chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Hey guys, its been a long time since I've been on this thing. Things have been good, did a tour around a bit of asia and I'm still deciding about what to do for my masters... also women of all ages are falling in love with me apparently. I had a friend who divorced her husband of 8 yrs, she's an art lecturer. She was shook and although I generally mind my own business I did feel bad for her. Also she was helping organise a commission I was due to do. So I just spent time with her, had lunch etc. I've had women I wasnt really interested in flip on me before when I've just tried to be nice and friendly, but I figured she was so much older than me and she was so unfreaky (about stuff like that), I figured it was definately a friends only thing. So she's staying in a pretty plush "new media artists" studio (its pretty much a nice apartment with a mac in it). She said she was crying a lot at night etc, and at the time I was in a shit hole, I said I could come watch movies and ( figured it'd be nice to get night away from said shit heap anyway, and she was a sweet old woman trying to sort out some project for me so why not stop the tear fest ). We watch a chinese ghost story, i pass out after two beers because I'm exhausted. Then in my very very sleepy state I all of a suddent feel a hand on my arse , I'm a bit like wtf...but I"m so tired I can really just not move or speak, it's ridiuclous I try to mumble something but I know its not coming out. She also starts rubbing my gooch, which is not really comfortable. So after not really thinking about it, I muster all my stregnth and roll over, full expecting to get a sleep limbo handjob. Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock out she got shy and pulled away. We just pretend it never happened in the morning, it's not even awkward. Day after next, I'm scooping this Polish girl I was sleeping with in a different city, who just arrived in town and this 40 something woman won't stop texting me, finally after I send Polish home to wait for my call I meet for a coffee and she's all like "I love you" So I didn't talk to her for two months and now we're really good friends. The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'll just let someone else say it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock out she got shy and pulled away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ^my thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock away she got shy and pulled out. Interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 so. is she hot or what? pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Yea, 43 means there's a good chance she could still be on some milf shit. Plus she got you a commission. I would have pounded her out real good if she's hot enough to get a handy from, instead of being on some lazy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Are you gay? She would have got the dick all night son, no matter how tired or ''drunk'' off two beers you got. And of course, Pics or it did in fact not occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I stopped reading at "organise a commission " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 That son I am disapoint pic made me laugh. Her body was/is probably alright . But to be honest I wasn't really attracted to her. I was sleeping with a couple girls who were around 22 (and attractive) and another who was 26 at the time, seemed more my thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 In that case let me holler at her, I could use a commission myself and I'd be more likely to be able to handle myself after two beers and get in them ribs right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 haha youre welcome to her, I'm pretty sure I'll still get the commissions and you can have all the strings. As for handling myself, I wasn't drunk, just tired and disinterested. I'll stick to sleeping with polish girls in their 20's more 43 yr old love struck divorcees for you homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Well in that case let me get one polish girl, I'll tap the milf, you keep the commission and we'll call it even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 sorry I'm keeping polish, she did something memorable with a cup of tea that'd been out for 10 minutes and a ice coffee I was drinking. But I like thart your trying to be an entreprenuer about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 pics or it didn't happen :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Symbols, for you I'd think twice about it. Mo, I don't doubt I could have, if I had wanted to. After she told me she loved and was constantly texting me etc I knew I had dodged a bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fat ralphy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Are you gay? She would have got the dick all night son, no matter how tired or ''drunk'' off two beers you got. And of course, Pics or it did in fact not occur. this is exactly what i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I enjoyed this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Who the fuck goes to a chicks house to watch movies and expects to just stay friends? The gay friend does that's who. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 did a tour around a bit of asia Photo thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 haha youre welcome to her, I wasn't drunk, just tired and disinterested. I'll stick to sleeping with polish girls So in other words there was really no point to this story. Oh, and you gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 one time i was at a festival and this old wookie looking hippie with a huge beard came up and started groping me. think i should make a thread about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 What the fuck is a gooch? What the fuck is an arse? Either way I'm going to assume you are a h0 to the m0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Hey guys, Things have been good, did a tour around a bit of asia The end. . . . Photo thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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