Drue_Down Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/videos/1329178.shtml 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Glad my roomate is a sexy bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 At least fuck an attractive stripper. If you're going to risk disease and a rashy dick at least make it worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 never saw this, anyone give me a synopsis without spoilers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 have you thought about trying to get him laid though? help him get his dick wet and he'll have no need to be hatin on a playerrr. ok well that won't work anyways. i gave dude a pass to be with my sister. and i've been his wingman for years now. if that's not helping him get laid idk what is. he's just not good with the ladies. he told a girl once at this hooter-esque type establishment, "Could you run from me in those shoes?".. that was our bartender, we got 86'd shortly thereafter. i told his coworkers that story, they clowned hard. chicks dig the guy but he has this weird "free cookies" rule. he thinks unless you woo a chick like she's some kind of princess, it's not ok to fuck them. free cookies rule goes something like this (his words) ... "If someone came up to you with a plate of cookies and said, 'Here's some free cookies, take one!'.... would you take one? Or would you ask, 'What's wrong with them cookies?'" fuckit, ima take a free cookie. i eat gas station food i tell him. it goes against everything my dad taught me NOT to take the cookies. my dad always said "Lower your standards, you'll have more fun" i dont think he's gotten laid in several years. poor guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 At least fuck an attractive stripper. If you're going to risk disease and a rashy dick at least make it worth it collectin' haters take a number you do have a leg to stand on though, she's not the dime i usually go for. but just like taco bell... you'll go for it if you're hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 collectin' haters take a number you do have a foot to stand on though, she's not the dime i usually go for. but just like taco bell... you'll go for it if you're hungry. Haha not hating'. that whole "hater" thing is so stupid to me. "OH YEAH YOU DISAGREE WITH ME?! YOURE JUST A HATER". No, not hating. Simply stating haha but that's neither here nor there. Keep fucking the chick and busting on her eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 but we can agree that this is clearly chock full of haterade? at least on the roommates part, not yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 but we can agree that this is clearly chock full of haterade? at least on the roommates part, not yours. What is? You can't get mad and call someone a hater just because you're fuckin a 6.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Self esteem issues are a solid 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 i can if he isn't fucking anything. and thanks! high balled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 it goes against everything my dad taught me NOT to take the cookies. my dad always said "Lower your standards, you'll have more fun" words to live by lol... idk..he's probably just frustrated to see you bust a nut inside something that isnt a sock. fuck him dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 meh thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 goddamn work not showing pics!! skeletor tattoo? thats a win. i cant even see it. everyone has a stripper/sleezy that they have went to for some new/sameold...... except your roomate... and you gave him the greenlight with ya fam? buy him some tampons that him and ya sis can share... id eat that free cookie nigga,im pretty sure WE have eaten those cookies...fuck not eatin cookies. how the fuck you gonna pass up cookies? also: pee in her butt. how has that not been said yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 buy homie a coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Maybe he's in love with you and is scared to tell you. It would also explain the 'free cookie rule'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 meh thread Esto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 urinate on his pillows. dont listen to her. she wants to talk shit to you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Offer him a threesome (nh of course), when he turns it down call him a faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Offering up your sister on a silver cookie platter is above and beyond, dude probably has issues laying the pipe down. I don't know about you guys, but free cookies taste even better than ones you pay for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 pay a clan of tranny sex predators to rape him mercilessly then never let him live it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Damn I was gonna post the shit about him Fucking your sister. He was also visibly upset when you had that neighbor girl over that one night. Take him over to flash dancers and pay to get him laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yeah I think getting dude laid is the only thing to fix the situation, mabee dome from a fat bitch if that's not possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 So why put up with this faggotry? The only reason I can even imagine you'd entertain his bullshit is because he's your business partner otherwise tell him to fuck off, continue to smash said stripper and acquire new sluts until your lease is done then move or kick him out. This thread has some serious emo undertones even worrying about another mans feelings /nh I don't see a need for debate, tell the nurga off and keep it moving. eliminate friends that harbor jealousy of your success. On to more important business, is this strippers boyfriend giving you rides around town? Maybe your roommate is a homo and he can buy SSGG a coke? have you introduced your roommate to the homo dungeon or rape tunnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Maybe it's like that dude who posted in the shameless sex stories thread. His roommate was umad cause he wanted to fuck him in the ass and got jealous of the girl he was with. But really, if your buddy declined an offer to let him fuck your sister then he's a lost cause. He had it on a silver platter. So get on with your stripper smashing and let him cry more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Gay love triangle levels are rising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chicken McFucketts Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 wait so you're pullin stripper pussy and your friend is mad about it, and you need OUR advice? plus she aint even all that, you sure she's clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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