SystemFailure Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Sounds like a really feminine trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted October 29, 2011 Author Share Posted October 29, 2011 hahahaha... well, someone's gotta put in work on her, but it shant be me! man, this shit has me rolling. forreal though, on top of the feet issue, she was getting hella overenthusiastic about shit. like, i'm not trying to be yer boyfriend, so calm yer ass down and quit texting me. i dunno. i like blaming it on the feet though. i don't want no fucking big feet. and even if her feet were smaller than 10.5, anything above mens 8 is unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 brah, homegirl is taller than fuckin chewbaca, of course she rocks some shit thats bigger than size 8. she just hit me up to see if i wanna kick it on her days off this week. hella winkies and smiley faces and shit. i told mike that im going to talk to obama about getting it put into law that chicks cant use smilies or winky fuckin faces in text messages unless they are down to fuck. well see how it goes. ill OCCUPY the fuckin whole island if thats what it takes to get this shit rollin. enough of the misleading smiley faces. somebody has to take a stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 sup bluddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Did you make it out?? hit me up i'm 1 hour North of portland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 he will puke in your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 nah, i only puke in cars that belong to cute females that i'm trying to ruin my chances with. you fucka and KIR, i shot you a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 post pics of the giant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 all I know is this is retarded as fuck, poz goes raw in vaj but is scared of some tall bitch with huge tits!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 this was the most recent portland thread... whats going on? i'm coming down tomorrow night for drinks and probably boobs in my face. anything good or special happening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 fuuuU!!! one months and change counting till i'm singing in the rain and talking shit to tattooed strippers! cantfuckingwait0ner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Poz keeps posting pictures of some art show. So maybe that. Beers and art shows. It'll be like when you came to visit me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 isn't poz sober or something? cause thats probably not gonna work too well for my nights plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 POZ better not be sober. trip slightly ruined if case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 DD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 haha. dd's have to take the fat chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 He's sober but fun. Some people got it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 NH^^^ i'm around. you missed First Thursday by a night, which is when the galleries downtown have their simultaneous openings. art shows are kinda wack in general, but sometimes it cracks off. there's a cool show at Breeze Block Gallery if you find yourself in Northwest. It's near the brewery blocks. Aron Dubois amongst others. I'll be out and about throughout the weekend. if you see a tall dude in a Black and white SF fitted, holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 i'd say if you see a gang of 4 heavily tattooed drunks holler, but i think thats most of portland... we're gonna be around the pearl district i guess? i don't know portland well enough to say what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 1. 2. 3. 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 dude stop snitchin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Welp, i know a good chunk of you don't give two shits about these kinda posts (mine in particular), but i figured i'd holler anyway. Another 3+ Summer months on the island of Kauai, a job came and went, and i find myself with the itch to move onto some new things. This summer has definitely been rad. The short-lived full-time job allowed me to stack enough to feel comfortable financially. Fuckin' Dow and I had some DAMN good times. Romping around the beaches drinking Pabst and Jameson, chilling in hotel pools, lying to tourists, running into mutual friends from the mainland. Getting so drunk we can't make it anywhere to sleep, so we try to pass out in multiple places. After getting booted trying to sleep on multiple hotel properties, we were left to wake up on the beach, having passed out under some cabana-type thing... (NH). Puking everywhere i can, eating good ass food, blacking out. that's only the tip of the iceberg... we definitely killed it out here. Shit has been a blast. Anyway, Portland was on the agenda before i cut out here. I was actually going to go there INSTEAD of Kauai, but i decided to head this way. However, a week from today i head out that way to stay with a crewmate/one of my best friends. He's got a job tentatively lined up for me at a high-brow valet service. Not sure if that's going to suit my personality well or not, but it's a foot in if i need it. I'm hyped on it all. I know a lot of people from the bay area are big fans of Portland, and vice-versa. While i've never been there, i typically enjoy everything for what it is, and i'm almost always able to adapt to living situations. Besides my pal with whom i'm staying in Portland, i've got another crewmate, as well as a former boss and former co-worker to meet up with/have show me around. It's going to be fun... really fucking fun. cannot wait to meet new people and learn some more about life. So any of you Portland oontzers should feel free to chime in, talk shit, tell me to leave, tell me what spots are dope. Same goes for the rest of you. Again, i don't really know why i'm sharing this, other than just a way to recap shit for my own reflection. Anyway... ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 He's sober but fun. Some people got it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I'm also Portland Bound in April....what should I do? What should I eat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Tienda Santa Cruz in St. John's for mexican Brunch Box for burgers, on SW 5th... downtown. those or my two favorite places for my two staple meals... this place has so much fucking food it's retarded... if you're a faggot vegan or any of that, this place also has you covered. Weather is getting nicer as we speak. that should open a lot of doors, as far as shit to do. and don't trip NOES... we'll get loose, but no drank for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 come back to island, bludddd! you finna visit this summer? fuck the mainland oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 come back to island, bludddd! you finna visit this summer? fuck the mainland oner tickets are like 600 through september... i might try to swing it, but i'm gonna wait for a price drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 shootz brah. weather has been gnarly kine this week, choke rain, hoi. we going learn you how for surf next time you hea, cuz!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit?.jpeg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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