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You know you're Mexican when you get caught driving without a license and get deported back to Mexico.

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i no mexican pero i just ate some broccoli and gnocci.

 

DEAL WITH IT.

 

<brazer laugh>

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* INSTEAD OF A GARAGE SALE, YOU THROW ALL YOUR SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FRONT LAWN FOR SALE.

 

* OWN MORE CARS THAN THERE ARE FAMILY MEMBERS. 3 THAT WORK (TWO OF THEM ARE VANS) AND 7 MORE CARS THAT HAVEN'T WORKED IN 3-8 YEARS.

 

SMH

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...you know what "guey" means.

 

I'm not Mexican, but the only phrase I know in Spanish is: "Que onda guey!"

 

Said like so: "Kay onda---waaaaaay!"

 

I never say it to anyone, though. Not sure how well it'd be received coming from an old white blond lady.

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