Bathroom Reading Material Poll

[injury 778]

I have my own bathroom at school this year. This means I need to pick reading material, obviously.

 

For those of you that take shits on the toilet, what do you think? Other options not listed will be briefly considered. Think about number and quality of pictures, depth of articles, etc.

 

This is very important.

[Soup 283]

You're still in school?

Dude you need to hurry that shit up already. You can't be reading in the bathroom.

 

Buy a guitar instead.

[LUGR 987]

12oz on da iphone.....

[LUGR 987]

or just read your textbooks so you can hurry up and graduate

[KILZ FILLZ 982]

No book option?

[injury 778]

Books are gay

[eviltrailer77 316]

Yeah reading is for homos, smh

[earmuffs 619]

iphone

[geezpot 158]

Youporn.com on the iPad.

[AlwaysOverDoinn 60]

No "read some tumbleweed right nao" option?

 

Son...I am disappoint

[KM4RT 489]

Get a Wii.

[blahh 53]

i never have time to read while I'm "making"

[Soup 283]

Books are gay

 

You should get moby dick and only read it in the bathroom, so years later when you finally finish it you can say you read the whole thing while taking a shit.

I'd be impressed.

[geezpot 158]

Get a Wii.

 

Lol I imagine people playing wii while taking a shit would be hilarious, not sure if multiplayer would be as funny.

 

I just realized most people say "take a shit" but in reality they don't, they are more likely giving a shit.

[Internerd 149]

I've never sat on the toilet long enough to read anything.

 

 

How long does it take you to bust a shit?

[WorldBench 276]

12oz on da iphone.....

 

that sums it up

[Toiletseat 225]

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TOILETSEAT

[metronome 228]

whatever novel I'm currently reading but I never get more than a page or two, doesn't take me forever to dump.

[Inappropriate_Responder 905]

Can somebody neg toiletseat for me?

 

24'd

[publicenemyno.3 265]

i keep a stack of crossword puzzles next to the shitter and my fiancee keeps martha stewart's magazine.

[Realism 836]

YOUR LAPTOP

[belmonts 221]

[SwampFightOner 709]

Of course I voted Boogie Hands in 2012, but my personal toilet reading material is always Playboy and Sports Illustrated

[Guest Ginger Bread Man]

bathroom book/magazine/anything reader/player will soon be reading up on hemmoroids.

 

REAL TALK.

[ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME 87]

toilet reading is good, but I don't take long to make a splash so I like short comic strips for reading- like Calvin & Hobbes and such.