ron_jeremy_swag Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 http://www.lipstickalley.com/f50/man-kills-friends-partygoers-because-he-farted-they-laughed-278076/ A PARTYGOER has been charged with knifing his friend to death and stabbing two others after being teased about his FARTS. Marc Higgins told cops he was furious about being mocked and wanted to teach his friends a lesson, according to court documents. The 21-year-old is said to have rowed with reveller Stacy Buccheri during the party, who then ribbed him about his flatulence. Buccheri slapped Higgins who then smashed a beer bottle and stormed out of the apartment in Bristol, Connecticut, US, witnesses claimed. He allegedly returned 45 minutes later armed with three knives and began stabbing people indiscriminately on a porch. Higgins was said to have been "very drunk" as he reportedly stabbed 21-year-old Matthew Walton to death. He is also accused of knifing Sandra Ranger, 18, David Klett, 19, and Tyler Basso, 18. Higgins told investigators he didn't target his victims — 'they just happened to be the first people he came across'. He has been remanded in custody on $2million bail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i know a dude who stabbed a dude to death at a party. he was pissed because the dude pushed him into the pool. the were both nortenos so now he has a green light on him for killing on of their own. dude is doing life in PC now. he was so drunk he stabbed dude 18 times in front of everyone and i think he just stayed there until the cops came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 teased about FARTS haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils_Advocate Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Bloomberg News Service, 25 March A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i guess he conneti-CUT THE CHEESE! HAR-HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils_Advocate Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i guess he conneti-CUT THE CHEESE! YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 A common side effect of gas can be stabbing pains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 fart attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 what a hood rat forum & stacey lives... fail RIP to the victims; assuming they werent shitheads who probably deserved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Yep they deserved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 rake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 "the things i hate most in life, are like, mustard, period blood, and being ribbed about my flatulence" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 My niggers, wasn't this news posted when it happended? I'm sayin', my niggers, old news is old? I also remember a similar thread where a dude strolled into a party, got clowned for drinking girly vodka and then stabbed some guy to death. Dude had beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 THIS http://youtu.be/jlCphp_WWKw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Fart noise* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Did anyone else fart while reading this? Feels good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I've wanted to stab myself cause my farts smelt so bad. Protein shakes can catch up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toluene_causes_tumors Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i don't blame him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Underage drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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!@#$% Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lewis and Clark Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 blood on my boots shit on my knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 what a great decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Bloomberg News Service, 25 March A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized. I remember hearing this exact same story on Howard Stern back in 1997 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Dude had beefed. :D ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 This thread is top notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron_jeremy_swag Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 my farts smell so fukin bad if im bed covered in a blanket and i rip one... , i can still smell dat hoe with my head above the blankets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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