..romero.. Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 fuck sending him a card, send him what he really wants and needs. one of these and some of these and one of these, god knows he's going to need it. GET THOSE DAMN DIRTY TERRISTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 come back safe and sane random. bloodfart and austin go together well. ill be moving to sanantonio next week, and will be drinking plenty of beer,riding bikes and swimming the greenbelt in austin as much as i can... send me the address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 a bunch of you folks that say you'll send stuff won't. but it means a lot. i got a few packages from oontzers when i was downrange and the care packages were really nice to get, definitely raised my spirits on a few occasions. so for those of you that put it off to get to later, don't, just send it out because random is a good dude and being deployed fucking sucks, afghanistan fucking sucks, being away from your lady sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 30, 2011 Author Share Posted May 30, 2011 So will mean streaks melt or what? I just figured that if even one or two people send him a postcard or whatever, that it will at least let him know he's not forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 If by cheating on him, you mean I am going to eat cake without him...then you are totally correct. Naw I meant shove another dudes dick in your slit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 i want to see a picture of bloodfart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 Naw I meant shove another dudes dick in your slit. Oh that. Yeah. Totally. Like a million times. Dudes lined up around the block and back. Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 So will mean streaks melt or what? i dont know how hot it is in afghanistan right now..but mean streaks and sakuras should stand up to about 400 Farenheit, so maybe :lol: nah, they should stand up to even the hottest of weathers.. you'd be hard pressed to get those things to melt without actually putting them into a furnace or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 when i was there we had 124 air temp, plus reflected pavements, exhaust from our trucks, and full gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yeah, I am assuming it's going to be brutal hot right now, then stupid cold in the winter. I'm trying to figure out stuff that I can mail that won't be a melted mess when he opens it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 if its a meltable food product, just don't try to send it. i received some funny shit from people who didn't understand that your package will sit inside a steel conex for a week or two in the desert before it reaches who its supposed to get to. those conexes probably get close to 200 inside. my gramma sent me cheeses and grapefruits... wife sent me cheeses and sausages (wtf was she thinking?)... chocolate, don't even think about it. things that i loved and that i will send: dried fruits (esp mangoes from costco), dried meats (you must send floss or floss pick things w/ jerky), sour patch kids, instant kool aid mix things, pretzels. i'll think of more later. he doesn't have any food allergies, does he? and yeah, cold as fuuuck in winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 PM me the addy, BF. I'll try and get something together for homeslice. I've got a couple of 12oz stickers left that maybe he could tack onto the body of a dead terrorist and flick. When you talk to him, tell him headshots are the only way to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 No food allergies. I hadn't even thought of dried fruits and jerky...I'm gonna get him some tomorrow. Probably as far as candy, I'm just going to stick with jelly beans and twizzlers and stuff like that. it should be fine, I would think. thanks for all your help, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 of course, oontz was there for me, so i am there for oontz. for everyone else: magazines, zines, music, art supplies, slim jims. variety is key, othewrise even cool stuff becomes as mundane as MRE shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 a hero aint noting but a sandwich. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'll draw him a picture of a Smurf fucking a Snork in the Snork. Would he like that? Is he seeing active duty in the shit, or working on a base and staying stationed behind walls? If this has been covered already, my apologies. I just worked a 16 hour day and don't feel like reading that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Oh that. Yeah. Totally. Like a million times. Dudes lined up around the block and back. Totally. I know things. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 address?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Send him his bike one part at a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TippinBetweenYourThighs Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm in Austin too. Let's get together and eat some of that cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 if its a meltable food product, just don't try to send it. i received some funny shit from people who didn't understand that your package will sit inside a steel conex for a week or two in the desert before it reaches who its supposed to get to. those conexes probably get close to 200 inside. my gramma sent me cheeses and grapefruits... wife sent me cheeses and sausages (wtf was she thinking?)... chocolate, don't even think about it. things that i loved and that i will send: dried fruits (esp mangoes from costco), dried meats (you must send floss or floss pick things w/ jerky), sour patch kids, instant kool aid mix things, pretzels. i'll think of more later. he doesn't have any food allergies, does he? and yeah, cold as fuuuck in winter. good advice, thank you. blood fart, you don't think jellybeans would melt? they have melted on me before in a car. dunno. i'll prolly hook some of that dried stuff up.. MEANSTREAKS melt. no question. i do have inks though. can prolly send a pen or two as well. does he need STAMPS or a PHONE CARD? what about these: (small cards or pieces of artboard that come with envelopes) he into that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 he should totally tag every block in that shithole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 haha shef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 this shit is a must have These are good, even if the size isnt right you can trade em for other shit you need And if he is gonna be out in the bush shitting in cat holes, wet naps and lots of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 truth in that, baby wipes are lifesavers over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 1, 2011 Author Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yeah, I'm already sending him a ton of those. symbols, you are probably right about the jelly beans, but I'm gonna try anyways. whats the worst that can happen? he can just get one huuuuge jelly bean. really, anything that you send that could break up the boredom and monotony will work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 if you think it could melt just put it in a ziploc baggie so if it doesn't atleast it won't ruin the whole box and make a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 send him... some of this. couple of these. these two sluts... and one of these. i hear it's a bitch building jumps out of sand... i bet there's TONS of sweet pieces of broken cement to fuck around on... someone get that man a broom if you send his bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Thank you random for serving our country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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