freeforall Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im not either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ok - how about your story SUCKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Why don't you share one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im about to get on a plane in 3 hours hope all goes well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DownSyndrome Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Nothing interesting has ever happen to me on a flight , other than your usual bad turbulence, uncomfortable proximity to strange people , and I've met some loose women. But there was this one incident not about a person next to me, but about something I saw outside my window. I was flying out of Nicaragua and it was night time, my seat was right next to the window. The flight was quite, people were sleeping, and I couldn't fall asleep - so I stared out the window the whole time. In the middle of the flight I saw this bright light flying along the airplane. Don't know what it was but it was super bright. I've seen meteors and I've heard stories of ball lightning, but this thing was huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I fly all the time. In fact, I am going to Chicago next week. Nothing really happens to me or I am so desensitized from traveling so much, I do not pay any attention to things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 on this other flight one of the engines died, pilot said it's ok & kept flying. Landed safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 window seats next the the wing suck, when you hit turbulance you think the wings are gonna break off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 im usually way to hammered to carry a conversation on a plane, and cant remember it by the time i land i like to do this. i have many stories, but i don't care to share. planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marz1 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 me and my dad sat infront of dennis rodman a few months ago. talked to him abit baby was crying for an entire 4 hour flight thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 fucken wake up during the plane ride to a desert ye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 regional flight from Sydney...sat next to this freakishly stupid fat sweaty pimple-faced 35 year old dude...he started talking at me before we even took off about how he he'd been staying with his bro in the sticks, getting on it every night for a month or so...after a while I opened a book so he'd stop talking to me....didn't work. pretended to go to sleep so he'd shut up...my head's against the window, my eyes are shut, but he's still making some inane comment or asking me some dumb shit every 30 seconds. luckily those regional flights are so buses and they let people off at regional stops so different seats soon became available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 oh, and one of my dad's mates was on a international flight (Singapore to sydney) and he realised that the source of a putrid smell was the guy who'd just quietly died in his sleep right next to him and had lost his arse....it was a full flight and all they flight crew could do was put a blanket over the body... he was comped some first class tickets.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 did they ever find his arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 south park was right!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 oh, and one of my dad's mates was on a international flight (Singapore to sydney) and he realised that the source of a putrid smell was the guy who'd just quietly died in his sleep right next to him and had lost his arse....it was a full flight and all they flight crew could do was put a blanket over the body... he was comped some first class tickets.. i'd be demanding something more than first class tickets. free flights for a year seems about right. then again, i've never flown so i might hate that shit and would rather just have some money for my suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 the last plane flight i was on (back in April....3 months ago) was basically the worst flight of my life....it involved some musician from NY, alcohol, violence, profanity and our plane almost getting diverted to another city because of him....looooong story...if you guys really want to hear it, i'll share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 why wouldnt we want to hear it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Yeah this thread isnt called 'Almost airplane stories with the person sitting next to you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlerinty Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 dont be a DICK tell us already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeamerOne Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I love long stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Don't hold out! I'm expecting at least 500 words now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BETELGEUSE Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Last time I went to S.F. was pretty dope, It was my birthday, partied at the Mighty, hung out with Mike LeSage, and had a rad room at the Hotel Des Artes. After partying for the week, my girl and I were pretty tired and excited to get home. Coming home we had a layover in Phoenix, it was the last flight of the night, and there were only like 20 people on board, so it was a pretty empty plane. So we are waiting for the flight to take off, and low and behold, the last person to board the flight is Bill Motherfucking Murray!! He comes in looking hagard as fuck, and grimey like he had been drinking all day. As the flight gets up in the air, I go back to shake the mans hand, and give him props, and he asks me if I want a drink, "...Of course!" I reply. So Im shooting the shit with Bill Murray, he buys him and I a drink, but I can tell he is tired so I make it brief and get back to my girl. She has a smirky grin on her face as we talk, and proceeds to give me a HJ while we are chilling in this empty plane. The flight wasnt a long one, but It was memorable. Right now im currently in a shitty airport in Kansas City waiting for a flight to Chicago on standby. Its only bearable because I have been drinking since 8am, and i have been oontzing. IM pretty buzzed and about to get another beverage. Word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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