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On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash.

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5 Hrs San Francisco to Chicago. Begged the ticket agent to hook me up with a seat away from any kids. Got to my seat, popped 3 pain pills my boss gave me- had my own row and they played 5 hours of the Simpsons. Doing it RIGHT

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On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash.

 

This guy is the one who got arrested for jacking off.

 

Tell the truth, there were no girls and you were dreaming.

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after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed.

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after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed.

 

 

we are not impressed

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Nothing interesting has ever happen to me on a flight , other than your usual bad turbulence, uncomfortable proximity to strange people , and I've met some loose women. But there was this one incident not about a person next to me, but about something I saw outside my window. I was flying out of Nicaragua and it was night time, my seat was right next to the window. The flight was quite, people were sleeping, and I couldn't fall asleep - so I stared out the window the whole time. In the middle of the flight I saw this bright light flying along the airplane. Don't know what it was but it was super bright. I've seen meteors and I've heard stories of ball lightning, but this thing was huge.

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regional flight from Sydney...sat next to this freakishly stupid fat sweaty pimple-faced 35 year old dude...he started talking at me before we even took off about how he he'd been staying with his bro in the sticks, getting on it every night for a month or so...after a while I opened a book so he'd stop talking to me....didn't work.

 

pretended to go to sleep so he'd shut up...my head's against the window, my eyes are shut, but he's still making some inane comment or asking me some dumb shit every 30 seconds. luckily those regional flights are so buses and they let people off at regional stops so different seats soon became available

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oh, and one of my dad's mates was on a international flight (Singapore to sydney) and he realised that the source of a putrid smell was the guy who'd just quietly died in his sleep right next to him and had lost his arse....it was a full flight and all they flight crew could do was put a blanket over the body...

 

he was comped some first class tickets..

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