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And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the Source


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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

I been reading for a minute now, check the shit every other day or so. The blog is mad funny, the paragraph about Ebert's picture had me rollin'. Also have put a couple friends on to it.

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

"RAP USED TO BE NIGGAS IN PARKS IN THE BRONX TALKING ABOUT HOW COOL THEY WERE OVER JAMES BROWN SONGS. NIGGAS WOULD DISS EACHOTHER AND FIGHT, SOMEBODY WOULD GET STABBED/SHOT, THEN THE SURVIVORS WOULD GO OUT AND DO GRAFFITI ON TRAINS AND BREAKDANCE."

 

:lol:

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

SHORTY INVITES YOU OUT FOR NIGHTLIFE SHIT SPORADICALLY. THOSE ARE THE NIGHTS WHEN SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE BOTHERED BY NIGGAS SO YOU'RE HER FAKE BOYFRIEND/WINGMAN FOR THE NIGHT. WHEN SHE'S WILD DRUNK AT 3AM THOUGH SHE'S TEXTIN TO FIND OUT THE LOGISTICS FOR MARVIN'S ROOM SO SHE CAN GO PRACTICE HER KEGELS ON THE NIGGAS BEEFINGTON.

 

:lol:

 

/DEAD

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

IF YOU'RE A FEMALE AND YOU GO TO ORCHARD [READ:CHOCHA] BEACH YOU'LL NEED RAPE REPELLENT AS WELL AS SUNBLOCK. EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE SNOOKI AFTER 4 MONTHS ON A BIG MAC DIET NIGGAS IN PUERTO RICAN WETSUITS (A HANES WHITE TEE AND BRIEFS) ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE GAY NIGGAS AT A BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT.

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

i saw this thread title when i started oontzing, didnt read it, just figured mero was a mc.

then i saw lil b on nardwuar talkin about internet forums.

start seeing based god on popping up on the oontz.

 

for a while ive been thinking mero was lil b.

 

smh. what a let down.

dudes pretty funny tho

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

IF SHE CALLS YOU AND PUTS HER DOG ON THE PHONE SO YOU CAN "TALK TO TIGERLILY" #undateable

 

IF SHORTY SHITS IN HER PANTS ON YOUR FIRST DATE (AND DOESN'T GO HOME) #undateable

 

 

 

 

oh man

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

wait mero isnt lil b?!

 

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RISE THROUGH THE RANKS OF PROFESSIONAL EATING B? DO NIGGAS HAVE A FARM SYSTEM WHERE YOU A MINOR LEAGUE EATER JUST EATING COOKIES & CUPCAKES & SHIT LIKE THAT? DO YOU GET CALLED UP WHEN ONE OF THE NIGGAS ON YOUR TEAM GETS DIABETES?

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

He's one of us, He's one of us.

 

He's not on the only famous oontzer.

We can't forget about our fellow kangaroo Mauler.

He invented the Melbourne Shuffle.

:lol:

 

My sisters faggot mates are all up in that. But word, congrats to Mero, its cats like him that make this place what it is.

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

where's my royalties for that logo?

 

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Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So

 

Can't say congrats enough. It was always gunna happen. Back in like 05 I had a whole share house full of cunts grilling me about new mero posts every other day. Even when I've gone long stretches with no oontz I still check your blog on the regular. I've gotten a bunch of people onto it just because they ask me why I'm cracking up.

 

Get Rich.

Get Shot.

 

Early.

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