Pfffffffffft Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I WOULD DEF FUCK THAT LIL KREAYSHAWN OAKLAND WIGGERETTE.. THATS JUST ANOTHER TYPE TO ADD TO THE PUSSY LIST FOR 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Fuck. Just one in 2011.... But 2 cruise ship hoes last November. Slippin... I'm doing so. Thanks for the reminder. Gonna call a few of these numbers I pulled. Met a nice single stoner chick today actually... Lit her blunt at the gas station... She's dtf 4 sho. Gl guys. We will compare again after this summer. Keeping this thread book marked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Fuck that Kreayshawn jawn, Lil Debbie is waaaay fucking more smashtastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 i did 4 amounts of punan this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 If you need to keep track of how much your getting you are doing it wrong. Anyway I am married so do i get to include christmas and my birthday? Also those 2 white girls rappers are fucking rank only thing I would smash them with is a bat with some sharp implement nailed into the end of it. She looks like fucking Amy Winehouse with les crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Get EMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yea, Smash but the girls face is busted, I'd give her 5 years before she falls off hard. Any female can look good at that age but she still is on the low end of the female celebrity scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 not enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 :rolleyes: you've always been a fucking retard. did i say anything about not fucking them? dude. i fuck socks from time to time, of course a little skeezy hipster slut would catch my dick were i not married and the opportunity arose. what i said was i didn't get the hype on the bitch because she is NOT HOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 If you need to keep track of how much your getting you are doing it wrong. Anyway I am married so do i get to include christmas and my birthday? Also those 2 white girls rappers are fucking rank only thing I would smash them with is a bat with some sharp implement nailed into the end of it. She looks like fucking Amy Winehouse with les crack. ^THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 i would insert genitalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotsone Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Minimal, im always on the road for work and my chick works alot too add to that a four year old kid and its been like 3to 4 times a month , I still display a mean hand game tho! No shake weight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 FUCK THIS INDUSTRY. BITCH IM IN THESE STREETS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I've got enough to have kept me satisfied throughout the year so far.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayeplus Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 ....not enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 3 diff types .. how many times ? .. idk as much as i could get side note : that little krayshawn lil wanna be thug nigga lady gaga ... id let her touch it in miami 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I put it in her butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 You should kill yourself. Jus' playin'... Not really tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant Get new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant :confused: :eek: :lol: :( damn my nigga. thats so fucked up, im about to cry. this situation is parallel to a bitch getting raped by all her fucked up uncles. advice- aim for fat bitches with low self esteem. you dont need game or swag to smash them. use them as practice girls and work on your stroke. once you finally get some pussy youre whole demeanor with change. or you can just get a girlfriend. thats cruise control pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 VANDALICIOU$$$ propped for the truth.. this was my advice dude you will be ok, don't let that shit stress you out, people are broke, job less & infected with Aids..so the least of your worry's should be pussy.when you do get some u'll be dickin bitches down wishing you had a break. so dont rush & get Aids.my 2cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 a little homie of mine was in the same type situation. didnt get laid until he turned 20, and homie pulls MAD DIFFERENT TYPES OF PUSSY NOW, true story. after the first time you will just have so much pussy you wont even know what to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ignore bitches and treat them like shit. You'll be drowning in pussy. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 oh, crack. your dick is probably suffering from what the homies call "THE FEAR." nah dude, two weeks of pills cleared that shit right up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ignore bitches and treat them like shit. You'll be drowning in pussy. True story. ^^yeah thats realtalk right there. treat bitches like dirt and theyll stick to you like mud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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