bigdoughnut69 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Should have drank more than 2 beers, got drunk, and at the very least gotten head. Did you honestly think all she wanted was to watch movies when you went over there, especially after the whole divorce thing? And even if you aren't physically attracted to her, it sounds like you're on the younger side since you're banging young 20-something bitches. You should have done it just for the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 We watch a chinese ghost story, i pass out after two beers because I'm exhausted. Then in my very very sleepy state I all of a suddent feel a hand on my arse , I'm a bit like wtf...but I"m so tired I can really just not move or speak, it's ridiuclous I try to mumble something but I know its not coming out. She also starts rubbing my gooch, which is not really comfortable. So after not really thinking about it, I muster all my stregnth and roll over, full expecting to get a sleep limbo handjob. Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock out she got shy and pulled away. this lady had other things on her mind .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Thanks for posting 4 pics. You should just post all of them and save this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Hey guys, women of all ages are falling in love with me apparently. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I enjoyed this thread myself. For god sake see if she'll text you some sexy pictures, for some reason the idea of a horny divorced broad sounds hot, so I want to see what she looks like. I want to see her boobs if you have any photo's of them, unless they're too old and dusty and they squirt powdered milk when you squeeze them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 ^^What mercer said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 I enjoyed this thread myself. For god sake see if she'll text you some sexy pictures, for some reason the idea of a horny divorced broad sounds hot, so I want to see what she looks like. I want to see her boobs if you have any photo's of them, unless they're too old and dusty and they squirt powdered milk when you squeeze them. Like I said, I like that you're trying to be a entreprenuer. But what are you, sixteen? (edit, I realised since you are probably not at all on my level I'd better explain, what I'm saying is real life is not (always) the porno you've been hiding from your dad. If she was sexy I'd have slept with her. And this would just be a story about how I got laid...which apparently for you is something new and thread worthy, but for most grown men is just a part of daily routine). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 Thanks for posting 4 pics. You should just post all of them and save this thread. That's a good suggestion, but I'm not very interested in saving this thread. After looking at the 'how much pussy did you get this year' thread I'm pretty sure most of the guys just don't have sex very often. All the travel photo's will not change this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 I'm off to work by the way, fun times. Highlights include Mercer and Theo's girls. Some kid calling me an artfag (which has never happened before, even on the internet when people don't know who I am :lol:). The term ZJ and Symbols, because I haven't been here for a while and she's just a highlight. Close this or continue to post. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 artfag... If you ain't feeling it, you ain't feeling it... No biggie... Pussy comes... Pussy goes... More travel flicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Still no pics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Whats goin on in here? WAIT......... You mean nothing at all since yesterday? Still no 43yo tits? FUCK YOU NURK ARTFAG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 thiss nigga is WEAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 wack ass Nurk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 :lol: :lol: :lol: I sort of feel sorry for Fred for trying so hard and coming up short. I guess he does not know that "your either all the way in or your all the way out". That night he should have grabbed her and made her his for the night, with obligatory phone pics for ch 0 (All the way in). But nope, he says he is tired (all the way out), which is cool, but he should not have made a tread about it (half way in and out) where he now refuses to show pics to pull this thread back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Nurk took time to answered all the inquiries but have not come up with one single pic of bewbs or a fair answer to all this homosexual undertone in his story... what happened bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 he's a nurk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 hey guys i have a story too, last week i was chilling with this russian girl in her car at the beach. she started groping my dick so i undid my jeans and she got naked and gave me head while i made her ass jiggle. also she touched it miami by max b was playing. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 im getting head as i type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Dude's gonna be pissed when he looks up and you're fucking around on the oontz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 ^^Nurk sounds like a great pal, hanging out with his friends ex and not pulling out his cock due to a 3 day hangover and 2 beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 this thread is hella baby thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 this thread is butter that's been left out in the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 are you trying to ask for an encore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 im getting head as i type. Dude's gonna be pissed when he looks up and you're fucking around on the oontz... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 are you trying to ask for an encore? we all are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Harvey killed it with his post - must spread rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 we all are... I'm actually back to work now. My exhibition dates got shifted around which is why I had a couple days to relax. But now i'm back to not sleeping, drinking alot of coffee and listening to the doors first album and Nina simone :) Also, people are so goofy here now entertainment on the oontz seems to invariably involve silly e beef, midgets and cottages. That stuff is somewhat entertaining but not as entertaining as it was to watch Mamemero get drunk with his dad, or read weapon x's story about that girl he dumped who got her female tae kwan do knowing friend to try and kick him. (So awesome!). I'd like to make some classic oontz's like that and am probably the guy to do it. But I have a few things happening right now and would rather not put my life on blast at the moment. I had a couple of things I thought I could share though, so maybe toward the end of next week when I've got my commitments handled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Nurka you crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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