crime stoppers Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 basically me and my mate are stuck here for another four days and so far all weve seen is junkies and mad overpriced bars, oh and some dude that looks exactly like techoviking. i remember a few people like random hero, bloodfart, filter.bfg have or still do live in germany. if anyone has any advice for shit do in this boring motherfucker, please let me know. im at an internet cafe so i cant upload any flicks easily, but i'll do my best to make a photo thread that would make the day in pies heads proud. majorca, spain/Oktoberfest,Munich/cannabis cup, amsterdam/london/home and heads want to catch up with two smelly aussie drunks along the way, let us know. cheers fellow oontzers, nice to be back on the oz after so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 do a panel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 when we hit berlin mate, we know a few locals. seen a few wufc panels already, getting itchy for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WorldBench Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE STUPID SACCENHAUSEN AND THE RED LIGHT ENOUGH SAID, GROW SOME BALLS QUIT GOING TO THE IRISH PUB RIGHT OUTSIDE THE TRAIN STATION on the real theres not that many bums, youre obviously hanging out at the train station, because thats where the bums hang out, go to the Graffiti Hall of Fame in Wiesbaden go tour all the productions SUK / CAN2/ BOMBER do all over downtown frankfurt jesus fucking christ theres a zillion things to do in FFm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Holding back on NegroPropping you just because youre australian and steve irwin died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Holding back on NegroPropping you just because youre australian and steve irwin died hahahahahahahaha oh yeah don't come to amsterdam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 homie, thats all we wanted no know. considering we arrived two days ago and have no local knowledge im not sure what you were expecting us to be doing. we\re literally getting directions to the hall of fame now. if saccenhausen is a museum or nazi camp thats the sort of shit we want to do. our local map has heaps of museums on it but doesnt mention what any of them are, trying not to go to modernist art museums and shit. and fuck steve irwin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Saccenhausen or however you spell it is a Bar/Party Section in Downtown. Right outside Weisdbaden mein train station is 1 of the hall of fames You can google the rest, the 1 in Hanau got torn down http://www.bomber.de/ always has stuff going on the area idk about museums i spent most my days and nights painting FFM eat some doner kebabs, drink a binding, buy a europass (train and bus pass, cheapest way to travel), mug some people, and go over "REMIX" or "ENEMY" for me head to pure platinum, across from the red light district, and tell me if that brazilian stripper with curly black hair she's like 5'8 is still working there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzzi 9mm Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Shoplift shit that you dont even need, it will make you feel like you have some grasp of control in an otherwise out of control situation. or Try.and.fornicate.with.hot.busty.euro.bitchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i remember a few people like random hero, bloodfart, have or still do live in germany you missed out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I didn't like Frankfurt I remember they got like a 8 story brothel with a giant spiderman sculpture climbing it tho Just kinda walk along the river. I did a lot of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I was in Germany at the end of April and spent our last night in Frankfurt since we were flying out of there. The whole time people kept saying "Frankfurt's boring, all it is is full of banks". We stayed at a hostel called 5 Elements, it's on Moselstrasse smack dab in the middle of junkie town. They do a free pub crawl and took us to some pretty rad bars, and it ended up being one of the most fun nights of the trip. Or you could just cut out the middle man and go straight to Sachsenhausen. Or fuck some Bulgarian stripper at one of the many brothels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I was there for a fuckin week and it was total over kill. Like a day or two woulda been dope. Sometimes booking hostels in advance bites you in the ass. Same situation with Milan. Spent a week and a couple days would been perfect. Wish I coulda had those extra days for another city. C'est la vie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Go here mate. Looks awesome. http://www.klassikstadt.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Invade Poland /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Saccenhausen or however you spell it is a Bar/Party Section in Downtown. Right outside Weisdbaden mein train station is 1 of the hall of fames You can google the rest, the 1 in Hanau got torn down http://www.bomber.de/ always has stuff going on the area idk about museums i spent most my days and nights painting FFM eat some doner kebabs, drink a binding, buy a europass (train and bus pass, cheapest way to travel), mug some people, and go over "REMIX" or "ENEMY" for me head to pure platinum, across from the red light district, and tell me if that brazilian stripper with curly black hair she's like 5'8 is still working there we'll be heading to saschenhausen tonight. havent been painting yet so we might also do that, haven't seen a single cop the entire time and people seem pretty chill about dudes painting in the middle of the street from what we've seen. the doner kebabs here are fucking amazing, actually all the food so far is. and dirt cheap too. got 4 longnecks (binding is fucking good beer) and a pack of smokes for 12 euro, couldnt believe how cheap shit is. thanks for the advice mate, and everyone else. protester; the classic car joint looks good well worth the trip so we'll stop by if we have time, you would fucking love the beer culture here man. street drinking is all good, no time of day is too early and the beers are actually brewed locally instead of the under license shit we put up with. even becks tastes good over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 and apparently brothel door fees are 50-60 euro then another 50 to nail one. reasonably certain i can cop dome for free but if that falls through who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Frankfurt and Hamburg, better know as the Barbecue Region. De.BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 i need to travel more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 where the fuck is frank without furt nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 i need to travel more... ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 i bet this place has epic hot dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schnitzel Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 did somebody say schnitzel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 upon watching run lola run years ago, i realized "prettier" german women still look like men & i could probably crush that fried whatever much faster than that fat fuck in the background 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Uh...the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor...we nuked the Germans though so I can see where your confusion is coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzly adams Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Frankfurt hasn't got many walls of fame remaining according to Kent SUK, most of the shit has been pulled down although he did direct us to a sick piece he did near a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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