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boxcarwilly!!! glad you're still hanging around.

 

 

 

Me you youth crew!

if the world was flat I'd grind the edge

to the positive youth my heart I pledge

X on my hand now take the oath

to positive youth to positive growth

to positive minds, to pure clean souls

these will be all my goals

walk with me and my crew

there is so much shit we can do

and we won't stop until we're through

 

- YOUTH OF TODAY

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"smoking that butt, it makes you mature, a slave to sex and you tell me you're pure, you slam that beer, it makes you a man, i'll try to keep my cool but you better understand!"

 

JUDGE.

 

hahaha.

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SIDE BY SIDE

 

kids fighting for our dreams

equal black and white, all extremes

leaving behind those adult schemes

living by our own rules

that's our scene

you're only young once

so do it right

you're only young once

so do it right

you're only young once

So do it right

wasted years you can't get back

half your life

spent on the wrong track

hey, you can't make it last forever

eternally, kids sticking together

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bringin it back camo pants and kerchiefs...

 

...for the fetus for the cat for the cow and for the rat for innocent victims we will attack we will attack we will attack...

 

... i cry open up the sky, never again not this time never break me down with your hateful selfish lies, im on the outside pray for a light to fill my eyes....

 

***

 

 

KOH i think i am getting dermagraphics paul rogers and then ordering a set of seth ciferris once i make some money, i just have to get in a shop, i need to be working.

and then if everything works out ill end up opening a studio in boston hopefully kids will actually want tattoos then...

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There will be no compromise, no more negotiating. If you refuse to change, then you're guilty and must be destroyed. Thoughts of superiority, your supremist crimes must end. You're a demon with blood on your hands, your death will bring their freedom. I can't stand by and let the innocent die. By opressing innocent life you've lost your rights so now your end is justified. Don't think that you've been given a choice. Your actions serve as your voice. Your selfishness destroys the earth, so you've left us with no other choice. For the fetus, for the cat, for the cow, for the rat. For innocent victims we will attack, we will attack, we will attack.

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birthday

 

your past is gone your future is shot your life is totally blown

you condemn the youthful fun I have that you also used to own

we both have the same birthday but you've aged so much more

your ready for retirement your not even twenty four

I'm not gonna retire cause I'm still young at heart

time will tell in the future who has done their part

and if you don't agree with me

you can sit at home until your grave

because at any age we'll be on this stage

playing fast, smart, strong and brave.

 

- Token Entry

(one of the best songs...ever)

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I mean- the ability to really do what you want

Everyone wants to come off fresh, don't front, but will you?

I’m talking about that dream in your head- that thing in you

In your heart that you said you were gonna do when you were like tennn

That's right, stop, think, and remember that shit again

Don't lie cause it's gonna show up, when you try

Freedom is a road with no toll, with no bull, no push and pull

Just a mastery of the let go

So are you experienced or have you ever been experienced?

For a lot of y'all- that's no

 

*********

I don't wanna see you cry now

I wonder why you were pushed to the point

Where you felt you couldn't take no more

Look in my eyes now

I wanna show you that I care

And I can't stand to see you hurting

I love the one you are

I'm not too far away

To help you if you when you need that

If you're my mom, my brother, my friend

My lover, my sister

I wanna wish ya a good day

 

*********

 

Looking back what I have done

There's lots more life to live

At times I feel overwhelmed

I question what I can give

But I don't let it get me down

Or cause me too much sorrow

There's no doubt about who I am

I always have tomorrow

 

************

 

Look at my friends and see what they've done

Ask myself why they had to change

I like them better when they were young

Now all these times are rearranged

I look down and stand there and cry

Nothing ever will be the same

The sun is rising, now I ask why?

The clouds now fall and here comes the rain

 

 

all lyrics by the Grouch

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you tell me you like the taste

you just need an excuse

you tell me it calms your nerves

you just thik it looks cool

you tell me you want to be different

you just change for the same

you ell me it's only natural

you just need the proof

did you fucking get it?

 

it's in my eyes

and it doesn't look that way to me

in my eyes....

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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you're fucking awesome

you're my favorite actor

your character is great

you fucking rule

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

you and lorenzo work great together

you've got cool jewelery

your hairstyle couldn't be better

 

i wish i was you

 

branscombe richmond

branscombe richmond

 

i respect your native heritage

your name is really cool

i'd love your hairdressers number

you couldn't possibly be cooler

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Re: medication time

 

Originally posted by Ronnie Dobbs

they're putting drugs in our water supply.

making us stupid and lose our mids.

some are affected. but only a few.

slowely numbing braincells killing any sanity

that you.. may.. have left.. in there.........

 

i'm watching it happen. all around me.

people drinking water and going insane.

now it's not just the water. it's in dr. pepper.

and coffee and tea and i forgot my name.

i lost all my money. broke my fingers.

and the ringin in my head won't go away.

and colonal sanders. in his purple sportscar.

is watching me he knows all i say.

 

he listens to me. with his 440 spincter.

he knows i'm a spider of the underworld.

everywhere i go on the street. i always see them.

they wanna kill me because i'm jesus!

 

the man on the tv. is coming to get you.

he knows all about you and your credit cards.

and that girlfriend of yours. she's really an agent.

she's using your semen for the nuclear war.

i found the secret files and the micro-fiche.

in the dumpster of planned parenthood.

but i traded it all to the guy at sana.

for a 9mm and two razor blades.

 

so i sit here on the corner. hoping that you'll hear me out.

i need your money to buy a spaceship.

to save the people of west macaurther from the rainbow clouds!

 

time is running out i hope you listen.

they're after me. they know who i am.

i might be dead by the time you read this.

please copy this and tell all your friends!

 

Who is this?

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1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

 

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT

CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

 

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT

YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

 

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

 

2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

 

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN

YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN

YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

YOU TOOK A HIV TEST

 

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

 

YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH

YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE

NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN

AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON

 

 

3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

 

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

 

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D

BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED

I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL

I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

 

 

4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail

 

I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING

 

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY

I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

 

YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT

YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT

YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM

THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT

 

 

5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE, SHE COMPLAINS

WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS

SHE'S ALWAYS A WINING CUNT, YOU CAVE IN CUZ

YOU'RE A FAG

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER

THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS

IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU

BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TO

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

 

6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

 

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER

HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU

I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST

AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW

 

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

 

I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000

SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE

I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN

SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION

 

 

7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

 

SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK

YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC

London's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU GAY

 

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

 

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

 

8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

 

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM

WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT

I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY

TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET

 

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCHLITC

WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW

WAIL YOU WHERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES

HE YANKED YOU AWAY AND FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS

 

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

 

 

9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

 

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED

I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN

I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE

SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED

I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT

THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE

TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

 

10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us

 

THERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOU

WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY

YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY

 

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

 

FIRST YOU RIPPED OFF DISCHARGE, THEN NAPALM DEATH

YOU'RE GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS, PLUS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

WERE FASTER THAN YOU, WERE HEAVIER THAN YOU

WERE BETTER THAN YOU, AND DEAN HAS A DUMB HAIRCUT

 

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

 

 

11. You Rollerblading Faggot

 

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES

DRINKING A FRAPPOCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY

YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS

YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU

 

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

 

12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

 

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT

YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST

YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

 

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU

THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS

EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE

I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT

 

 

13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire

 

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY

I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME

IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE

FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

 

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

 

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING

YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH

YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO

YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

 

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

 

 

14. Body By Auschvitz

 

YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG

YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS

YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH

HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT

 

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

 

!CENCORED!

 

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

 

 

15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

 

YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND

YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG

YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU

AND THEN I RAN IT OVER

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

 

I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET

AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS

I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

 

 

16. Sweatshops Are Cool

 

YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE

YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT

YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME

 

SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE

SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UNDERPAID

I'M GLAD YOU GET RIPPED OFF

YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO GO ON WEAL FARE

YOU SUCK GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DIG OFF

 

SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE

SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

 

17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag

 

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER

YOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNER

YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER

YOU WANTED A CAREER

 

!CENCORED!

 

YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

YOU'RE HAVING YOU'RE PERIOD

YOU WANT TO VISIT YOU'RE MOTHER

YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID

 

!CENCORED!-

 

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

 

18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

 

YOU FUCKING DYKE

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN

YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER

YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

 

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

 

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING

YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD

YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE

YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

 

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

 

 

19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

 

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY

YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER

AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

 

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD

YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

 

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE

BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"

I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG

AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

 

 

20. I Ate Your Horse

 

YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE

YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF

YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY

I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT

 

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE NEXT MORNING

YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES

I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY

THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WHIT THE LEG BONE

 

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

 

21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER

HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER

HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN

HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS

HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION

IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY

HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

 

22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

 

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR

MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY

YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN

SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG

 

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

 

WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE

LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS

YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM

WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS

 

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

 

 

23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

 

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM

I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED

YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE

THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

 

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

 

YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH

AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU

I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH

SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU

 

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

 

BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

 

24. I Fucked Your Wife

 

YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU

I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME

I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW

I MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW

 

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER

 

LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS

I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD

NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BANNED WENT NOWHERE

 

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER

 

 

25. Into The Oven

 

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM

THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF

THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE

PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE

 

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN

I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND

I THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID

I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING

 

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

 

26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid

 

I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW

WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING

I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED

I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM

 

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID

ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

 

THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR

ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS

YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS

YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

 

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID

ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

 

LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND

UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND

 

 

27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

 

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T

YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T

YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES

YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T

 

YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

 

YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS

YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS

YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

 

28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

 

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES

THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED

SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES

SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

 

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE

I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN

YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING

SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

 

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

 

29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

 

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN

YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS

YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F

YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE

I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON

IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

 

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME

YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH

THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK

SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE

IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT

I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

 

 

30. Dictators Are Cool

 

POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE

IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER

PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER

ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR

 

DICTATORS ARE COOL

DICTATORS ARE COOL

 

MUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE

HITLER HAD A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MUSTACHE

DICK MANITOBA GRABBED MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS

MARK MENDOZA WAS IN A TWISTED SISTER

 

DICTATORS ARE COOL

DICTATORS ARE COOL

 

 

31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool

 

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY

SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION

SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS

 

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT

DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT

DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT

IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT

 

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

 

32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

 

I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN

I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG

I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR"

I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE UPSIDEDOWN CROSS

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE ALL STEWART

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS

 

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

HE WAS MUCH BETTER WITH BATTEAU

BUT HIS STILL HEAVIER THAN SIX FEET UNDER

I'M GONNA DRINK 5 CASES OF BEER BEFORE THE SHOW

AND SMOKE TONS OF POT, CRACK AND DUST

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE JUDAS PRIEST

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE BLACK SABBATH

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE PHRANC

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS

 

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

 

33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome

 

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES

I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS

I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN

 

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU

 

 

34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

 

I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK

THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN

THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF

THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

 

35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy

 

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS

YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US

YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY

YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING

YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND

YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK

YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO

 

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG

BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU

IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF

YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY

 

 

36. Tim Is Gay

 

TIM IS GAY

 

 

37. B.T./A.C.

 

 

 

38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

 

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS

AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME

IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND

I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

 

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT

I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW

BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY

SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING

IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG

WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

 

 

39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

 

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED

WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD

YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY

I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL

I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK

SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING CUNT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING BITCH

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU STUPID CUNT

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After 10 years, this is still one of my favorite songs.....

 

When I met you last night ba-by

before you opened up your gap

I had a respect for ya lady

but now I take it all back

'cuz you gave me all your pussy

and ya even licked my balls

leave your number on the cabnet, and I promise baby

I'll give ya a call

next time, I'm feelin kinda horny

you can come on over,

and I'll break you off

and If you can't fuck that day baby

just lay back, and open your mouth

'cuz I have never met a girl

that I love in the whole wide wooooorld

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True Faith by New Order

 

I feel so extraordinary

Something's got a hold on me

I get this feeling I'm in motion

A sudden sense of liberty

I don't care 'cause I'm not there

And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow

Again and again I've taken too much

Of the things that cost you too much

I used to think that the day would never come

I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun

My morning sun is the drug that brings me near

To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear

I used to think that the day would never come

That my life would depend on the morning sun...

 

When I was a very small boy,

Very small boys talked to me

Now that we've grown up together

They're afraid of what they see

That's the price that we all pay

And the value of destiny comes to nothing

I can't tell you where we're going

I guess there was just no way of knowing

I used to think that the day would never come

I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun

My morning sun is the drug that brings me near

To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear

I used to think that the day would never come

That my life would depend on the morning sun...

 

I feel so extraordinary

Something's got a hold on me

I get this feeling I'm in motion

A sudden sense of liberty

The chances are we've gone too far

You took my time and you took my money

Now I fear you've left me standing

In a world that's so demanding

I used to think that the day would never come

I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun

My morning sun is the drug that brings me near

To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear

I used to think that the day would never come

That my life would depend on the morning sun...

 

 

 

 

fuck i love that song

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Ginsberg/Clash. what a combo.

 

Ghetto Defendant

 

- = ALLEN GINSBERG LYRICS

 

- DO THE WORM ON THE ACCROPOLIS

- SLAMDANCE THE COSMOPOLIS

- ENLIGHTEN THE POPULACE

 

HUNGRY DARKNESS OF LIVING

WHO WILL THIRST IN THE PIT?

- HOOKED IN METROPOLIS

SHE SPENT A LIFETIME DECIDING

HOW TO RUN FROM IT

- ADDICTS OF METROPOLIS

ONCE FATE HAD A WITNESS

AND THE YEARS SEEMED LIKE FRIENDS

- GIRLFRIENDS

HER BABIES CAN DREAM

BUT DREAMS BEGIN LIKE THE END

- SHOT INTO ETERNITY

- METHADONE KITTY

- IRON SERENITY

 

GHETTO DEFENDANT

IT IS HEROIN PITY

NOT TEAR GAS NOR BATON CHARGE

THAT STOPS YOU TAKING THE CITY

 

- STRUNG OUT COMMITTEE

WALLED OUT OF THE CITY

CLUBBED DOWN FROM UPTOWN

SPRAYED PEST FROM THE NEST

RUN OUT TO BARRIO TOWN

- THE GUARDS ARE ITCHY

FORCED TO WATCH AT THE FEAST

THEN SWEEP UP THE NIGHT

FLIPPED PIECES OF COIN

- BROKEN BOTTLES

EXCHANGED FOR BIRTHRIGHT

- GRAFTED IN A JIFFY

 

- STRUNG OUT COMMITTEE

- SITTING PRETTY

- GRAPHED IN A JIFFY

- NO PITY, PRETTY

 

THE GHETTO PRINCE OF GUTTER POETS

WAS BOUNCED OUT OF THE ROOM

- JEAN ARTHUR RIMBAUD

BY THE BODYGUARDS OF GREED

FOR DISTURBING THE TOMB

- 1873

HIS WORDS LIKE FLAMETHROWERS

- PARIS COMMUNE

BURNT THE GHETTOS IN THEIR CHESTS

HIS FACE WAS PAINTED WHITER

AND HE WAS LAID TO REST

- DIED IN MARSEILLE

- BURIED IN CHARLEVILLE

- SHUT UP

 

SOAP FLOODS OIL IN WATER

ALL CHURN IN THE WAKE

ON THE GREAT SHIP OF PROGRESS

THE CREW CAN'T FIND THE BRAKE

KLAXONS ARE BLARING

THE ADMIRAL SNORES COMMAND

SUBMARINES BOIL IN OCEANS

WHILE THE ARMIES FIGHT WITH SUNS

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