yöungdøjia. Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 "igot a lot of haters and alot of homies some friends and some phony" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 where i'm at in life so far can be sumed up in one pic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Ok instead of making a thread about it I'll just ask here... Long story short: hooked up with this chick on friday, since then been chillin and drinkin and bangin her all weekend, she'd been staying the night every night, she went home finally monday but comes back for swimming and beers later that day, then we kick it on some romantic type drinkin wine type shit later that night, after that I take her back to her place, end of date night. Everything is going fine. Last night, tuesday night, we go out to steak house double date style with my roomie and his girl, had like a $200 tab, bought several bottles of wine, great fucking night ensued. We get back home to my place. She has a smoke and says she wants to go to bed. I say lets. We go to bed. DISCLAIMER****Now I'm not gonna hold back from the story, because a key detail may be needed to fully understand what the fuck is about to happen. I'm still fucking confused that's why I'm here*** We hit the bed. I start going down on her after about 5 minutes of laying there knowing that I'm not about to miss an opportunity to smash on this 20 yr old hottie I've just wined and dined up all proper. So I'm goin down on her right, and she's into it. One thing leads to another and I stick my dick in her. At first it's all slow and gentle, then it speeds up, then right when I start to go smash n grab bananas (go faster as to procure a nut) she says STOP. She has to pee. She runs to the bathroom. And there I am with my dick in my hand... waiting. After what seemed like forever she comes back and crawls into bed. Lays down like she's going to sleep. I do what any guy would do and try and start things up again. That's when she says "I CAN'T SLEEP HERE, I WANT TO SLEEP IN MY BED, TAKE ME HOME". At first I'm like, "Are you serious it's 1:30 and im still kinda drunk and tired.... and..." So she pulls out her cell phone and says she's calling a cab. I go "Whoa whoa whoa, you're not calling a cab, I'm taking you home." Get dressed get in car... 15 minutes drive with music turned up just past the point of possible conversation (for the awkwardness I felt) until we get to her place...I asked what was wrong and she kinda mumbled about having a lot of shit going on in her head and shit in her life right now .... mumbles I didn't quite make out because they're fucking mumbles. I pull up to her place and turn off the music. I asked her if we were done? She said no, that's we're good. And she'd call me later. I told her good night. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE? TLDR: mid smash chick wants to go home... claims she can't "sleep in my bed, she needs to sleep in hers" of the people I asked: 2 said she probably started her period and wasn't prepared and was embarrassed, 1 said she started feeling guilty cuz she got a man (i call bullshit, maybe on night 2 but not night 4) girls? this make any sense to you crazy bitches? EDIT: my phone rings, it's her. on hold as i type this actually. just gonna drop it. but not deleting this as proof if anything else crazy drops. reason for sudden freak out mid-coitus: apparently, she was feeling all "weird" last night. she's fine now. case closed. fucking women. Be careful with that one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I think she got up and went to the bathroom and decided to go home is because he was pushing a and not a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 TLDR: mid smash chick wants to go home... claims she can't "sleep in my bed, she needs to sleep in hers" of the people I asked: 2 said she probably started her period and wasn't prepared and was embarrassed, 1 said she started feeling guilty cuz she got a man (i call bullshit, maybe on night 2 but not night 4) girls? this make any sense to you crazy bitches? EDIT: my phone rings, it's her. on hold as i type this actually. just gonna drop it. but not deleting this as proof if anything else crazy drops. reason for sudden freak out mid-coitus: apparently, she was feeling all "weird" last night. she's fine now. case closed. fucking women. ur other friends are right. she probably has a dude, long distance thing going, she dont see him often, felt comfort hanging out with you, she felt guilty after u put it in her. went home, broke up with dude, now does not feel guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 we're going to the beach next week things are cool she just needed to throw up after all the wine and kush she's a shy 20 yr old hate me cuz i fuck young pussy edit: thx for your serious answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 i still say she had explosive diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I hate meeting new people, too. The last person I met was Twinky, but that dudes super sick. The last friend I made, too. Not good at this social shit it seems. BUT when it comes down to it and have to be in a social situation I'm definitely the life of the party. fakers gonna fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Faking it and raining on the parade since birth holla I have this ability to become the crowd favorite fast. Throw me in a group of people I don't know and I'll get them laughing and willing to buy me shit. Inside though, they can all get hit by a buss for all I care. I'm not anti-social either. I dont become the favorite with the intention of them getting me shit. Its swell I tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 nobody loves me nobody cares and when i die there won't be nobody there nobody loves me nobody cares and when i die i wanna die wanna die (fuck the world i will deny you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 really... fuck everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPevzooA4X8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Faking it and raining on the parade since birth holla I have this ability to become the crowd favorite fast. Throw me in a group of people I don't know and I'll get them laughing and willing to buy me shit. Inside though, they can all get hit by a buss for all I care. I'm not anti-social either. I dont become the favorite with the intention of them getting me shit. Its swell I tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 It's too bad my response is so belated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 My boss mentioned a position for my trade opening up in Japan. Haven't been able to get it off my mind. Would be a 3-5 year contract. I'll be 30 when I get back to the states. I'm not sure though. I'll be working w a bunch if old dudes (read: I'll be doing the work while they watch). Mostly working on aircraft carriers (read: I'm 6'4 220 and those bunks aren't made for that). I have no wife, no kids.... Srsly considering taking it. What worries me is that my dad has been having heart trouble for te last year or two. I don't want to be out of the country of something happens. I would want to be there. His shits pretty jacked from years of drug use and eating fast food 3 times a day. I'm also worried about being too old to find a good wife when I return. I know that thought process isn't BSM but it's very real to me. I work with a lot of old dudes who have never been married and have no kids. They are 'those dudes' who have nothing but thier job. In the 3 yrs I've been there, becoming one of those guys has become a big fear of mine. Shit is wild depressing to see day in and day out. Fucking a. Venting. Seeing my thoughts in text kinda helps. I think I'm gonna let him know I'm considering it. Opportunity for acquisition of wicked tat zaps is drawing me in.... What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 well ask yourself this................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 This thread got dudes on their high chair. Talking bout im the life of the party. Anti- Social in all aspects. Fuck a companionship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Go man for real. I understand why you would want to stay for your old man's complications but I'm pretty sure he'd want you to take advantage of such an opportunity to be around all those Japs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 avenge pearl harbor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Live your life, it seems like he certainly did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 its part of growing up man' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 never is a promise, and you cant afford to lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yugfiu Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I recommend you a! You look okay! http://goo.gl/kdYUn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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