CityonSMASH Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 One summer, probably close to a decade ago, my friends and I decided that we didn't want to waste our summer months sitting around bored, only to kick ourselves when the nice weather was over and we hadn't done anything cool. So we made the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Befriend a Z list celebrity and get onto page 6. 'Streak' at a sporting event. Wear nothing but one colour for a month, it has to be hideous, no all black, florescent pink would do it. Start a religion. Play the 'dick' game at a library, museum or funeral. Swap lives with one other person in your group for a week. Create a hideous art instillation and convince charles saatchi you are the future of art. That one should be easy. Get on a local morning tv show and pretend to be an expert on knitting. Talk in an Irish/Russian/French accent for a month. Create a new slang word and use it until everyone you know uses it unwittingly. Choreograph a song and dance routine with all your friends and do it in your local Walmart/mall/Home Depot. Serenade a stranger on public transport. I'd very much appreciate photographic evidence of you doing any of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get a couple of these, shine at cops http://www.dealextreme.com/p/true-green-laser-pen-5mw-91 How legit is this site? unmarked i phones for 60.00?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Fly a kite. Make a real nice picnic basket and bring to a baseball game, like caviar style. Go hiking. etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 you could always get a cool creative suntan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 find a store that is open 24/7 and spend the night inside :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 How legit is this site? unmarked i phones for 60.00?! I've used deal extreme before, mainly for DS Carts and Pandora batteries, stuff like that. They're fine. They're based in China I think, shipping takes a while but I'd use 'em again. Those iPhones are probably knock off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 How about I make a list of all the people I've been nice to, then go around wronging them? Looks like I'm going to have to put Little Ralphy on the front steps this Summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I went night swimming on Thursday, was quite enjoyable. All should partake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 One thing you can add to that list is: Get Earl work on some jobs because the guy needs the money, bad. All the other stuff I have is stuff that Mrs. Wallbanger wouldn't like. Show your "Oh" face to an elderly woman on the 7 train. Quit job to sell bootleg DVD's. Take peyote and wander around East New York, by yourself, in the middle of the night. Shoot heroin and lift weights. Live off Reese's Peices, Cheetohs, pot, and booze for two weeks straight. (For some reason I have a feeling you've accomplished or will accomplish this anyways). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 build a fort in the woods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Not a whole lot of woods around, unfortunately. That's not a bad one though. Night swimming is definitely on the list. Good call. Earl, my car got towed because my sister in law got a bunch of tickets and didn't tell me. Now she's in California (with the missus Wallbanger), leaving me to deal with that bullshit. Smut and I just went all the way to the impound lot, arriving at 3:02, just to be informed that they close at 3:00, and I will have to return tomorrow (after paying for an additional night's storage). Anyway, long story short, today's list now consists of drinking frozen blended drinks in Smut's backyard while badmouthing my sister in law. Come on over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 you could always get a cool creative suntan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Not a whole lot of woods around, unfortunately. That's not a bad one though. Night swimming is definitely on the list. Good call. Come on down to south brooklyn. My hidden neighborhood has it all. Tons of fields/woods for all your paintball/fort building needs. We've must have built a good 30+ above and underground forts growing up. Helped that we were a hot spot for dumping cars, car hoods make for the best underground fort ceilings. We also have our own mini canal for the swimmings as well as a 2 small beaches. We our own private peninsula. Our own island for camping at swimming distance. As well has a nice bridge for the paintings at swimming or biking distance. Which you can also jump off of, so had jumping off a bridge to that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 ICB- I wouldn't suggest sending anyone to do the graff'n'dance at the bridge I presume ur talking about. Thing has been a cop hot spot lately from what I hear. The trails and whatnot are a dope outdoor spot to partake in such shenanigans though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 steal a bunch of dilz from several sex shops. U and the homies. Then find something to superglue them on. Perhaps someone you dislikes car. Thats all i got. I stole a dil before. It was hysterical. nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Already taken care of...I've scratched a few of these off my list- http://www.mattyluv.com/links/waitinginexile.html All I want is to go somewhere warm and drink whiskey till my cough goes away. Shouldn't take more than a week or so. And maybe start a cult. Or join one, I'm kind of disorganized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 ICB- I wouldn't suggest sending anyone to do the graff'n'dance at the bridge I presume ur talking about. Thing has been a cop hot spot lately from what I hear. The trails and whatnot are a dope outdoor spot to partake in such shenanigans though... Deff the same bridge, Haven't painted in 2 years so that's about the last time I was there. Either way one side is always a safer then the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 19, 2011 Author Share Posted June 19, 2011 South Brooklyn adventure with ICB just made the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Suprise your friends with an inflatable mini pool, some strong drinks (I'd opt for cuba libre's) and a bag of mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 also buy yourself a lance ( or you could even just use a broom ) and drive by bike joust your sis in law etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Suprise your friends with an inflatable mini pool, some strong drinks (I'd opt for cuba libre's) and a bag of mushrooms Smut? Is that you? I also agree with the drive by lancing on a bike. Maybe not on your sister in-law, but we could always just do it riding down Bogart St. during the Bushwick open studio weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I can't believe super soaker fights haven't made this list yet. Bunch of grown men running around screaming shit like "TANGO DOWN!" when you soak somebody and "FRAG OUT!" when you throw a water balloon. Scaring the fuck out of the neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 get some tranny to beat you off.. then tell everyone on 12oz about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 It's not smut, but he sounds like he must have the right idea. I don't know his sister in law, so really drive by lance whoever deserves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 or better yet... fuck a pornstar and post her facebook on here $$$G-MoNeYzzz$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 skinny dip rollercoasters road trip to somewhere you never would have gone ..dunno.. cleveland? give a parent you know a day off by babysitting the kids, then take them to do something they aren't supposed to get caught stealing, and get away kiss a homeless person, and get flicks scavenger hunt (i have always wanted to do one, and fuckin A, just never got around to it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 GO HERE. BRING THESE. STAGE EPIC NERF SWORD BATTLE IN VARIOUS AREAS OF THE STORE UNTIL SECURITY KICKS YOU OUT. THEN CONTINUE BATTLE IN PARKING LOT. THEN PUT IT ON HERE. http://www.youtube.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Here's another one, show up spontaneously to the house of your significant other (or just show up when you'r not meant to be around if you live together), sing the first verse of nina simones 'To love somebody", then proceed to smash from behind while wearing these. she'll never leave homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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