am just saying that in public people in general and women in particular tend to be more guarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 they say "if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 insult her and whip it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 ttts generally if u can get the girl to laugh you got your foot in the door... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Don't use 'lines'. Ask questions, find out what she likes and relate to it. Don't say you like something just because she does, have an opinion but don't say you dislike something just to be contrary. In the past I've dated guys I wasn't necessarily attracted to just because they were smart, interesting and genuine. Most importantly, be respectful. Unless all you want is a quick fumble after the club, in which case, agree with everything she says. Tell her she's hot and that you've never met anyone like her and buy her lots of drinks. As a female, I don't get why guys holler shit like "dat ass" from across the street in the middle of the day. Do you honestly think we're gonna turn around, look at you and think 'My God I MUST have him, NOW'? And PLEASE don't make that psss psss noise you make to attract a cat as we walk past. It will not get you your dick sucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 generally if u can get the girl to laugh you got your foot in the door... thats what Im saying, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" can work if you say it with enough humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Try this one... if your with a friend and she has another friend "Hi my names Marty , I like to party, and his names Chuck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Making a girl laugh is definitely key, but you need to have shit to back it up. I generally have good luck with that, but it's easy to drop the ball if you're not layering your scheme (drunk and just going for lulz thinking head is imminent). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Coffee shop scenario- "Excuse me, this is my first time here, what's good?" Proceed to ask questions about her. Women love talking about themselves. As said before, make her laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Just try to spark up a conversation. About ANYTHING. If she seems receptive keep at it, asking her about herself etc. If she doesn't seem into it at first just drop it and don't be a creep/dick head. Not rocket surgery, but I'm not gonna lie, getting a conversation flowing at first can be brutal, unless youre devilishly handsom like myself.;) Also, Just whip it out. Bitches love that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Coffee shop scenario- "Excuse me, this is my first time here, what's good?" :lol: sarcasm doesn't always translate well on the internet, so I'm just going to hope that was a joke, LULZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 i'm sure getting the girl to tell you about how unique the mocca frappa choco cappacoffeechino makes her feel while listening to john mayer will get your foot in her vag instead of being the mans man man and just getting black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Quit playing dungeons and dragons in your basement and go talk to an actual female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 A la WHAT'S GOOD MA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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