Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Don't throw it away, just get better at hiding it. My porn stash is on some Mission Impossible shit. Like, self destruct ten seconds after I'm done type technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Just stream all your porn online and delete the history after each hearty fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 There are some things you just can't rely on the internet for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 People who hide their porn from their wives are just inviting drama when the wifey finds it. I keep mine where it's always been, and occasionally get her to watch Redtube video's with me. She's not really into it, but at least I'm being honest and not putting up some front. I even occasionally point out hot chicks and say some shit like (you'd totally fuck her, wouldn't you? Lets bring her home). She usually just rolls her eyes at that point, but at least I never have to worry about getting smacked for getting caught checking out some bitches ass in the supermarket. Honesty and just being real without actually physically crossing the line goes a long way towards nipping potential drama in the bud. Or at least in my experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 You definitely have a point. You start off hiding porn, next it is something else and before long, you are arguing over stupid shit. It is all about honesty. I would not go as far as pointing chicks out, but each relationship is different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 those rings are f'n sawheeet!.. props on those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 luck and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Honesty and just being real without actually physically crossing the line goes a long way towards nipping potential drama in the bud. Or at least in my experience. Very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotsone Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Itsaid I need to spreadprops before giving them shits to bojangles again, but props on the rings man! Came out nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbzX7G0tpzQ walk away asap haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 There are some things you just can't rely on the internet for. something i would expect twinky to say. Perhaps manute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Yea, not sure if you'll see the propers but congratulations and good luck Bojangles. Those bad ass rings and the fact that you guys made them from scratch is so fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 Thanks everyone! It was a badass time! We managed to make all the local news channels for our "eclectic bicycle wedding". I'm not gonna' post it here but I know that some of you know me well enough to put 2+2 together with Google to check it out. Thanks for all the well wishes! Super happy! P.S. Saw everyone's props...Thanks! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 There are some things you just can't rely on the internet for. This is very true. I built a whole town out of Legos just to jerk off over. It includes a Fire Dept, Police Dept, hospital, post office, retirement home, culdesacs, town pool, Olive Garden, Ice Cream truck, high school (w/baseball and football fields), river with active waterfall, bridges, train yard with a drunken hobo gang, "bad side" of the tracks, and broken down mill that is in the process of laying off and shutting down. I pretty much jerk off until just before climax then I go into a Godzilla rage yelling at the top of my lungs and storming through the town shooting all over it like a mad man. I never jerk off near the high school though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 As long as you're honest with your old lady about it, 'sall good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 my wife likes redtube as much as i do, she recommends videos from time to time. my wife is pretty cool. that being said. don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 grats g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Congrats Bojangles. Weddings are wicked if you do them right. Good luck, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Auerbach Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Congrats. Good Luck. Fact. People who write their own vows, plan their own weddings, and make the experience their own, are awesome. People who make their own rings are on a whole nother level of awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 good luck & congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Welcome to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 oh my goodness fuckin gracious i found your vid online and that is so goddamn sweet. her mom. the twins. the rickshaw. brought a little tear to my eye :crying: so happy for you two crazy kids. what a great couple. congrats again. XO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 those "just married" bike plates - are baddass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 crazy, bojangles voice sounds like barry white. i kid. lmao at your cargo shorts, the monkey suit i wore at my wedding FUCKING sucked.....so uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ladies and gentlemen, we have the new shithead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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