francis buxton Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I didn't read all the posts, but it looks like nobody has mentioned the massive camel toe this broad is working with. Seriously, wtf? Also, She's a stripper, whats with the sneaky camera phone flicks? I am disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 So FB connected me with this betty from back in the gap... she's been parlaying and getting the pipe since saturday, actually I just dropped her back off to where she's staying. but my roommate can't handle the fact I'm banging out stripper pussy. (why?) Every day he has a backhanded comment about it, subtle but mad hater like. He is currently getting no pussy. He is umad 4 sho. I'm bout to have to say something to the tune of "how bout you worry about getting YOUR dick wet", but I'm not so good with kind words when I see such obvious hater tendencies, and this nurga is my business partner slash pays half the bills. Delicate situation indeed. So I ask you, my drunken degenerate internet posse... What is the correct way to handle this? Get her to bring home one of her stripper friends for him. His stripper hating will cease immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 For real. And I still want to know what Toiletseat's stance on all of this is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 his roommate is turning down pussy left and right..it's obvious he's not into vaginas and is hating because he'd rather be in nsmbs doo doo hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 lol @ creeper pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Leche bombas, ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 i had a roomate who used to hate on me when id get pussy, well it wasnt that she was hating that i was gettin pussy she would just hate that i would get pussy on nights when she had to be up early for work and it would keep her up, also because i jerked off to her fucking a girl one night and she busted me. i also used to jerk off to the sounds of my other roomate when her bf would fuck her. feelsgoodman.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YepItsLikeDat Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 * Photoshop DAO in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Offering up your sister on a silver cookie platter is above and beyond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 NSMBFAN Try this http://youtu.be/Lvp9XnejtZQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 my roomate is in the living room with her boyfriend watching american history x right now...its fucked up cause i know her man got some kill herbs on deck but it would be waaaay too awkward to go out there right now. ....or i could just tell him to take his ass home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan's gay roomate Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm surprised no one has brought up the fact that this girl is a gigantic cock blocker, who wouldn't hate this bitch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Stop snitching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughtaco169 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 tell'm, " I think that bitch gave me somethin, my dick itches like crazy" when he says "realy?" you say "nah just playin dog, that pussy is the shit son" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 i love a wet ass pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 * Photoshop DAO in think i already did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 im sure this has been long debated and answered but I still just cant believe mother fuckers need to come on 12oz to ask peoples advice for how to address an issue with a room mate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Buy him a coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 3 (3 members and 0 guests) James Cagney , nsmbfan's gay roomate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 is she dancing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 getting poses down for the womens body building contest. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I don't know about that broad. Her legs look very manlike. I also spy a bit of a bulge under those boy shorts. Not hating, just saying. Could be the glare on my iPhone screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 buy him a coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 plus she aint even all that, you sure she can clean? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 http://youtu.be/jlCphp_WWKw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 it goes against everything my dad taught me NOT to take the cookies. my dad always said "Lower your standards, you'll have more fun" i dont think he's gotten laid in several years. poor guy. "YOU SEE YOU PUTTIN THE PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 if you were a decent man much less a roomate you'd have the common courtesy of hooking your boy up with one of her girlfriends instead of announcing how he gets no pussy to a bunch of strangers online. newjacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Pee in HIS ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I don't know about that broad. Her legs look very manlike. I also spy a bit of a bulge under those boy shorts. Not hating, just saying. Could be the glare on my iPhone screen. thats no glare, i saw that too. so basically, the "guy" you live with deals with menstruation issues and the "girl" youre fucking has what resembles a dick between her legs. no wonder you made a thread about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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