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LSD AND THE NO HITTER

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Los Angeles, April 8, 1984- Former Pittsburgh Pirates' pitcher Dock Ellis says he was under the influence of LSD when he pitched a 1970 no-hitter against the San Diego Padres.

 

Ellis, now co-ordinator of an anti drug program in Los Angeles, said he didn't know until six hours before his June 12, 1970 no hitter that he was going to pitch.

 

"I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego , but I didn't know it. I had taken LSD..... I thought it was an off-day, that's how come I had it in me. I took the LSD at noon. At 1pm, his girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, "Dock, you're pitching today!"

 

"That's when it was $9.50 to fly to San Diego. She got me to the airport at 3:30. I got there at 4:30, and the game started at 6:05pm. It was a twi-night doubleheader.

 

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.

 

I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.

 

The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."

 

The Pirates won the game, 2-0, although Ellis walked eight batters. It was the highpoint in the baseball career of one of the finer pitchers of his time, and arguably,one of the greatest achievements in the history of sports.

 

THREADWORTHY?

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Not threadworthy unless it's on Yahoo news!

 

Nah, seriously, this is one of the greatest events in human history as far as I'm concerned. Doc Ellis ruled. RIP

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this was prob just a ploy to get in the news a little bit when this story broke... i mean its a cool story but nothing really more then a claim...

i mean he is only one of the few people to throw a no-hitter and loose the fucking game, for that he is in a small group...

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the video tells the story so well.

awesome animation, but old news bro!

 

 

EDIT: was this game televised/recorded?? i wanna see how 'high' he was acting haha

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The pic of him with hair curlers is the only reason i have not summoned the neg armada.

 

drag queen on acid

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just came across this the other day.

 

duno if its thread worthy, deff a good story though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now walk it out ----------->

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Considering my little sister told me about this like 3 years ago,

No, not thread worthy.

 

Neat story none the less.

 

p.s.

Is this 1,000 years old in internet time, or 10,000 years old?

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one time on acid, there were flying huge cocks everywhere.

ignored it and went to my shrink for some check up and he showed me his cock but it wasn't that cock that i saw flying around.

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i mean he is only one of the few people to throw a no-hitter and loose the fucking game, for that he is in a small group...

 

 

Doesn't it say that the Pitrates won the game??

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LEWIS THAT EXACT LINK IS ABOVE THE PHOTO.... GUESS YOU MISSED IT

 

peopleeater

 

i got it from there yes

 

bumping your thread

 

but i took a tictac from ya.

 

 

#HEAVYHITTERS

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The best thing about this story is that you used to be able to go to the airport, high as fuck on LSD, and pay ten dollars to get on the next flight out. That's how air travel should be.

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"Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio attempted to re-create Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis' infamous no-hitter of June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres, pitched while tripping on acid. Daulerio did so by dropping LSD, and re-enacting the game on the Xbox version of MLB2K11."

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i think tripping and being at a pro baseball game is up there on my bucket list, which the only other thing so far is to trip while seeing the northern lights in Switzerland or whatever.

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