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Really though, mozeltov n shit.

 

 

Just make sure your new main hoe is gonna be walking down the aisle to this shit right chea:

 

 

And when ya'll leave walk out on this steez:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZB0NjRqzc

 

 

 

(Or don't cuz that's my fucking idea and I'm gonna do it when I find a hoe that cooks mad bacon and pancakes and thinks it's cute when I'm intolerantly shitface drunk)

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judging by your signature affiliations, your wife to be is fat. confirm deny?

 

nah, she's just a little bigger in the right places. i like a girl with meat on her bones but i'm not anywhere near cali's level.

 

thanks everyone, even the cynical assholes. i wouldn't expect any less from y'all. pics after teh honeymoon.

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everyones getting married...

 

congrats man....

 

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True, everyone is taking the plunge these days. That shit is totally passing me by. No single girls left, fucking bogus if you ask me.

 

But this dude has a good story, and sounds like has a good woman. Glad she sold that land to you and not some other schmuck. Congratulations!

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