injury Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I have my own bathroom at school this year. This means I need to pick reading material, obviously. For those of you that take shits on the toilet, what do you think? Other options not listed will be briefly considered. Think about number and quality of pictures, depth of articles, etc. This is very important. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You're still in school? Dude you need to hurry that shit up already. You can't be reading in the bathroom. Buy a guitar instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 12oz on da iphone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 or just read your textbooks so you can hurry up and graduate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 No book option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Books are gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Yeah reading is for homos, smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 iphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Youporn.com on the iPad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 No "read some tumbleweed right nao" option? Son...I am disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Get a Wii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i never have time to read while I'm "making" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Books are gay You should get moby dick and only read it in the bathroom, so years later when you finally finish it you can say you read the whole thing while taking a shit. I'd be impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Get a Wii. Lol I imagine people playing wii while taking a shit would be hilarious, not sure if multiplayer would be as funny. I just realized most people say "take a shit" but in reality they don't, they are more likely giving a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I've never sat on the toilet long enough to read anything. How long does it take you to bust a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 12oz on da iphone..... that sums it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TOILETSEAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 whatever novel I'm currently reading but I never get more than a page or two, doesn't take me forever to dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Can somebody neg toiletseat for me? 24'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i keep a stack of crossword puzzles next to the shitter and my fiancee keeps martha stewart's magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 YOUR LAPTOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Of course I voted Boogie Hands in 2012, but my personal toilet reading material is always Playboy and Sports Illustrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 bathroom book/magazine/anything reader/player will soon be reading up on hemmoroids. REAL TALK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 toilet reading is good, but I don't take long to make a splash so I like short comic strips for reading- like Calvin & Hobbes and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marz1 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I take quick shits... why the fuck do I need reading material? This ain't the library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Only fags and bitches have reading material in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Shampoo bottle labels when I'm tweekin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 toilet reading is good, but I don't take long to make a splash so I like short comic strips for reading- like Calvin & Hobbes and such. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 national geographic articles so good you'll sit on the toilet just to read them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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