yinz n'at 252 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 what a great decision. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
12packprophet 166 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Bloomberg News Service, 25 March A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized. I remember hearing this exact same story on Howard Stern back in 1997 or so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chemical ali 78 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Dude had beefed. :D ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shameless self promotion 115 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 This thread is top notch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ron_jeremy_swag 5 Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 my farts smell so fukin bad if im bed covered in a blanket and i rip one... , i can still smell dat hoe with my head above the blankets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RIPS 457 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 http://www.cakefarts.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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NightmareOnElmStreet 2,637 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 BRISTOL, CT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tavaruawon 233 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 All kidding around aside. A party isn't really a party until somebody gets stabbed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chemical ali 78 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 id be pissed if that was my house,covered in blood,and smelling like fart 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
itsallafarce 378 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 silent....but deadly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pornbooth 293 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 sounds like it was a rad party, nothing better to do than to talk about someones flatulence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,637 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 All kidding around aside. A party isn't really a party until somebody gets stabbed. i'm backin it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,677 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 ROBERTO? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
berdsdahwerd 50 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 fart murmer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BullshitTantrum 87 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 he brought 3 knives. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PU_local 15 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Did anyone else fart while reading this? Feels good man. this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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