Cunt Roach Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 It's been a good minute since I've checked in on channel zero. But the past year has been the most eventful of my life. It started the day before halloween in 2010. Got popped for stupid shit and spent the night in jail and got let out in the morning. Get a nice chunk of community service and a fine thats a pain for someone on my income to pay. Enough about that. About this time just about all of my close friends with the exception of myself were dabbling in roxicodone. No one had a real addiction than. I digress once more. A couple weeks after I had my run in with the cops. I fucked some fat bitch. Loosest pussy I've ever had in my life. Like fucking a barn. Things were pretty stagnent between January and March. Than I think it was the beginning of April when I did 2C-E for the second time. And saying that it was ridiculous would be an understatement. For the first 15 mins I was groaning from the intensity of the rush, everything was like this > :scrambled: . Unbenounced to me the 2C-E had been cut with crystal. not fun. Than myself and 6 others proceeded to go insane and have the time of our lives for the next 12 hours. Having visuals, feeling speedy, body rushes, and the fact that your having a blast going buzurk on this shit. As one person slipped off into a bad trip. Another one of my friends was practically having sex with the carpet, enjoying the body rushes. Another person mysteriously cut their hand open. I threw up in the toilet which due to the fact that I was tripping, looked like a boiling caldren. I smoked a whole pack of American Spirits in an hour, and proceeded to tweek into the sunrise. A couple weeks after this event I met a girl that only goes by the name Star. She showed up to my friends apartment spun out and lost. She had gotten lost in the apartment complex and just randomly knocked on his door. She said she had been up for 4 days on adderal, which she was eating like candy. This girl had also carved almost all the skin off one of her calves with a broken piece of glass. She proceeded to display her wide array of psychological illnesses. She acted schizo, depressed, talked in a high pitched child like voice at random times. She also did most of said to talking to herself through out the night. I left the apartment in laughter at the new burden my friend has unknowling put on himself. Not long after this one of my friends had relapsed on roxicodone, but this time he started shooting them. I personally am dissapointed that he has turned a recreational activity into a full blown addiction. Something that after much encouragement to have treated has become apperent that it must run its course, and he must make his decisions as an adult. fuck opiates. Im too lazy to type anymore at this time. I'll add more later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DownSyndrome Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 See tampons. Quit reading. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 ever seen a gif whee the girl is just about to flash tits and it restarts? this story is just like that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 see tampons read some add tampons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Intrigued by the name lost in the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Roach Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 If its going to go that way than I'll just cut to the good parts. I ended up fucking that crazy bitch. One of the time she had a tampon and didn't tell me so i just stuck it in and didn't give a fuck. I ended up getting the tampon stuck in her cervix almost. winning. The night after that I fought with her to leave my house. She ended up arguing with myself and three other people. She eventually called the cops on herself. I told them she was tresspassing. She left. It was around 4am at this time. So myself and one other friend make a spontainious journey to go pick shrooms an hour out into the country. we end up only picking a wet quarter and dipped out. having to jump electric fences. and getting chased by land owners. thats it. im done. let the tampex rain come down on me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 i don't think you have a future in real life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 wouldn't that be period blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 TRUE LIFE: he's a juggalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 i see roughly 5 paragraphs and 7 tampons.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Roach Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 well doesn't that qualify as an essay? no im not a juggalo. im just a sick fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 propped and removed three... shits and giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Tampon for being a juggalo. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Roach Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 i see pitz is still around. you still doin them moon rocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 that's what you get for goin' out on mischief night. you know the cops are out, fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 see tampons read some add tampons Yup.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Roach Posted July 26, 2011 Author Share Posted July 26, 2011 that's what you get for goin' out on mischief night. you know the cops are out, fool! it was in the daytime jackass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Aw snap Dude had 5 tamps I propped him now he has 4 tic tacs Bow down before my e cred :haha: Quick someone take those back!! :haha: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 ^damn, how many do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i never mind reading about peoples drug stories. but Y U NO PROPER SPELLING? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 ^damn, how many do you have? A lil bit under 80k nerd points 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i'll help ya boats n'ats... just took two tacs away for dude making up lame stories.. how the fuck does someone just "push a tampon up in a bitch an fuck like that? c'mon son, you telling lies...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 so basically youre a meth head who fucks bitches that carve themselves up and have mental issues. youre like a wannabe charlie sheen without the money or the hot women. in other words... youre doing it wrong. ps. my 30,000 prop points just added another two tampons. FUCK EM AGAINST HER CERVIX AGAIN BRAHHH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i think that was just inadvertently admitting he's got a tiny cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 propped. took 2 tampons away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Fuck, I don't know whether to prop him or neg him in order to witness my power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i think that was just inadvertently admitting he's got a tiny cock. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Propped. Gave him 6. Someone take them away quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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