guerilla925 Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 i got tested twice this year actually, im kind of paranoid about STD. even though i fucked #2 and 3 with a hat they did give me head and if they had cold sores or some shit, you know whatim sayin? but i got like 2 more hours to kill before i get the fuck out of here. sipping some liquor and waiting until friend comes by we have freights on mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 kewl you should spray paint stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Sound advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 she wasnt a total stranger, i kinda knew her before i asked her "are you sureeeee?" and she said yes im on the pill. so i did it. i got tested a few months after, no worries. i dont have any money lol shes not gonna try to get preggers and tie me down like a rich dude has to worry about. i got tested twice this year actually, im kind of paranoid about STD. even though i fucked #2 and 3 with a hat they did give me head and if they had cold sores or some shit, you know whatim sayin? LOLWUT? Spoken like a true nig...sorry, wigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrshiteyes Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 this guy has had sex three times this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrshiteyes Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 first bitch was in january, one night stand after going to a bar. she was a white girl, fucked her and she told me it was ok to cum inside her, so i did. spent the next few months worrying about getting that call about being preggers. but i saw her last month and no mentioning ofit. second bitch was latin bitch looked better than white chick, she was my friends ex from 5+ years ago and he asked her to marry her lol, we were joking about him before i fucked her. but her pussy stank and she had a few hairs in her asshole major turn off (i wrote about it in the bad sex experiance thread). i was fucking from behind, the smell hit me, and i lost wood and didnt finish. never spoke to her again. third chick was a girl i fucked a thousand times probably, stopped hitting it in like 07 but recently got reaquainted, she got drunk and we fucked once in april and once in may. tried to fuck her last week but she said no, and i drove home and jerked it to abela anderson. trying to rebound this thread at least. you've had sex three times this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrshiteyes Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i only had sexual intercourse with 3 girls so far this year, its about the halfway mark and i need to step my game up. all 3 instances were one night stands that did not end up with any seconds. all were satisfactory nothing to brag about. how many of you oonzters are players getting different tang every week. and how many of you are willing to admit you havent been close to a vagina this year. i know for a fact like 2-3 or my boys havent gotten any pussy this year. but i have another friend whos been banging skanks left and right. i want to fuck kreashaywn too or however the fuck you spell her name. with her disney hat on fuck yal. i bet she pale as fuck naked. you've had sex three times this year 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 hes had sex three times this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 that hipster rapper bitch looks like this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 actually technically it was four times three girls the last wasnt a one night stand i didnt clarify. its been years since i last fucked her however, so its not steady. but thats what im saying and want to know? am i closet recluse loser for only fucking 3 times a year HOW MUCH PUSSY ARE YOU GETTING? if most people on here are fucking a different chick every month maybe i really need to check myself. but even tho im not having much sex, i know im getting more than a few people i know. so at least im not bottom barrel in real life, but if most of 12oz are pickup artists damn. instead of painting freights everynight i really should hit the bars more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 damn bro, you jus gotta quit graff thats the only way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 del you are a faggot ass internet warrior typical 12oz bandwagon rider. just trying to have some funny/amusing converstation here. guess if you arent part of the regular crowd here you automatically get dissed its all good. Naw son, your thread just sucks. A 40 year old mom just made a thread and got mad love. Why? Cause her thread didnt suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitepower Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 "all 3 instances were one night stands that did not end up with any seconds" "she got drunk and we fucked once in april and once in may. tried to fuck her last week but she said no, and i drove home and jerked it to abela anderson. " at first you said you didn't get any seconds at all.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERSEULA Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Didn't feel like reading, but who can answer this question...? Why so many Kreayshawn photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 soOoOoOoOooOOoOooOOooOOoooOOOOoOoOOoooOoo much pussy br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Didn't feel like reading, but who can answer this question...? Why so many Kreayshawn photos? Cuz this dude is attracted to bitches who look and act like little boys... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'm estimating I got about 4 or 5 gallons of pussy so far this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 YO, ON THE REAL.. I BE FUCKIN MAAAD PUSSY .. UDD GIRLS AND DIF. TYPES OF PUSSY TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 then im some other pictures she looks retarded this bitch needs to get punched in the fucking facial, stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 fucked this one in jan.. i dont think she was as hot as some othe others had my first threesome with 2 sisters in march, god damn were they wild.. this one was a few weeks ago, i blacked out and apparently pulled this fat broad FUCK YO COUCH NURGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 bwahahahahahahahahaaaa +10 internets 4 u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 this bitch needs to get punched in the fucking facial, stat. Mero shits on her : http://victory-light.blogspot.com/2011/05/white-girl-mob.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Since my ex-gf and I broke up, I've been on a tear. I'm near twenty different girls since late August. That isn't super high, I guess, but considering that I don't try and have no motivation to, I'd say it's irregular. Especially because I'm not rich, nor good looking. Just using the right detergent, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 If any of that is true, you're an idiot. You fucked some random girl with no rubber and nutted inside of her? Amateur negro bullshit. No wonder you sambos have so many stupid kids and penis AIDS. bro you sound like a fuckin lame ass virgin right now..how old are you nigga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i only had sexual intercourse with 3 girls so far this year, its about the halfway mark and i need to step my game up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 So does anyone here know what a vagina actually looks like IRL? I heard it tastes like pennies from my older brother, I think I touched one once but it was dark b-cuz we were in the movies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 i heard it feels like a half melted bag of swedish fish.. confirm or deny? i tried out sour patch kids one time but i wasnt really feelin it. it kinda stung afterwards.. i think it might have had a STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 my dad says lady parts will give me clubfoot and anal hemmoraging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Don't front and say you got tested. Only fags like SSGG get tested after they fuck their roommates ass. you need to be worrying about DNA test to make sure them baybeez is really yours nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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