HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "Excuse me..kind sir! What do you mean "you people"?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 :lol: I'm saying. You know he was probably on some I AM ACADEMIC I WILL GET AWAY WITH IT shit too. From the Book of Oontz, 12:3-5 And God said unto Pompous Shit "go forth and bludgeon thy concubine as a test of faith, thou shall be rewarded with toast, runny egg, fried tomatoes and the breakfast meat of thy own choosing." A fortnight passed and Pompous Shit planned carefully, using all skills bequeathed to him by Phoenician scribes and JEWISH accountants, great and renowned tutors all. Having completed the deed, he laboriously typed a message of great faith upon the rock of Facebook to his companion, who was most awed by the strength and resilience of his faith. It was then that Pompous Shit's keyboard burst into flames, leaving nothing but ash and a full Welsh breakfast. PRAISE! Our Father, who Krinks in heavens Hollows be Thy Name.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019409/Joshua-Davies-16-guilty-murdering-ex-girlfriend-Rebecca-Aylward-free-breakfast-bet.html Academically gifted?????????????? You fucking kidding me!?! Who the fuck writes this shit. Kids making threats to kill this girl to his boy and there weren't any other signs?? No fucking way. He was probably a lunatic and the press just trying to create a scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "They would use textspeak, jargon and symbols in a language so impenetrable that the jury had to be given translations." Wow. Also, despite my piety in quoting Scripture, this kid sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I wonder what he thought of the breakfast he "won",Did he enjoy it? What was it ? Did he get Diarrhea (punishment) from it?Did his friends not fill his end of the bargain, and not buy him breakfast? These are the questions people should be asking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recluse Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 She must of been a real head fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BullshitTantrum Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I wonder what he thought of the breakfast he "won",Did he enjoy it? What was it ? Did he get Diarrhea (punishment) from it?Did his friends not fill his end of the bargain, and not buy him breakfast? These are the questions people should be asking! If i bet some dude free breakfast to kill his girl and he did it you'd probably want to get the tea and crumpets hot or whatever while home boys comin to collect. shit if it was dinner time i'd still have pancakes on the stove if i made that bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 He wasn't so fucking gifted if he used Facespace to organize a bet related to FIRST FUCKING DEGREE MURDER.[/color] This seperates academic brilliance, from actual intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 the fuck is a rugby ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i enjoyed the puns in this thread but am 24d and cannot award props accordingly. ^yap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 the fuck is a rugby ball? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 idiot should have hung her in the woods, no one would have guessed murder, its the new planking all the Bridgend kids are doing it. Also Rugby balls come in different sizes, probably a size 5 full size rugby ball sized rock I hope, just unnecessary work if you go for a smaller size. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I wonder since we are talking about rugby, if he played the hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 not being a skinny runt like that he wouldnt have been hooker, he wouldnt have even been able to play Rugby maybe scrum half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 what the fuck are you faggots talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Your mom and her boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Definately somewhere in the backs... half / winger possibly fullback. So this is the new RWC thread. Awesome title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 He clearly would have been a fly half, sillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 + = 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 idiot should have hung her in the woods, no one would have guessed murder LOLLL Decy on his cold blooded shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 did he waffle under the pressure and confess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Either way, he's a bad egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 looks like the "bacon" caught him red handed....LOL heard his girlfriend had a "pancake" ass.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 oh man he killed that girl.....He's "toast"!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 /THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 oh man. so many props to hand out when i'm not 24d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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