SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i only had sexual intercourse with 3 girls so far this year, its about the halfway mark and i need to step my game up. all 3 instances were one night stands that did not end up with any seconds. all were satisfactory nothing to brag about. how many of you oonzters are players getting different tang every week. and how many of you are willing to admit you havent been close to a vagina this year. i know for a fact like 2-3 or my boys havent gotten any pussy this year. but i have another friend whos been banging skanks left and right. i want to fuck kreashaywn too or however the fuck you spell her name. with her disney hat on fuck yal. i bet she pale as fuck naked. do you know where u at fam?? these niggas dont know/care about normal human being shit like pussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 bwahahahahahahahahaaaa +10 internets 4 u ^^see what i mean? what kind of grown man is amused by stupid weird shit like that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 So I was taking a shower this morning and got this strange feeling when I was washing my groin area. I kept washing it, and washing it, all of a sudden I almost collapsed and this weird goo shot out of my pee hole. I thought I washed it a little too good and broke it, I know it really happened because I've tried it 5 more times this morning and it keeps doing it. This is kind of weird, did I break it or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My Girl dyed her hair twice since new years...so yup i got new pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 ^^see what i mean? what kind of grown man is amused by stupid weird shit like that what kind of grown man seriously worries about braggin how much pussy hes fucked to dudes on the internet. go drink a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 bro you sound like a fuckin lame ass virgin right now..how old are you nigga? Old enough to understand that fucking random slores without rubbers is what colored folks and white trash do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 ^^see what i mean? what kind of grown man is amused by stupid weird shit like that pffff, dont you have to be at some bar trying to fuck men on some undercover home shit? nice try slime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 do you know where u at fam?? these niggas dont know/care about normal human being shit like making threads about being drunk for the first time and finding men attractive... *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 its because the condoms they give you at planned parenthood dont fit on our big dicks. i can buy magnums, but why would i pay for less pleasure my nigga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 the nigga wearing that yellow you is probably on your team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Nice try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 its because the condoms they give you at planned parenthood dont fit on our big dicks. i can buy magnums, but why would i pay for less pleasure my nigga? lol nurgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Anybody who says they wouldn't fuck the shit out of that hipster rap bitch is either lying or gay. I mean even if you hate her, at least a hate fuck would be in order. She kinda looks like the type who would be into getting hate-smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 pffff, dont you have to be at some bar trying to fuck men on some undercover home shit? nice try slime. look at this lame ass bitch... you know damn well nobody in your weak ass suburb is saying slime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 nigga you wear hot pink skinny jeans and listen aesop rock. swag swag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 nigga you wear hot pink skinny jeans and listen aesop rock. swag swag. i dont even know what the fuck that is fam. you take dicks, stfu bitch nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My Girl dyed her hair twice since new years...so yup i got new pussy oh is that how it works? my girl dyes her hair every week or two i'm swimming in strange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i dont even know what the fuck that is fam. you take dicks, stfu bitch nigga Some broad just ssent me a coke...I might fuck a man in the ass today b im sorry, you were saying?... also im gonna go smoke some weed and knit a sweater. im blacker than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 You and your boys are herbs. And Neg'd cause that bitch is trash. This. gave him a dark red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 im liking how my boss just walked up behind me while i had this thread open. he stood there for a second so im pretty sure he read the page title. looks like ill be expecting a write-up when i return this thursday. now that thats out of the way, it seems weve ventured off topic a little here. i used to see how much pussy i could get in one night, but i found the bigger challenge is trying to treat one right. however, tomorrow morning is my fiances sentencing date, and it looks as though shes going to be serving some time. so its prolly back to snorting mad cocaine & piping multiple bitches weekly. damn 2:58 i gotta get up out of here. last night of freedom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 nigga you wear hot pink skinny jeans and listen aesop rock. swag swag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 TWELVE OUNCE BIGGEST LIARS THREAD 2011 WHERE ONLY LYING IS ACCEPTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "sometimes u gotta knock a 5 to appreciate a 10" tosh That is all back to ur athletic fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i'm married so i've only gotten one. had a bunch of boobies in my face cause i like portland, though... (there's advice about not ever getting married in this post if you can read between the lines) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 have an affair g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Enough to fuck up my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 also im gonna go smoke some weed and knit a sweater. hopefully you choke on that weak ass reggie and die bitch. if you dont, knit yourself a noose and just body yourself(webcam that shit too) also. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=4044455 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 have an affair g nah, i've got a really good thing going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 random slores with no rubber all day,someones gotta do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 hopefully you choke on that weak ass reggie and die bitch. if you dont, knit yourself a noose and just body yourself(webcam that shit too) also. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=4044455 lol youre gonna link the threads i made? hahahaha youre such a fuckin lame its amazing. you probably smell like dandruff shampoo and pepto bismol. now go put some lotion on your shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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