sneekatoke Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm still deciding about what to do for my masters... give them a sleepy HJ...:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 was expecting more cool story bro replies. is that passe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 give them a sleepy HJ...:scrambled: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 What the fuck is a gooch? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 WAIT SO YOU DIDNT PEE IN DA BUTTHOLE CMON SON. I WOULDA SMASHED THEN GOTTEN A ZJ IN THE MORNING ALONG WITH BREAKFAST AND GET THAT BROAD TO MAKE 12OUNCE SHIRTS ON HER MAC FOR FREE!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 That son I am disapoint pic made me laugh. Her body was/is probably alright . But to be honest I wasn't really attracted to her. I was sleeping with a couple girls who were around 22 (and attractive) and another who was 26 at the time, seemed more my thing. why the fuck werent you watchin movies with those hoes then? if u got sexy bitches on deck like that why even waste your time chilling with a bitch you dont wanna smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 you should have just closed your eyes and gottan the handjob. i got a handjob from an older lady once, she was probably 35. i closed my eyes and pretended she was my high school sweatheart and i got my nut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Sweatheart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 .....co0l st0ry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Wasnt she rubbing your ass son? I dont think she wanted to see your pp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Who the fuck goes to a chicks house to watch movies and expects to just stay friends? This is actually true. The thing is I wasn't thinking of her as a "chick". I was thinking of her as a middle aged contact for a project I was working on. I'd actually brought some girl I was trying to scoop around for dinner at her studio a few days before (unrelated to the polish girl or the other two I mentioned). And she talked about her recently ex husband a lot. I figured homegirl was just going through some rough times. I'm not trying to hate but from what i remember, I dont expect your life would be interesting enough to have people in it that even if they are attracted to you on some level, there are boundaries son. Though the longer I live the more I see those boundaries broken :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 ZJ zj's for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 theo and mercer remind me to prop you later on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Lugr and Harvey, it was just a short stint around Cambodia and Vietnam. I'm pretty busy at the moment. I've actually got a solo exhibition coming up in a couple weeks and some group shows to sort out. (Explains why I'm messing around on here right?) But I have a 3 or 4 photo's I uploaded for family so I'll either just add them here or make a new thread asap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 But I have a 3 or 4 photo's I uploaded for family so I'll either just add them here or make a new thread asap. wha?:freak: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 U GAY..... You should have smashed it then took photos. Then done a poll (with photos) to see what other oontzers would do... FUCK YOU ARTFAG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 No pics.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 maybe now you've learned that as a dude you cannot just be "friends" with a chick, consistently. there's always gonna be some other shit involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Tell us more about your solo exhibitions and Polish chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 why the fuck werent you watchin movies with those hoes then? if u got sexy bitches on deck like that why even waste your time chilling with a bitch you dont wanna smash? When I first read this, I was kind of like "isn't that guy kind of like a wigga but not a wigga?"...then I was reading something else and I saw that photo about a girl buying you a coke. :lol: get the fuck out of here son. Don't even try to ask me questions about women ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 New term? Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin nombre Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 pics nurga nurk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 i pass out after two beers she drugged you bro. you got molested. or you're a lightweight, which explains why she didnt want to finish you off with a handy or a nice reach around. either way you should sue someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 she drugged you bro is the new cool story bro. I was two or three days into a hang over, I didn't get drunk at all, only sleepy. She just mis understood why I was rolling over, but despite that I will def sue on one count of getting shy about giving me a handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Just post a picture of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 fucking tits and ass already. and asia pictures. /noladyboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Since Lugr and Harvey were asking about them. In the market These monks were as happy as they look. n/h 'The Killing Caves' The Khmer Rouge would throw bodies down here. 'The bamboo train' It's a piece of wood set on some wheels on some old tracks powered by a shitty lawn mower engine. Riding it's a bit like taking a roller coaster through some otherwise inaccessible villages. Some frenchies and I decided to jump on with some locals. These are all from Cambodia, worth a visit if you're in the region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 You should have put your penis in the lowest hole on her head. Also to save face cause you're a gay. Get her to send some pics of her tits via text. Post them on here. If they are gross it will help justify your gay actions. you're gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 New term? Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off. *Edit-Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off, then wastes your time explaining not pulling it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Or, Nurk: Dude who started a thread with stories and pictures. As in, "I wish more people on Channel Zero were Nurking, instead of posting the same tired shit over and over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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