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what if she buys me a coke?

 

i ain't trying to pound man cheeks you fucking faggot

 

 

get out of my fucking internets you dangerous man rapist

 

this guy pretty much summed up exactly what I came into this thread to point out. My theory is you're a gay son. Wait till youre 25, you'll be like earsnot except still bad at graffiti :lol:

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this guy pretty much summed up exactly what I came into this thread to point out. My theory is you're a gay son. Wait till youre 25, you'll be like earsnot except still bad at graffiti :lol:

 

atleast im not scared of pussy like you faggot...and i dont go over bitches houses and get scared when they wanna fuck like you did..:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Son, I turned down some 40 plus retro trooping pussy. You got bought a coke, realised you're a faggot and confessed it on the internet while still at a bar, on your birthday. Then you still try to come on here and front. You've lost at life so far little man. Just fall back And deal with it :lol:

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Son, I turned down some 40 plus retro trooping pussy. You got bought a coke, realised you're a faggot and confessed it on the internet while still at a bar, on your birthday. Then you still try to come on here and front. You've lost at life so far little man. Just fall back And deal with it

 

you turned down the P but ur in her crib watching the notebook n shit??! and then you claimed to have mad hoes. nigga if you got mad hoes on deck why the fuck are you even chilling with an old ass bitch you dont wanna fuck in the first place??! cause youre a larry ass faggot fuckin nerd with no hoes. scary ass virgin. and i got bitches buyin me cokes weed outfits and all type of shit bitch. lame ass nigga scared of getting jagged off.

 

what type of grownman drink 2 beers and passout anyway?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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^What kinda outfits you gettin?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hey guys,

 

its been a long time since I've been on this thing. Things have been good, did a tour around a bit of asia and I'm still deciding about what to do for my masters... also women of all ages are falling in love with me apparently.

 

I had a friend who divorced her husband of 8 yrs, she's an art lecturer.

 

She was shook and although I generally mind my own business I did feel bad for her. Also she was helping organise a commission I was due to do. So I just spent time with her, had lunch etc. I've had women I wasnt really interested in flip on me before when I've just tried to be nice and friendly, but I figured she was so much older than me and she was so unfreaky (about stuff like that), I figured it was definately a friends only thing.

 

So she's staying in a pretty plush "new media artists" studio (its pretty much a nice apartment with a mac in it). She said she was crying a lot at night etc, and at the time I was in a shit hole, I said I could come watch movies and ( figured it'd be nice to get night away from said shit heap anyway, and she was a sweet old woman trying to sort out some project for me so why not stop the tear fest ).

We watch a chinese ghost story, i pass out after two beers because I'm exhausted. Then in my very very sleepy state I all of a suddent feel a hand on my arse , I'm a bit like wtf...but I"m so tired I can really just not move or speak, it's ridiuclous I try to mumble something but I know its not coming out.

 

She also starts rubbing my gooch, which is not really comfortable. So after not really thinking about it, I muster all my stregnth and roll over, full expecting to get a sleep limbo handjob. Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock out she got shy and pulled away.

 

We just pretend it never happened in the morning, it's not even awkward. Day after next, I'm scooping this Polish girl I was sleeping with in a different city, who just arrived in town and this 40 something woman won't stop texting me, finally after I send Polish home to wait for my call I meet for a coffee and she's all like "I love you"

 

So I didn't talk to her for two months and now we're really good friends.

 

The end.

 

 

look at the type of nigga you are nigga....a bitch nigga.

 

russell crowe lookin ass nigga.

you fuckin akward edward scissor hands lookin ass nigga

pussy ass san Fransisco visitin ass nigga

you fuckin meth smokin ass nigga

im confused about my gender lookin ass nigga

you fuckin sticker slapper bomber wannabe ass nigga

 

i bet this hair hang over one of his eyes.

 

assless chap rockin ass

scuffed up dusty black boot wearin ass nigga

tight ass 2 dollar v neck rockin ass

nigga prolly wear make up too

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you turned down the P but ur in her crib watching the notebook n shit??! and then you claimed to have mad hoes. nigga if you got mad hoes on deck why the fuck are you even chilling with an old ass bitch you dont wanna fuck in the first place??! cause youre a larry ass faggot fuckin nerd with no hoes. scary ass virgin. and i got bitches buyin me cokes weed outfits and all type of shit bitch. lame ass nigga scared of getting jagged off.

 

what type of grownman drink 2 beers and passout anyway?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Arguing with you is just pointless because it's exactly like arguing with a little 21 yr old virgin who lies about his life on the internet.

 

Why are you still trying to pretend for son? You're obviously referring to a $50 shirt your begged your mom to buy :lol:

 

You remind me of this but less funny (and awesome) and more sad (and generally shit).

 

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I'm actually starting to feel bad for you son. Confessing your gayness on the internet on your birthday and pretending to be some kind of graffiti writer :lol:.

 

You should be on somekind of life revamp reality show. I'm even thinking about starting an advice thread to help you turn things around.

 

It's not too late. You can shake it off...bitch :lol:

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I was thinking more an advice thread to help you deal with being a black gay virgin who tries to front like he;s some kind of thug but would surely cry in the holding cell if he ever got grabbed for anything,

 

You should be on operah son. Like I said before. Fall back and deal with it :lol:

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I was thinking more an advice thread to help you deal with being a black gay virgin who tries to front like he;s some kind of thug but would surely cry in the holding cell if he ever got grabbed for anything,

 

You should be on operah son. Like I said before. Fall back and deal with it :lol:

 

well you would be the perfect nigga to give advice on coping with shit like that. faggot.

nigga i can do 20 hours in a holding cell no problem. the joint aint shit either. but clearly that shit would break your weak ass down. and i know you aint no criminal so dont every come at me with some crime shit you fuckin stu pickles pencil neck baby balls ass nigga.

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You talk alot of shit homie...do you just block out of your mind the fact that you already put yourself on blast by texting 12 oz from a bar on your birthday? WE KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL WHO IS SO AWKWARD AT SOCIALISING HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION IN A BAR ON HIS BIRTHDAY Just stop doing retarded shit like calling your mom an 'og' and talking about 20 hrs. It just makes people like me want to laugh at/ kind of feel bad for you son :lol:

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