nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 its what it comes down to, two types of whores. not the you gotta pay them kind, your average whore. heres the business... as you may have recalled, my pussy ass roommate cock blocked me on some mediocre stripper pussy. yea the bitch was annoying but still he cut the fuck sesh short due to his intolerance of mediocre pussy. at the time he was getting none. nothing. ALL OF THE SUDDEN I INTRODUCE THIS DIGITALLY DESERTED ASSHOLE INTO THE WORLD OF FUCKBOOK..... he has ten requests per day of old flings tryna reconnect. same old story for most right? well he pulls a DIMEPIECE from this lot of chicks we knew back in the day. the best one. still looks good even after a kid. single. dwn to earth. and down to fuck. why god? why must he, the great cock block himself, why does he get pristine poonan bestowed upon him? it makes no sense. all i can come up with is.... im good at getting the sluts and dirty whores, and hes good at getting the good girls that go wild at times... the kind we all like and that has sold countless videos during spring break. my homey is a mack. he just desnt like the whores. he says he likes to taint the meat, not have it pre tainted. at his age, i told him all that shit has been marinating in taint for awhile. idk what this thread is about other than a followup to my bitch sesh thread about him. props to the douche for getting him some premium tang. side from that, hes still a buster for talking shit on my whores. waste of a thread. let the negs come 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 gtg jerk off now quietly. nah fuck that, loudly. gnite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 t'aint hard to tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 some pictures of said whores would REALLY set this thread off in the right direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 hold on. in my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 nah fuck it let it die. sry for wasting time. drunken envy got me hatin on dude when i should be appreciatin. thebiggermanoner nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Sounds like you're mad. UMAD? post pics now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 ok gotta get on desktop, ipads aint nworkin wih he photobucke ok ok s ehere it went: chick on right black hair is "the friend". wont shutup, woul be ok if she'd just sit there, mediocre wingtail. im here for my boy who after this dime said dime: dont they go well together? pounding the tall draft blury drunken andoird phone pics bet i can do better i do gt a good one of me and "the friend" who had a boyfriend it turned out...his name was "AHLEHVURH" Oliver except with the cockney accent. swell fellow i presume, didnt chat much... she looks like a shark i think, what you guys think?: oh i also had th red eye i think: fun was had. he is making the sex with the fly chick. he wins. fuckin hyporicte asshole good night. too drunk to ypte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 i left this scene for about an hour, in that time, BOTH these chcicks boyfriends sho up. idk what happened besiedses a lot of runnin of the mouth, but my homey is fucking his chick. so fuck that trucker cap wearin smedium t shirt flossin pooka shell necklace roid case and fuck the pink shirt he's wearing too. hate that yuppie bar. dives bars only! /nohpster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 wish i could sleep i think i heard someone rip ass in my homeys room. thatd be funny if itwas his chick. haha im going in my room, fuck this shit. passin out for good. clos thread if u like yall nggas love it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 i found no interest in this thread. Probobly cause no tits. just some nurga going on about his swell life.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 thanks! its swell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 bonus: this chick my homeys with said she would hook up a lost fling of mine. silver lining? stay tuned! i predict fail. but thats cuz i only deliver it so heftily. meh, go fek yeself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Whores who know they're whores > whores who pretend that they aint. If it even needs to be explained to you why whores who know that they're whores are fun times, while whores who think they're princesses are bad news all together then you must be young as fuck. And I don't know that I can tell you anything more than what life will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 you use the word poonan or tang or whatever it was so that might be why you're not getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lesbian Fisting Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Ok look. This bitch is a stripper. Some shit obviously went wrong in her life to lead her down that career path. How you gonna get umad when your roommate stopped you from getting herpes/dealing with that bitches drug habits/playing daddy to her illegitimate multiracial child? Hang out with him and pull the 8s and 9s while he cupcakes that "dime." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Think I saw someone else make this comment before, but your screen name always reminds me of NAMBLA. I hope yours stands for something better....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Those photos don't really match up with the captions you wrote. Lucky you have a computer, you can't watch porn on TV anymore. 1,111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 was expecting said dimepiece to be more in the ballpark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Every time I see ur screen name I see = nambla Don't know why ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 when you say FUCKBOOK are you really talking about FACEBOOK? or that site that runs ads on Pr0n sites? Didn't even know that shit was real HA! NSMBFAN - NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE! FAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Some new guy is gonna register in the next couple weeks like "man I've had a rough time with girls lately...I finally reconnected with one from years ago and it's going great, except for my fucking cock block of a room mate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan's gay roomate Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Fuck that, I'm already up in this bitch. Dude had his chance at getting this cock, but he fucked up because that stripphore gave him hpv and the herp. I tried to warn his dumb ass, I don't want that shit in my butthole, so I went straight to fuck mad DIF TYPES of bitches. Anyway, I'm not a homosexual anymore, and dude is a jealous that I don't help scrub his back in the shower anymore. Not sure why this nigga wants to blow up my spot like that but I ain't mad cause this nigga is getting pussy now. Good pussy got this me strung the fuck out, I'm so down with the bitches now. I'm going to be a strict vaginatarian from now on and fuck every bitch I can. Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 SAID DIME IS NOT DIME BRO! YOU CAN RELAX NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Fuck that, I'm already up in this bitch. Dude had his chance at getting this cock, but he fucked up because that stripphore gave him hpv and the herp. I tried to warn his dumb ass, I don't want that shit in my butthole, so I went straight to fuck mad DIF TYPES of bitches. Anyway, I'm not a homosexual anymore, and dude is a jealous that I don't help scrub his back in the shower anymore. Not sure why this nigga wants to blow up my spot like that but I ain't mad cause this nigga is getting pussy now. Good pussy got this me strung the fuck out, I'm so down with the bitches now. I'm going to be a strict vaginatarian from now on and fuck every bitch I can. Peace Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 So did I miss flicks of this "dime" piece? Cause your stripper "friend" was better looking than the chick on page one ( disclaimer: stripper is also not a dime piece). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Fuckin chicks with exclusive others is a hot mess.I love bein the home wrecker. Anyways what'd you have to drink at this party? Said "dime piece" Hardly passes 7. We need more "G-MONEY" type threads.... gettin bitches all worked up bout their babies n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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