SonmyD Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 itsallfarce, the protester, or iou. Amazingfoodfest 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 TRYIN TO PLAY SCRABBLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Anybody who enjoys this : not if you only got one beer and that small amount of food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Yeah that's weak, this is how I gets down. (Steak was marinating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Yeah that's weak, this is how I gets down. (Steak was marinating) i see your grill and raise you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 DAAGGG MANUTE. TELL ME YOU AT LEAST MADE THEM BURGERS FROM SCRATCH FOOL! DELONER. I SEE YOU MANG. I SEE YOU. AND I'LL RAISE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GRILL SESH. ........soon as my fucking photos come through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 those salchichas look delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 . . . or just tell her how every other girl in this place is a hipster, but you're talking to her cause she's the real deal, not like these other fakes. These bitches just want to be told how unique they are for wearing an old metal shirt and a pair of glasses they don't need. Just work the room, tell every hipster that she's not a hipster, she's the only "real" person in here. . . . you should get laid within the span of five girls. hahaha. i wish this thread was who do i want to kick on ch 0. youd all win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaureguard Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 you must acquire: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Manute trying to clown with cheap wieners and frozen patties...... weak nurga. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'd totally be down to hang out with myself and buy me mad amounts of alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 For real, lol... Look at how he tried to place everything all spread out and shit. Like placed each item to take up as much space as possible for the ultimate grill flick b. Is that KRAFT brand BBQ sauce my ninj? I seent you mang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 IDK about you guys, but I'm pretty down with plain old cheeseburgers and hotdogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Foie gras tubers and lemon grass on the BAHBIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 chorizo sausage and alberta beef all day. no homillz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 It appears proper food protocol for a barbecue has been covered. Let's address a few more amateur mistakes. Ideally, you want to make sure you grill with the right drink. This should either be a 4 pack microbrew that costs around 15 dollars, or iced coffee made from those coffee beans that jungle cats eat and then shit out again. Special flavors can also be imparted on your cuisine via the proper fuel---that is to say "charcoal" in layman's terms. We won't even be addressing that propane swill here. Either way, you're going to want to use literal coal that was mined by the hands African children (if you want a rustic taste) or dried and cured pieces of your own shit (for homestyle grilling, such as corn on the cob or barbecued chicken). There is also historical value to this: settlers often burned dried animal dung to keep them warm, so you're retracing your roots and getting unbeatable personal flavor in one fell swoop. Now get a goddamn notepad and do it right you imbeciles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 My god he covered all the bases. All seven of them. Kanye's Kenya Briquettes. They burn hot and black. Like a struck match. Made mostly of large mammal fats. I got wholesale bundles. Right next to my chopper. Which resides within the bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 CALL THAT SHISH HOT LAVA CALL ME WAKA FLOCKA AKA YO GRILL KEEPA GOT TONGS GOT COAL GOT SKEWERS GOT SAUCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 MESQUITE CHIPS MY FRIENDS, MESQUITE CHIPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Ideally, you want to make sure you grill with the right drink. This should either be a 4 pack microbrew that costs around 15 dollars, or iced coffee made from those coffee beans that jungle cats eat and then shit out again. Best of both worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 What kind of fags don't like cheeseburgers and hot dogs? Fuck outta here BBQ snobs PS I made the burgers from scratch and slobbered CRAFT BBQ sauce on them, UMADMYFOODWASGOOD? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 What kind of fags don't like cheeseburgers and hot dogs? Fuck outta here BBQ snobs PS I made the burgers from scratch and slobbered CRAFT BBQ sauce on them, UMADMYFOODWASGOOD? Says the BBQ snob: Yeah that's weak, this is how I gets down. Not even mad tho, made a simple cheese burger the other night on the grill. Continue... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 There's a hummingbird outside my window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 i see your grill and raise you.... i see YOUR grill and raise you.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Says the BBQ snob: Not even mad tho, made a simple cheese burger the other night on the grill. Continue... I said it was weak, why, you don't agree? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 IDK about you guys, but I'm pretty down with plain old cheeseburgers and hotdogs THIS. I'm all about devouring steaks and random animal flesh that has been prepared with care, but if you're talking about basic backyard fun with beers and friends, bust out some franks and patties. You nurgas are steady trying to one up each other while everybody else eats your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 12oz cook out beefs & BBQ snobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Good lord... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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