Mercer Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Stay away from meth, don't ignore the swimming pools, and for gods sake don't get another facial tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Yeah the pools are fun if you're into that shit, the sky bar at hard rock is dope, the pool at the aria in city center is dope too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 take SO MANY drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 What're you mostly trying to do? See sights? shop? get grub? We're getting married, then spending the rest of the trip relaxing, eating, and just enjoying ourselves. Gambling will definitely be in the mix. I'm going to try and find a poker table to sit at for one day. She'll probably want to shop, which is probably when I'll find that poker table. For us, no matter where we go, we're not in NYC so it's good for us. I think everyone who lives here enjoys a break from it. Stay away from meth, don't ignore the swimming pools, and for gods sake don't get another facial tattoo. We don't do meth, so that's not a problem. We bought bathing suits last weekend, so the pools will definitely not be ignored, as won't the bars attached to said pools. I don't think I have any more room for face tattoos. The Care Bear I got done on my right cheek pretty much maxed out the real estate on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 woah.. you're getting married? fuckin congratulations you crazy kids! awesome! .. earl i really enjoy nyc but i would never live there. enjoy your break and um, go somewhere nice for your honeymoon ;) nicer than vegas hahahaha that's great mang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Congratulations. as far as shows..check out Zoomanity. and be careful not to get arrested for indecent exposure and sexual activity in the parking lot as you leave. haha (not that ive encountered such things..lets say, i um, know a friend).haha The Artisan has some nice rooms to stay in as well..and I hear the lounge is worth it,too. Shopping, Definitely TownSquare like Fish said. shopping, eats, drinks, movies. Its got everything. Im down to throw in mani/pedi as a wedding gift..and you dont even have to say we know eachother..just say you're treatin her..haha /serious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I've been here for 10 years and still have no good advice on where to go here.. Will you be here for the first friday of the month? (of any month?) First Friday's are usually poppin' here in Vegas and is the only thing I'll come out for. Art, Drinks, Food, Bands. It's pretty huge. It's downtown, 6 - 10 (later for the bars) Fremont Experience There is a new bar/arcade called INSERT COINS that just opened. It's on Fremont Street also, and heard it was pretty cool. I've been there to hang artwork for a show, and place looks fresh. fast, delicious mexican food: Roberto's Taco Shop...... 5 on every block. if you or your girl likes to shop there are lots of outlet malls that the tourist love, and Town Square is cool too. Good seafood buffet @ the Rio "M" hotel and casino has an excellent buffet (so i've heard) but the wait is like 2 hours. Have fun, and congrats on getting married. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Red Rock is also a pretty cool spot. There is also like a Mobsters wax museum thing that our mayor put up or something, I don't know if you'd dig that, like into history and shit like that. For shopping you can also go to Miracle Mile at Planet Hollywood. But yeah First Friday is always cool, or you can check out Vegas StrEATS, the second weekend of every month right COSMOGRAMMA? We have been gettin shit crackin there lately. For a bomb breakfast check out Hash House A-Go-Go. Congrats on the marriage, and you should post up pics after your visit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 oh of course, pics or it didn't get hitched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Cosign on Hash House a GoGo. I had the most brolic chicken and waffles ever. There were strips of bacon in the waffles! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 hash house is so on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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count chocula Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i fly down to sd just to eat there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COSMOGRAMMA Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Yeah the pools are fun if you're into that shit, the sky bar at hard rock is dope, the pool at the aria in city center is dope too. just watch out for the death ray (im serious) Red Rock is also a pretty cool spot. There is also like a Mobsters wax museum thing that our mayor put up or something, I don't know if you'd dig that, like into history and shit like that. For shopping you can also go to Miracle Mile at Planet Hollywood. But yeah First Friday is always cool, or you can check out Vegas StrEATS, the second weekend of every month right COSMOGRAMMA? We have been gettin shit crackin there lately. For a bomb breakfast check out Hash House A-Go-Go. Congrats on the marriage, and you should post up pics after your visit. its the second satruday dude and yeah ive heard good things about that wax museum also like fish said gratz on your marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Im down to throw in mani/pedi as a wedding gift..and you dont even have to say we know eachother..just say you're treatin her..haha /serious. Wait, you're female? Or are you a Vietnamese dude name Tron Li? I think I have you confused again with another member. I'm not sure giving me a manicure is a good idea. I've got fucking Frankenstein thumb(s). The left one is ten times worse than the right, which is just slightly purple and still fully operational. The "purple" covered almost my whole nail, but we drained it by sticking a molten hot paper clip through my nail. That's the little hole in the middle. It worked and squirted blood on my friend's fridge and kitchen floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Thanks for the congrats. We both decided we don't really care about doing a big wedding right now, but we want to make it somewhat memorable. We also don't give two fucking shits about God and the Holy Ghost Crew giving us the blessing and "official" seal. So we're going to Vegas to do it in a chapel and enjoy the week we're there. We don't get to "hotel" it up all that often, and we never see pools. (Fuck a public pool!) So even if we spend the day just hanging by a pool getting mid day drunk, napping till night, and feeding and drinking the rest of the time --we're fine. It's fucking Caligula's party without the Barbarian on Barbarian sex. We plan to drive to the Grand Canyon and hike around there. Red Rocks would be nice as well. I'm all about that scenery type shit over strip malls. I honestly don't see her shopping all that long, especially if it's catering to the comfort zones of tourists. So I'm sure we'll be looking for shit to do besides putting on pounds and fist fucking our livers. I'm actually really fucking psyched for this. I'm going to tourist it up. I'll be that asshole at the pool with the farmer's tan and body of a Twist character. I think we're getting a suite at the Mandarine Oriental. She won't put any oriental designed stuff in the house, because she's Asian, but she'll stay a hotel named after a food court dish. Go figure. Oh --and we are doing a ceremony for our families. We're going to do a traditional Laotion ceremony Upstate. I can't wait for that either. It's a casual ceremony with a BBQ, booze, and lots of poker. I think I'm going to have to make a "White People's" section on the buffet table. My nephews think Big Macs are exotic foods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 hahaha sounds epic. i really hope you treat us to photos of this awesomeness transpiring. btw, let SMdubs treat your lady, frankenthumb. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 oh of course, pics or it didn't get hitched There will be many pics. I'll also post our home made sex tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 hahahaaa okay. i will share. lull maybe you'll get famous hmm, now i wanna name it The Earl of Broccoli eats Mandarin Oriental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Smxxl is indeed a woman, probably the nicest/humble one I've met. And yeah watch out for the death ray from city center, I guess it's at a certain time of day if the sun hits it right, there is a huge beam of light that can burn the shit outta people. That's a drastic thumb nail too btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Yeah, I crushed both of my thumbs on the beginning of a job last Friday. It was 4am when it happened and I worked until about 10am assembling/breaking down a large piece of equipment. The left one instantly went black, then after work I had to drive Upstate for the weekend. The trip took 10 hours and I swear I could feel my fucking heart beating in my thumb. It was fucking insane. The next day my friend mentioned the draining method, and thanks to the two vicodin I was on, I said "sure!" It didn't stop bleeding out for 3 days and still fucking hurts a week later. At least there isn't the pressure pain though. That shit was brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 you did the right thing for your thumb, however instead of sliming up your friend's floor, you should have wrapped hot wet towel around it to draw out infection. you will lose thumb nails, but a new one will be there pushing dead one off. in other news, yes Ima female. work in a fancy shop..im serious. drop wifey off, say your treating her. grab some pizza at the shop next door, then go back to poolside. just a suggestion...just in case. but im sure your time will be occupied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 That pizza is pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Congrats on getting married! I just have to second or third or whatever Red Rock. My favorite place to go is actually an hour north of Vegas, though--the Valley of Fire: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whenigodeaf/tags/valleyoffire/ The ancient writing on the rocks is fascinating. Wait a minute--you're going to Vegas in the summer? Are you crazy? Also second the Pinball Hall of Fame, super fun. Too bad the Liberace Museum closed down, that was an awesome place. The view from the Stratosphere is pretty cool. And yeah, Fremont at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 That pizza is pretty awesome. chicken artichoke??..or something oh yeah..im sure i mentioned it..but ill say it again. EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 BBQ chicken pizza at CPK is dank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 That is good but I'm sure Earl can get cpk anywhere. Sidenote: I got a Mani/ pedi when I got married /no metro. Manicure was whatever but pedicures are like the best thing ever! Maybe I'll get one today. No joke that shit is like heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Mine are undeniably the BEST! however, I typically dont work on men. they usually get erections during pedicures. even in school, they advise us to not rub above wrist, or above ankle, because they (for the most part) are erogenous zones. I thought EVERY part on a mans body was an erogenous zone. hehe I would work on some one i kinda knew though, as long as it wasnt a dirty old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'll do my sweatpants and viagra routine if you play with my nails. I'm going to tell my girl about your offer and see what she says. She's the timid and shy type, so she'll probably think it's weird. Plus she'll probably get her nails done before we get there because we're getting married the morning after we get in. If she does say "yes," we can't talk about props or make DAO jokes. In return, I won't tell you to show me your tits or to let me pee in your butt. Agreed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 my initial reply to thi thread was "you probably don't want to hear this, but just marry your girl there bro"...then I thought I'd better check the last page to see if you actually were. Congrats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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