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So a 43 yr old woman rubbed my arse/ fred nurk says hello.

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Hey guys,

 

its been a long time since I've been on this thing. Things have been good, did a tour around a bit of asia and I'm still deciding about what to do for my masters... also women of all ages are falling in love with me apparently.

 

I had a friend who divorced her husband of 8 yrs, she's an art lecturer.

 

She was shook and although I generally mind my own business I did feel bad for her. Also she was helping organise a commission I was due to do. So I just spent time with her, had lunch etc. I've had women I wasnt really interested in flip on me before when I've just tried to be nice and friendly, but I figured she was so much older than me and she was so unfreaky (about stuff like that), I figured it was definately a friends only thing.

 

So she's staying in a pretty plush "new media artists" studio (its pretty much a nice apartment with a mac in it). She said she was crying a lot at night etc, and at the time I was in a shit hole, I said I could come watch movies and ( figured it'd be nice to get night away from said shit heap anyway, and she was a sweet old woman trying to sort out some project for me so why not stop the tear fest ).

 

We watch a chinese ghost story, i pass out after two beers because I'm exhausted. Then in my very very sleepy state I all of a suddent feel a hand on my arse , I'm a bit like wtf...but I"m so tired I can really just not move or speak, it's ridiuclous I try to mumble something but I know its not coming out.

 

She also starts rubbing my gooch, which is not really comfortable. So after not really thinking about it, I muster all my stregnth and roll over, full expecting to get a sleep limbo handjob. Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock out she got shy and pulled away.

 

We just pretend it never happened in the morning, it's not even awkward. Day after next, I'm scooping this Polish girl I was sleeping with in a different city, who just arrived in town and this 40 something woman won't stop texting me, finally after I send Polish home to wait for my call I meet for a coffee and she's all like "I love you"

 

So I didn't talk to her for two months and now we're really good friends.

 

The end.

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Instead before I could muster the stregnth to pull my cock away she got shy and pulled out.

 

Interesting

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Yea, 43 means there's a good chance she could still be on some milf shit. Plus she got you a commission.

 

I would have pounded her out real good if she's hot enough to get a handy from, instead of being on some lazy shit.

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Are you gay?

 

She would have got the dick all night son, no matter how tired or ''drunk'' off two beers you got.

 

And of course, Pics or it did in fact not occur.

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That son I am disapoint pic made me laugh. Her body was/is probably alright . But to be honest I wasn't really attracted to her. I was sleeping with a couple girls who were around 22 (and attractive) and another who was 26 at the time, seemed more my thing.

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In that case let me holler at her, I could use a commission myself and I'd be more likely to be able to handle myself after two beers and get in them ribs right.

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haha youre welcome to her, I'm pretty sure I'll still get the commissions and you can have all the strings. As for handling myself, I wasn't drunk, just tired and disinterested. I'll stick to sleeping with polish girls in their 20's more 43 yr old love struck divorcees for you homie.

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Well in that case let me get one polish girl, I'll tap the milf, you keep the commission and we'll call it even.

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sorry I'm keeping polish, she did something memorable with a cup of tea that'd been out for 10 minutes and a ice coffee I was drinking.

 

But I like thart your trying to be an entreprenuer about it.

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pics

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

it

 

 

 

didn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

happen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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Symbols, for you I'd think twice about it.

 

Mo, I don't doubt I could have, if I had wanted to. After she told me she loved and was constantly texting me etc I knew I had dodged a bullet.

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Are you gay?

 

She would have got the dick all night son, no matter how tired or ''drunk'' off two beers you got.

 

And of course, Pics or it did in fact not occur.

 

this is exactly what i thought

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Who the fuck goes to a chicks house to watch movies and expects to just stay friends?

 

The gay friend does that's who.

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