August 12, 201113 yr This has been covered before. I have an Atrix, and a fan. Maybe I'd cut their heads of with the fan, and call a gun dealer with the phone. Winning
August 12, 201113 yr God damnit i doubt my golden fleshlight is going to be effective agains the living dead.
August 12, 201113 yr uh the person sitting next to me at the library? he doesnt look like he could be of any use tho(chinese)
August 12, 201113 yr Some vintage table lamp and my laptop power cord. I would give them the ole Antique Road Show. Then, while they're distracted, singe them the surge protector. Im golden.
August 12, 201113 yr Community Expert a rectangular fat white lady.. Spiked brass knuckles. A lighter. And flexible belt sword. Oh and half eaten subway sub
August 12, 201113 yr Community Expert I have the same shit next to me as the last time this thread was made because I am sitting in the exact same spot. Do you understand me?
August 12, 201113 yr Do you cook at the fucking computer too? Jesus man, give it a break. Cup of limeaid, my wallet, cup of sharpies and pens and pencils, the left speaker.
August 12, 201113 yr Haha, no, it's for my next brew of milk stout actually. i wish beer and food traveled better. everything you make sounds delicious. we could trade.
August 13, 201113 yr Community Expert i could charm them to death with a delightful picture of the Jewish cemetery in Prague in a driftwood frame...... i am somewhat fucked
August 13, 201113 yr A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets. I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though. Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/
August 13, 201113 yr Don't give them bacon. actually, that's just how you kill any man. chick zombies dont scare me.
August 13, 201113 yr i have an ipad and my case of burned copies of everything ive downloaded since 2002 BUT ITS GOT THE APPS!
August 13, 201113 yr find hot zombie wimmins to bite me. become zombie. bite non zombie hot wimminz /thread
August 13, 201113 yr A glass lamp, a pint sized mug of tea and 200 30mg codeine tablets. I could put the codeine in the tea offer it to the zombie and when he was feeling woozy hit him over the head with the lamp. I'm fucked if there's more than one though. Edit: Oh and a tub of hand lotion. I could offer them all an old fashioned :/ negged for wasting the codine. eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie
August 13, 201113 yr What sort of zombie apocalypse scenario would there be where I need to defend myself but I'm stuck at the computer and my right hand is a bit preoccupied? Oh, right.
August 13, 201113 yr negged for wasting the codine. eat the pills and say fuck it.....being a zombie would kick ass....esp. if you are a loaded zombie Negged for missing the point of the original post. :) @Soup, I loled
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