Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 One summer, probably close to a decade ago, my friends and I decided that we didn't want to waste our summer months sitting around bored, only to kick ourselves when the nice weather was over and we hadn't done anything cool. So we made the list. The list was a bunch of fun activities-- the kind of shit you always say that you're going to do some time, but never actually get around to. You know, that spot that no one's ever painted, or the actually-pretty-cool tourist destination in your city, or whatever. There was also a bunch of stupid shit on there, like "get stung by a bee" or "get kicked out of three bars in one night", (both of which turned out to be extremely entertaining), and the only rule was that at least two members of the crew had to be involved in each activity. I think there were 60 things on the list, and we only managed to knock off about forty, but it was a really fun summer. I had totally forgotten about the list until it came up at the bar tonight, and we reminisced about all the fun shit we did that year. So I decided to make a new list, and I want your help. I'm too old to do a lot of the dumber shit that was on the original list, but I strongly encourage you younger dudes to make your own list of stupid shit to do, and then do it before you're old enough to know better. So... what should I do this summer? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get a couple of these, shine at cops http://www.dealextreme.com/p/true-green-laser-pen-5mw-91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 drop a turd in a heavens spot. i cant think of anything interesting...:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C*L0ZE Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Smoke weed in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERSEULA Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get a couple of these, shine at cops http://www.dealextreme.com/p/true-green-laser-pen-5mw-91 Props on the site dude. Later Amazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Make a list of all the people you have wronged and how you wronged them, go around and do something nice for all these people then make a tv show about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 How about I make a list of all the people I've been nice to, then go around wronging them? Sounds like a much more entertaining show. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 i was all about making one until i saw that whole "60" things shit. i'm wayy too fucking drunk to get past 6 or 7 right now. sorry bruH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get kicked out of four bars in a night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 It took six of us about a week to make the original list. But being drunk definitely helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 find a store that is open 24/7 and spend the night inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Drug all your friends and lock them in a old crusty house out in the sticks and give them a list of things they must do to escape the house and win the game. On the list should be 'Get naked and have sex with each other'. Make sure you only lock your female friends in this house or it gets weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 1. climb up the cyclone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Now these are getting good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get all your friends to do some flash mob shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 stand behind someone at an atm, then yell "GOT IT!" and run away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 wear a ski mask and walk into a walmart and just go shopping. use a shopping cart, that is key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 You should smoke some of that leaky leak with mero. And then eat your girlfriends lung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get all your friends to do some flash mob shit. ahah this, and video tape it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 wear a ski mask and walk into a walmart and just go shopping. use a shopping cart, that is key Yeah attempted this at a bottleo and didnt go down all that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 graff'n'tanz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 i half way jerked off in a public park, then my throwback came through... gotabjonaswingsetoner.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 bungee jump blindfolded while high off your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 It took six of us about a week to make the original list. But being drunk definitely helps. make a random bum known by the entire city flick him when he's lucid and smiling that bumtooth smile then wheatpaste prints of him everywhere put funny captions on each one real life meme yw edit: this will work with bums, midgets, trannys, whores, crack fiends and practically any freak. use the DAO pic if you can't find someone interesting enough though. a city full of DAO faces would be lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 ^^^ That. Or a "have you seen this man" poster with a DAO face in every local store and under peoples windscreen wipers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 ^^^ That. Or a "have you seen this man" poster with a DAO face in every local store and under peoples windscreen wipers. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Go back to 1955 and help your fucking father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 piss in a fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Go to Aruba, kill an unsuspecting visiting American teen girl, dismember her body and feed it to sharks and pin it on a local guy. Follow the local guy to a new country since he's well known and hated in his old country. Watch as he picks up a girl and brings her back to his room. Wait for him to leave, go in and beat said woman to death with a bat, and leave the mess for him to clean up. They look WAY more guilty after the second time its pinned on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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