nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 So FB connected me with this betty from back in the gap... she's been parlaying and getting the pipe since saturday, actually I just dropped her back off to where she's staying. but my roommate can't handle the fact I'm banging out stripper pussy. (why?) Every day he has a backhanded comment about it, subtle but mad hater like. He is currently getting no pussy. He is umad 4 sho. I'm bout to have to say something to the tune of "how bout you worry about getting YOUR dick wet", but I'm not so good with kind words when I see such obvious hater tendencies, and this nurga is my business partner slash pays half the bills. Delicate situation indeed. So I ask you, my drunken degenerate internet posse... What is the correct way to handle this? pics related: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Genn? You dye your hair girl???? Lookin good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 urinate on his pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 lol? they're the temperpedic ones. that shit would last forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igetupinyourcityalot Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 get her to bring one of her stripper friends home for your homie to bang and possibly an awesome orgy....EVERYBODY WINS :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 For real GEN??? That you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 He is umad 4 sho. Orly? No really, what revenge do you need on a guy who gets no ass? Just clown on whatever it is he spends all his time doing that's not fucking. Success is the best and deepest revenge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Keep fuckin Genn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 proper advice. i guess i'm gonna have to keep winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Also that thigh tat of skeletor is not really my thing, but do you. Or is it space ghost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 Keep fuckin Genn idk what a genn is not genn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 Also that thigh tat of skeletor is not really my thing, but do you. Or is it space ghost? who the fuck knows everyone has lame tats nowdays except me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 get her to bring one of her stripper friends home for your homie to bang and possibly an awesome orgy....EVERYBODY WINS :D aint no fun less the homies get some? nah i don't get down like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Tell him to sign up for 12oz. This place makes all the love connections. I'm sure Vaj isn't busy and is up for a free flight to an unknown destination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 You sound like you think you have an actual problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 ha i got a similar situation one a 20year(mexican) with the mind of a 10 year old that watchs power rangers. lol that's just the tip this stupid nurga went on Craigslist found a fat ghetto black chick for nsa she says shes lesbian and wanting to have his baby for her and her lesbian lover he since got with said chick like 3 times, she's now not seeing him due to "swollen pussy'' so now he's depressed talking about snitching on the black chick and being all butthurt about everything plus his windshield got smashed by a storm too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 get him an inflatable stripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igetupinyourcityalot Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 aint no fun less the homies get some? nah i don't get down like that no its just so hell quit bitching, you dont have to be involved at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 I do have a real problem on my hands. this dudes gonna trip on me for no reason except for the fact he's hating that i'm getting laid and he isn't. i asked dude first day i caught a sign of his discontent, "Dude you mad about something?" he said no. cuz he has no real problem, he's just mad jealous. he's gonna act all pissy now. i have a hater for a roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 get really drunk and let him fuck you in your butt, with his dick then post pics for me to pleasure myself with a cheese grader. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 poutyface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 get really drunk and let him fuck you in your butt, with his dick then post pics for me to pleasure myself with a cheese grader. grater* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 WHAT WOULD TOILET SEAT DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 No, he meant someone who grades the cheese down at the USDA, like class A cheddar, class C Swiss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 tats arent bad, as long as she doesnt have one of these. this is the bitch im banging, my room mate doesn't seem to hate as much as yours, he loves it when she come over, sometimes they even hang out. actually she spends a lot of time in his room, she is reeeally cool like that. But, something just isnt right about her kisses though. ...oh and the after taste, must be the ink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 take a picture of her doing a handstand while sucking your dick and then set it as his desktop background. if he says something slap him...with your dick (no homo) regardless of what you do though...make sure to take a picture of her doing a handstand while naked, with or without dicks involved and send them to me ASAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 fucking gnarly way better than your last chick homey also, she's fucking your roommate too. just sayin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Haha whaaaaat?!? I've never seen something that screams self esteem issues so silently from a girls mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 really.. a dudes hating on you getting liad while hes not and you dont know what to do? you answer your own thread question in your original post.. tell him to quit being a faggot, worry about his own dick and its wetness then go about your day, and that next time he makes a remark your gonna "what did the 5 fingers say to the face" him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 have you thought about trying to get him laid though? help him get his dick wet and he'll have no need to be hatin on a playerrr. problem solved.. or you can take my advice and smack him in the face with your johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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