stevefrench Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama has developed a new artificial meat burger but before you go drooling over it, be warned - it's made of human poop. 1. Find some sewage with a bunch of human waste in it. 2. Extract the protein from said human waste (it has a lot of protein because of all the bacteria). 3. Add a reaction enhancer. 4. Put it in an “exploder.” 5. Watch tasty meat appear before your eyes! The meat itself is made up of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 9% minerals, and 3% lipids. In order to make it taste and look better, they add some red food coloring and some soy protein. Apparently, people actually think it tastes like real meat. Currently, the poop meat cost 10-20 times more than normal meat because of the cost of research but ultimately Ikeda plans to bring the price down so that people can switch to poop meat one day. http://www.tofugu.com/2011/06/16/japanese-scientists-learn-how-to-make-meat-from-poop/ http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/articles/164958/20110617/japanese-scientist-makes-poop-burger-mitsuyuki-ikeda.htm would you eat that shit? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STREETxTRASH Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Eat a Japanese burger or smash a Juggalette:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DonCheadle Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 About 10 years ago a friend of mine was in Japan, about to begin a career as a sushi chef at a prestigious restaurant. After having several traditional meals with the owner and management(a week long process), he was given a final ceremonious dinner in which a beautiful nude Japanese woman defecated onto a platter. The chefs then sliced the poop and created a roll out of it. She had been fed some sort of strict diet for the whole week he had been there. Upon refusing to eat the poop, he was turned down for the position as chef and he returned to the states. Has anyone ever heard of this practice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 About 10 years ago a friend of mine was in Japan, about to begin a career as a sushi chef at a prestigious restaurant. After having several traditional meals with the owner and management(a week long process), he was given a final ceremonious dinner in which a beautiful nude Japanese woman defecated onto a platter. The chefs then sliced the poop and created a roll out of it. She had been fed some sort of strict diet for the whole week he had been there. Upon refusing to eat the poop, he was turned down for the position as chef and he returned to the states. Has anyone ever heard of this practice? I'm surprised before the poop roll they didn't make him participate in the celebratory bukkake with her and all the old saggy china men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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