the graff giraffe 119 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I never get tired of looking out the window at the ground Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,618 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 window seats or fuuuu. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Rapist 3 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mosluggo 131 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 5 Hrs San Francisco to Chicago. Begged the ticket agent to hook me up with a seat away from any kids. Got to my seat, popped 3 pain pills my boss gave me- had my own row and they played 5 hours of the Simpsons. Doing it RIGHT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 have never had problems with anyone on a flight people hate on the food, but it is something to be eating at such an altitude; it is "fun" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken McFucketts 49 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 some drunken ass doctor dude was goin on about how many people have checked in complaining they have objects stuck in their asses & their stories. I didn't really believe any of em but it was funny to watch this professional lookin MF wildin out on the plane like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackfatsoe 170 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. Shit was so cash. yeabroh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CILONE/SK 433 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 On my trip to Amsterdam, I sat by 2 chicks not sure their age maybe 20 or something? Well anyway the one far right fell asleep, the one next to me starting to rub my dick then i got the message, put a pillow over my lap and let her wack me for a few minutes. Shit was so cash. This guy is the one who got arrested for jacking off. Tell the truth, there were no girls and you were dreaming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freeforall 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DownSyndrome 35 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 after getting demoted from first class due to a bullshit ticket mishap i fell asleep on my last trip and woke up to this 20something yr old screaming whilst her friend next to me was trying to pop a zit on her forehead. After waking up half the plane the zit finally popped and shot goo over the back of a ladies head sitting in front of her, lady was NOT impressed. we are not impressed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freeforall 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im not either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DownSyndrome 35 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ok - how about your story SUCKED! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Why don't you share one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im about to get on a plane in 3 hours hope all goes well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DownSyndrome 35 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Nothing interesting has ever happen to me on a flight , other than your usual bad turbulence, uncomfortable proximity to strange people , and I've met some loose women. But there was this one incident not about a person next to me, but about something I saw outside my window. I was flying out of Nicaragua and it was night time, my seat was right next to the window. The flight was quite, people were sleeping, and I couldn't fall asleep - so I stared out the window the whole time. In the middle of the flight I saw this bright light flying along the airplane. Don't know what it was but it was super bright. I've seen meteors and I've heard stories of ball lightning, but this thing was huge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CILONE/SK 433 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I fly all the time. In fact, I am going to Chicago next week. Nothing really happens to me or I am so desensitized from traveling so much, I do not pay any attention to things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken McFucketts 49 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 on this other flight one of the engines died, pilot said it's ok & kept flying. Landed safely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~KRYLON2~ 1,056 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 window seats next the the wing suck, when you hit turbulance you think the wings are gonna break off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Milk Grenades 531 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im usually way to hammered to carry a conversation on a plane, and cant remember it by the time i land i like to do this. i have many stories, but i don't care to share. planes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marz1 1 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 me and my dad sat infront of dennis rodman a few months ago. talked to him abit baby was crying for an entire 4 hour flight thats about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 fucken wake up during the plane ride to a desert ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shitting 84 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 regional flight from Sydney...sat next to this freakishly stupid fat sweaty pimple-faced 35 year old dude...he started talking at me before we even took off about how he he'd been staying with his bro in the sticks, getting on it every night for a month or so...after a while I opened a book so he'd stop talking to me....didn't work. pretended to go to sleep so he'd shut up...my head's against the window, my eyes are shut, but he's still making some inane comment or asking me some dumb shit every 30 seconds. luckily those regional flights are so buses and they let people off at regional stops so different seats soon became available Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shitting 84 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 oh, and one of my dad's mates was on a international flight (Singapore to sydney) and he realised that the source of a putrid smell was the guy who'd just quietly died in his sleep right next to him and had lost his arse....it was a full flight and all they flight crew could do was put a blanket over the body... he was comped some first class tickets.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolf Harris 324 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 did they ever find his arse? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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