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This has been covered before.

I have an Atrix, and a fan.

Maybe I'd cut their heads of with the fan, and call a gun dealer with the phone.

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uh the person sitting next to me at the library? he doesnt look like he could be of any use tho(chinese)

Some vintage table lamp and my laptop power cord. I would give them the ole Antique Road Show. Then, while they're distracted, singe them the surge protector. Im golden.

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a rectangular fat white lady.. Spiked brass knuckles. A lighter. And flexible belt sword. Oh and half eaten subway sub

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I have the same shit next to me as the last time this thread was made because I am sitting in the exact same spot. Do you understand me?

A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets.

 

I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though.

 

Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/

Don't give them bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually, that's just how you kill any man.

 

 

chick zombies dont scare me.

i have an ipad and my case of burned copies of everything ive downloaded since 2002

 

BUT ITS GOT THE APPS!

find hot zombie wimmins to bite me.

become zombie.

bite non zombie hot wimminz

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A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets.

 

I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though.

 

Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/

 

negged for wasting the codine.

eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie

What sort of zombie apocalypse scenario would there be where I need to defend myself but I'm stuck at the computer and my right hand is a bit preoccupied?

 

Oh, right.

negged for wasting the codine.

eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie

 

Negged for missing the point of the original post. :)

 

 

@Soup, I loled

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