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Cunt Roach

Cops, Cases, Junkies, Loss, Gain, and other silly things

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It's been a good minute since I've checked in on channel zero.

But the past year has been the most eventful of my life.

It started the day before halloween in 2010. Got popped for stupid shit and spent the night in jail and got let out in the morning. Get a nice chunk of community service and a fine thats a pain for someone on my income to pay. Enough about that. About this time just about all of my close friends with the exception of myself were dabbling in roxicodone. No one had a real addiction than. I digress once more. A couple weeks after I had my run in with the cops. I fucked some fat bitch. Loosest pussy I've ever had in my life. Like fucking a barn.

 

Things were pretty stagnent between January and March. Than I think it was the beginning of April when I did 2C-E for the second time. And saying that it was ridiculous would be an understatement. For the first 15 mins I was groaning from the intensity of the rush, everything was like this > :scrambled: . Unbenounced to me the 2C-E had been cut with crystal. not fun. Than myself and 6 others proceeded to go insane and have the time of our lives for the next 12 hours. Having visuals, feeling speedy, body rushes, and the fact that your having a blast going buzurk on this shit. As one person slipped off into a bad trip. Another one of my friends was practically having sex with the carpet, enjoying the body rushes. Another person mysteriously cut their hand open. I threw up in the toilet which due to the fact that I was tripping, looked like a boiling caldren. I smoked a whole pack of American Spirits in an hour, and proceeded to tweek into the sunrise.

 

A couple weeks after this event I met a girl that only goes by the name Star. She showed up to my friends apartment spun out and lost. She had gotten lost in the apartment complex and just randomly knocked on his door. She said she had been up for 4 days on adderal, which she was eating like candy. This girl had also carved almost all the skin off one of her calves with a broken piece of glass. She proceeded to display her wide array of psychological illnesses. She acted schizo, depressed, talked in a high pitched child like voice at random times. She also did most of said to talking to herself through out the night. I left the apartment in laughter at the new burden my friend has unknowling put on himself.

 

Not long after this one of my friends had relapsed on roxicodone, but this time he started shooting them. I personally am dissapointed that he has turned a recreational activity into a full blown addiction. Something that after much encouragement to have treated has become apperent that it must run its course, and he must make his decisions as an adult. fuck opiates.

 

Im too lazy to type anymore at this time. I'll add more later.

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If its going to go that way than I'll just cut to the good parts. I ended up fucking that crazy bitch. One of the time she had a tampon and didn't tell me so i just stuck it in and didn't give a fuck. I ended up getting the tampon stuck in her cervix almost. winning.

The night after that I fought with her to leave my house. She ended up arguing with myself and three other people. She eventually called the cops on herself. I told them she was tresspassing. She left. It was around 4am at this time. So myself and one other friend make a spontainious journey to go pick shrooms an hour out into the country. we end up only picking a wet quarter and dipped out. having to jump electric fences. and getting chased by land owners. thats it. im done. let the tampex rain come down on me.

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Aw snap

 

Dude had 5 tamps

I propped him now he has 4 tic tacs

 

Bow down before my e cred :haha:

 

Quick someone take those back!! :haha:

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i'll help ya boats n'ats...

just took two tacs away for dude making up lame stories..

 

how the fuck does someone just "push a tampon up in a bitch an fuck like that?

c'mon son, you telling lies......

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so basically youre a meth head who fucks bitches that carve themselves up and have mental issues.

 

youre like a wannabe charlie sheen without the money or the hot women.

 

in other words...

 

youre doing it wrong.

 

ps. my 30,000 prop points just added another two tampons.

 

FUCK EM AGAINST HER CERVIX AGAIN BRAHHH

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