[kidster] Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I got a lighter and a grinder. I'm fucked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 This has been covered before. I have an Atrix, and a fan. Maybe I'd cut their heads of with the fan, and call a gun dealer with the phone. Winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 God damnit i doubt my golden fleshlight is going to be effective agains the living dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 uh the person sitting next to me at the library? he doesnt look like he could be of any use tho(chinese) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Some vintage table lamp and my laptop power cord. I would give them the ole Antique Road Show. Then, while they're distracted, singe them the surge protector. Im golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 a rectangular fat white lady.. Spiked brass knuckles. A lighter. And flexible belt sword. Oh and half eaten subway sub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I have the same shit next to me as the last time this thread was made because I am sitting in the exact same spot. Do you understand me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 What are you trying to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 that i have a scanner next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I see. I have a can of creamy evaporated milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Do you cook at the fucking computer too? Jesus man, give it a break. Cup of limeaid, my wallet, cup of sharpies and pens and pencils, the left speaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Haha, no, it's for my next brew of milk stout actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 i have a boner inside my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Haha, no, it's for my next brew of milk stout actually. i wish beer and food traveled better. everything you make sounds delicious. we could trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i could charm them to death with a delightful picture of the Jewish cemetery in Prague in a driftwood frame...... i am somewhat fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Nothing but a wall to my left. I'm fucked. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets. I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though. Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Don't give them bacon. actually, that's just how you kill any man. chick zombies dont scare me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 i have an ipad and my case of burned copies of everything ive downloaded since 2002 BUT ITS GOT THE APPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 find hot zombie wimmins to bite me. become zombie. bite non zombie hot wimminz /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets. I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though. Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/ negged for wasting the codine. eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 witty comments 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 What sort of zombie apocalypse scenario would there be where I need to defend myself but I'm stuck at the computer and my right hand is a bit preoccupied? Oh, right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 negged for wasting the codine. eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie Negged for missing the point of the original post. :) @Soup, I loled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 neggers gonna neg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 FUCKIN SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 thank goodness i have a rocket launcher to my left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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