Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I BET YOU WON'T! (this is how it starts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 OH YEAH!!???? I SWEAR TO "GOD" I WOULD!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 no wai. you're too gifted, you won't do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Add a couple breakfast burrito's,and i'll do 2 bishes at the same time! REAL TALK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i don't believe you but if you kill 50 million and a girl of your choice, i'll buy you two breakfasts, one at denny's and one at waffle house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I like how people always assume because someone goes to church and is from a christian family, there not bat shit crazy, and won't kill for a denny's grand slam. "She is safe..she's with that church kid" Denny's Grand Slam is a test from the G.O.D....Temptation. For thee who cast first bish to death, shall grant thyself delicious baconalia meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 good christian church kids kill for next to nothing. ill throw in a bacon egg and cheese, from a diner of your choice, if you can get 1 girl from each new england state by noon tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I like how people always assume because someone goes to church and is from a christian family, there not bat shit crazy, and won't kill for a denny's grand slam. "She is safe..she's with that church kid" Denny's Grand Slam is a test from the G.O.D....Temptation. For thee who cast first bish to death, shall grant thyself delicious baconalia meal! :lol: I'm saying. You know he was probably on some I AM ACADEMIC I WILL GET AWAY WITH IT shit too. From the Book of Oontz, 12:3-5 And God said unto Pompous Shit "go forth and bludgeon thy concubine as a test of faith, thou shall be rewarded with toast, runny egg, fried tomatoes and the breakfast meat of thy own choosing." A fortnight passed and Pompous Shit planned carefully, using all skills bequeathed to him by Phoenician scribes and JEWISH accountants, great and renowned tutors all. Having completed the deed, he laboriously typed a message of great faith upon the rock of Facebook to his companion, who was most awed by the strength and resilience of his faith. It was then that Pompous Shit's keyboard burst into flames, leaving nothing but ash and a full Welsh breakfast. PRAISE! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 foreign people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "Excuse me..kind sir! What do you mean "you people"?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 :lol: I'm saying. You know he was probably on some I AM ACADEMIC I WILL GET AWAY WITH IT shit too. From the Book of Oontz, 12:3-5 And God said unto Pompous Shit "go forth and bludgeon thy concubine as a test of faith, thou shall be rewarded with toast, runny egg, fried tomatoes and the breakfast meat of thy own choosing." A fortnight passed and Pompous Shit planned carefully, using all skills bequeathed to him by Phoenician scribes and JEWISH accountants, great and renowned tutors all. Having completed the deed, he laboriously typed a message of great faith upon the rock of Facebook to his companion, who was most awed by the strength and resilience of his faith. It was then that Pompous Shit's keyboard burst into flames, leaving nothing but ash and a full Welsh breakfast. PRAISE! Our Father, who Krinks in heavens Hollows be Thy Name.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019409/Joshua-Davies-16-guilty-murdering-ex-girlfriend-Rebecca-Aylward-free-breakfast-bet.html Academically gifted?????????????? You fucking kidding me!?! Who the fuck writes this shit. Kids making threats to kill this girl to his boy and there weren't any other signs?? No fucking way. He was probably a lunatic and the press just trying to create a scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "They would use textspeak, jargon and symbols in a language so impenetrable that the jury had to be given translations." Wow. Also, despite my piety in quoting Scripture, this kid sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I wonder what he thought of the breakfast he "won",Did he enjoy it? What was it ? Did he get Diarrhea (punishment) from it?Did his friends not fill his end of the bargain, and not buy him breakfast? These are the questions people should be asking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recluse Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 She must of been a real head fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BullshitTantrum Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I wonder what he thought of the breakfast he "won",Did he enjoy it? What was it ? Did he get Diarrhea (punishment) from it?Did his friends not fill his end of the bargain, and not buy him breakfast? These are the questions people should be asking! If i bet some dude free breakfast to kill his girl and he did it you'd probably want to get the tea and crumpets hot or whatever while home boys comin to collect. shit if it was dinner time i'd still have pancakes on the stove if i made that bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 He wasn't so fucking gifted if he used Facespace to organize a bet related to FIRST FUCKING DEGREE MURDER.[/color] This seperates academic brilliance, from actual intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 the fuck is a rugby ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i enjoyed the puns in this thread but am 24d and cannot award props accordingly. ^yap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 the fuck is a rugby ball? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 idiot should have hung her in the woods, no one would have guessed murder, its the new planking all the Bridgend kids are doing it. Also Rugby balls come in different sizes, probably a size 5 full size rugby ball sized rock I hope, just unnecessary work if you go for a smaller size. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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