Creampuff Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Halden Prison - Norway Halden Prison opened early in 2010 with a capacity of 252 prisoners. The prisoner cells include flat-screen televisions, which officials say are necessary so that prisoners have less room for drugs and contraband. Designer furniture, mini-fridges, and en suite bathrooms complete the prison cells. Half of the guards are females, and guns are not usually carried because they create “unnecessary intimidation and social distance.” During the day, inmates can shoot hoops, climb the indoor rock wall, go jogging or make use of the soccer field. The philosophy behind this is that an occupied prisoner is less a violent prisoner, and thus is less likely to lash out at guards or other inmates. http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/8170440014/the-most-humane-prison-in-the-world ------------------------ so all of this is basically so no one gets hurt and so they dont go back to prison, but honestly i wouldnt mind killing a couple people so i can rock climb. meanwhile, in america............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 meanwhile, in america.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 that probly for people who got life and shit and have served for a while with good behavior. or for not payin taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Whilst I'm sure there'll be many tea party nutcases protesting the fact that brown people get to have fun I bet this prison will have less violence than other prisons and (if there are good education facilities) less reoffending from its prisoners.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 are there illegal asians making the rounds for back massages and happy endings too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Prolly get unlimited bacon served to them by hot bitches too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 On July 18, 2000, 22 yr old Aurlieas McClarty walks into a store in Orange County Florida and guns down a store manager for a mere $200. McClarty is placed on the FBI 10 Most Wanted List. Despite being a wanted man, McClarty doesn't keep a low profile and soon becomes wanted for counterfeiting money in Florida, and bank robberies in Maryland. McClarty goes from state to state, defrauding banks, stores and women. All McClarty wants is money, cars, drugs and women, and does anything to get them. But none of these can protect him when a SWAT team breaks down his door, and arrest him. simply amazing.........wonder if it really happen? link:http://www.videozer.com/video/JBksiFoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Fuck that place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Prison has always been cool. Norse hip-hop taught me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 that cell is nicer than my place 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 i wanna go to jail there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Sorta reminds me of this place: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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seeking Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 you gotta put crime into perspective when you look at shit like this. in norway in 2006 there were 25 murders. in the US, there were 17,000. norway population 5million us population is 307 million us murders per capita: 1 for every 18,000. norway per capita 1 for every 200,000. i don't care to look up the stats on the rest of violent crimes, but I'm sure it follows the same sorts of lines. moral of the story is the whiter your country is, the less chance you have of being murdered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 fuck prison matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 i cum on children 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Man, Scandinavia is so far advanced as far as being civilized goes. They're what our civilization is supposed to be, instead of the fuck ups everywhere else in the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Prison's always been cool man u get to hold it down maaaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 ya think so maaannnn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udigiuo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 http://goo.gl/uWTdU Discount recommendation! During the event, offer a variety of goods for sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 kewl thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Looks like a vacation. This is the problem with America, they just don't care.Over in Europe there all about quality of living, and rehabilitating inmates. I saw an episode on History about a jail in Australia, and the way they do things over there is much different.It seem to be working, by actually treating the inmates like humans instead of caged animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 they even got banksy to paint the wall. kool ( with a K ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Norway's Luxury Bastoy Prison – Lowest Reoffending Rate in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corporaljigsorequandry Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 correction, prison is cool in norway. sentence for murder is only 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 fuck man, they do have it right, if i am in some small stinky shitty cell i am gonna be mad as fuck all day and wanna do bad shit, if i am chilling in that baller room, working on drawings, climbing the wall i am gonna be cool calm and collected. america is too ignant to pick up on the little things that actually work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Rehabilitation, though? If that was what was waiting for me in exchange for doing really stupid shit I'd be jumping to fuck up once they let me out so I could go back. Just seduce one of the female staff members and all needs are covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 You act like rehab is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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