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Bathroom Reading Material Poll

What'll be Injury's bathroom reading material?  

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  1. 1. What'll be Injury's bathroom reading material?

    • Florida Sportsman
      1
    • Hustler or Playboy
      3
    • Out-of-date takeout chinese menus
      1
    • My rapper rhymebook from 8th grade
      5
    • Trains
      2
    • XXL
      3
    • Better Homes & Gardens
      4
    • Better wash those Boogie Hands after ya poop
      18


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I have my own bathroom at school this year. This means I need to pick reading material, obviously.

 

For those of you that take shits on the toilet, what do you think? Other options not listed will be briefly considered. Think about number and quality of pictures, depth of articles, etc.

 

This is very important.

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You're still in school?

Dude you need to hurry that shit up already. You can't be reading in the bathroom.

 

Buy a guitar instead.

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Books are gay

 

You should get moby dick and only read it in the bathroom, so years later when you finally finish it you can say you read the whole thing while taking a shit.

I'd be impressed.

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Get a Wii.

 

Lol I imagine people playing wii while taking a shit would be hilarious, not sure if multiplayer would be as funny.

 

I just realized most people say "take a shit" but in reality they don't, they are more likely giving a shit.

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I've never sat on the toilet long enough to read anything.

 

 

How long does it take you to bust a shit?

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whatever novel I'm currently reading but I never get more than a page or two, doesn't take me forever to dump.

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

bathroom book/magazine/anything reader/player will soon be reading up on hemmoroids.

 

REAL TALK.

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