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Bathroom Reading Material Poll

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What'll be Injury's bathroom reading material? 37 members have voted

  1. 1. What'll be Injury's bathroom reading material?

    • Florida Sportsman
      1
    • Hustler or Playboy
      3
    • Out-of-date takeout chinese menus
      1
    • My rapper rhymebook from 8th grade
      5
    • Trains
      2
    • XXL
      3
    • Better Homes & Gardens
      4
    • Better wash those Boogie Hands after ya poop
      18

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I have my own bathroom at school this year. This means I need to pick reading material, obviously.

 

For those of you that take shits on the toilet, what do you think? Other options not listed will be briefly considered. Think about number and quality of pictures, depth of articles, etc.

 

This is very important.

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    You're still in school?

    Dude you need to hurry that shit up already. You can't be reading in the bathroom.

     

    Buy a guitar instead.

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    i never have time to read while I'm "making"

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    Books are gay

     

    You should get moby dick and only read it in the bathroom, so years later when you finally finish it you can say you read the whole thing while taking a shit.

    I'd be impressed.

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    Get a Wii.

     

    Lol I imagine people playing wii while taking a shit would be hilarious, not sure if multiplayer would be as funny.

     

    I just realized most people say "take a shit" but in reality they don't, they are more likely giving a shit.

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    I've never sat on the toilet long enough to read anything.

     

     

    How long does it take you to bust a shit?

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    whatever novel I'm currently reading but I never get more than a page or two, doesn't take me forever to dump.

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    Of course I voted Boogie Hands in 2012, but my personal toilet reading material is always Playboy and Sports Illustrated

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    bathroom book/magazine/anything reader/player will soon be reading up on hemmoroids.

     

    REAL TALK.

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    I take quick shits... why the fuck do I need reading material? This ain't the library

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    toilet reading is good, but I don't take long to make a splash so I like short comic strips for reading- like Calvin & Hobbes and such.

     

    This.

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    national geographic

     

    articles so good

    you'll sit on the toilet just to read them

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