TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 So now my wife says some card she has to swipe when picking the kids up at daycare is missing. She swears it was in her pants pocket. This fail-ghost is a fucking pick pocket. Can't wait to see what obscure random place it shows up. I already know what it is: http://www.timesleader.com/news/Cops__Intruder_was_living_in_family_rsquo_s_attic_12-28-2008.html Some transient took refuge in your house while you were gone. He's either in the basement, attic, or some hidden spot in one of the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I don't believe you. Married people don't have sex. It's scientifically proven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Personally? I like reading bout the shit cuz its uncanny and the uncanny scares me if I let it. Sure I can compartmentalize all this shit and chock it up to pseudo-science bullshit but, it's scary just thinking about it all. Thoughts fuck you up when you let em. it is not all dark though dont turn your back on your intuition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ^Good idea. I just nutted in her like half an hour ago. That gooey surprise can be my revenge for him jacking my wallet. Hes probably jacking more than your wallet watching you nut in ya wife. If a ghost blows a load in your room when nobodies there does it leave an ectoplasm stain ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Yeah she's pretty. This is a bit of a tangent, but I recently mentioned a thread you made a long time ago. Involving you dumping a girl, then the girl bringing her girlfriend to your house to throw a tae kwan do kick at you. I think you were pretty stoned at the time, but this did happen right? Yeah, that was me. It was a crazy Bulgarian girl. I recently found her phone number. I should call her and breathe heavy. The thread was from my last sn, Weapon X. You have an excellent memory. * http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=84610&highlight=attacked+girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 There are a few things from the oontz some years ago that have stayed in my memory. This was one of them. Cheers for finding the link, made me laugh the second time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 MISPLACE ITEM, MUST BE GHOSTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 DAO POSTS IN THREAD, I MUST TROLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 One time I got drunk and lost my marker. It wasn't where I thought it was, but someplace else! I think a ghost moved it. I call him the failghost. I'm over 30 and responsible for children. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I never lose anything, but my air conditioner makes a real loud banging noise when it shuts off. It's haunted, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 . I call him the failghost. I'm over 30 and responsible for children. *dies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, then I moved into a house with a real live homo dungeon. Nowadays I play a game called World of Warcraft. It's like Dungeons and Dragons, only it's a video game. That's where I got my screen name from. Because I'm a level 75 paladin. Seriously... google that shit. I'm a level 75 paladin. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Served Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No wayyy 7Slime was just being hyperbolic for comedic effect. IDIOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Duh Still it's a gay video name that I did have to google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Fuck man you cracked the secret of my intentionally humorous name. You and the failghost bust out a Ouija board to decipher such a cryptic handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 One time I was taking a shower and there was no water pressure so I fixed it with a wrench. Poltergeists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 You were definitely the kind of highschooler that used A LOT of heavily word laden sentences in your defense when you were made fun of. Which made you get made fun of more. FUCKING TWERP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I wasn't on the internets much or made fun of in highschool. This nigga said twerp :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 This nigga wasn't on the internets much, rather enjoyed D&D DWEEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen X Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I hung out with a shit load of T.O.P.Y. kids and would never deride Psychic TV but spirituality just doesn't do it for me ... I did attend several 'skyclad' rituals but didn't participate. I mostly sat aside worrying that a spider or snake or something was gonna jab my nads before I found out why 6 naked dudes would want to dance around 2 fat naked chicks but they did have REALLY good acid. Also when I was 25 I had a 19yr old girl friend, and when I was 30 I had a 19yr old girlfriend and when I was 35, yep, 19yr old gf but now that I'm 40 I'm single and bangin' a 19yr old... some folks think I'm a warlock. Not that I haven't hooked up with girls of other ages but something about 19 seems magic for me. *btw, does anyone else think 19yr old girls are getting stupider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 19 year old girls are the same stupid 17 year old girls they were two years ago. im actually shooting at girls my age now because todays barely legal trim is just too facepalm for me. which is actually saying alot compared to how dumb some of the chicks ive fucked were. fucking spazzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen X Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 This is true, I just had a bit of an argument with the 19yr old from when I was 25, she's still a friend and, of course, older than she was... she says all my new bangs are vapid and useless. I maintain that these girls certainly have one use, and then they leave. I've given up on 'love'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 had to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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12packprophet Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Fuck man you cracked the secret of my intentionally humorous name. You and the failghost bust out a Ouija board to decipher such a cryptic handle? Only a world of warcraft playing dork would even get that so called joke, the rest of us had to google. Keep back pedaling, dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 had to "Hey guys, my name is NBB. I'm over 30 and and my BM won't let me see my kid." Had to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 that dude looks like hes got rickets. but im sure hes faking it. hipsters biting them etheopian plauging bone disorders. shit just got stanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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