Asshat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 with my zombie car. duh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[kidster] Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Stroke of Midnight, Throw Thriller on the BoomBox. Zombies will proceed to dance, giving you time to run. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 to my right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 acoustic guitar and a lamp... either would serve fine for bludgeoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 a foam sandal that my puppy chewed up and a pillow. i'm fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 a box of matches from Fiji that don't work a lego man. he has a mustache this will be a walk in the park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Nothing but a wall to my left. I'm fucked. :shook: this^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Samsung remote.....maybe I can turn the zombies off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Empty chair bolted to the floor. USELESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Two sandwiches (pepperoni, cheese, capsicum), a knife I used to cut the sandwiches in half and a ceramic plate. I'm pretty sure this is all I need to violate some undead niggas. /nozombierape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 sever zombie heads with marker and blades? nawwww disract them with the hundreds of coins on my desk and escape to a more suitabel stronghold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Using my gundam mech suit. And just stomping on everything irrespective of living or the dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i have a wacom tablet and a stack of miscellaneous papers. the zombie apocalypse is not looking good for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i'll flush the motherfuckers into oblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I got a door to another room, I guess I can hide out and hope they move along. Or possibly use anything I find behind the door to get all apocalyptic, I know I have a lil' cache of arsenal in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 witty comments funny how that was the wittiest comment of all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 funny how that was the wittiest comment of all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[kidster] Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 ZOMBIES ARE ALREADY DEAD. TRICK QUESTION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 my foot. i'd probably just talk the zombies into killing themselves. marvin style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzfest08 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 i will throw a entire wall and the horde END ZOMBIES/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzfest08 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 zombie kill spree with this use these to keep my energy up go weeks without food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 niggas got moms vintage hutch filled with a bunch of useless china. though i suppose i could break that shit and start cuttin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 im a firm believer that everyone on 12oz should know how to protect themselves from zombies, so im sharing this book with you: link: http://www.mediafire.com/?ymwmz2jb1mm (you can thank me later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUPITZME25 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 that books pretty gewd. i still need to finish it. damn dog ate halfway through 70 pages in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 [/img] hahah ran into this little dude while mobile oontzin walking at night so i guess hed help by peeing on them, and id hit em with this shovel around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 to my right Ahahah, my pistol is sitting within arms reach to my right as well, DAMN YOU LEFT SIDED ZOMBIE GAME!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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