RIPS Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtTRiWc3gA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 IF THE WORLD ENDED TODAY ALREADY THEN I MUST BE IN HEAVEN BECAUSE I JUST GOT THE BEST BRAINS IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE WHILE EATING COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 ^ Thats a nice sat morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 jesus throws gang signs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 is... is it safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 start posting the reasons religious people are giving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 so uhh......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 ^^ The news said at 6:00pm. what an exact time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So i had a fucked dream, thanks to the media. I was looking at the clouds and noticed that they formed the American Eagle. Then they formed what it looked like, the anti-chirst. I was taking pictures of the clouds and my camera shows a quick preview of what i took, each preview had the devil in the sky and fire was forming each time i was taking pictures. Alll of a sudden, grass, sticks and leaves started to spiral and formed a human being, that started attacking me with a shovel that popped out of no where!!!! So i fought back but after the first blow i woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 each preview had the devil in the sky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Pretty much. Im at work and some old guy had me going today. He goes: "I was watching the news the other day about judgement day and they said it was suppose to end today at 6:00. Obiously, u cant time the end of the world at 6:66, but u can time it at 6:06:06, so make sure you u time it correctly. I didnt pay attention whether it was central time, or pacific time, so time will vary when the world ends" hahaha. He went on and on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stotter Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So i had a fucked dream, thanks to the media. I was looking at the clouds and noticed that they formed the American Eagle. Then they formed what it looked like, the anti-chirst. I was taking pictures of the clouds and my camera shows a quick preview of what i took, each preview had the devil in the sky and fire was forming each time i was taking pictures. Alll of a sudden, grass, sticks and leaves started to spiral and formed a human being, that started attacking me with a shovel that popped out of no where!!!! So i fought back but after the first blow i woke up. dude i had a dream about it too. i was outside and i kept checking the time. it was 6:02 last time i checked and i was just like YESSS!!!! haha lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 IF THE WORLD ENDED TODAY ALREADY THEN I MUST BE IN HEAVEN BECAUSE I JUST GOT THE BEST BRAINS IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE WHILE EATING COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. Sounds like Jesus visited Pffffffft first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 yeah but was it albino jesus? i've prepared for the rapture by replaying Europe's 'The Final Countdown' and enjoying a pot of french press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 If it was Albino Jesus than Pfffffft got hooked up. That Jesus doesn't have a gag reflex! If it was Zombie Christ, Pfffffft's a goner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 pffft got a blowjob frum jesus lol wut a fagg0t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's OK, he was eating cold pizza and wearing a Slayer t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 after reading a little bit about going into to heaven in this thread, i went and grab me the materials i need to do so.......... once im off work, its going down. See you guys at either side. kthnxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Oh I figured it would be Creed shirt or something if Christ was servicing him. Haha, never mind, that would just make it gayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Today's a good day to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Yeah, How the fuck could Creed ever make anything more hetro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Are all of us sinners supposed to die today? I thought this was just the day when Jesus comes back and brings all his devote brainwashed and mildly retarded followers up to heaven to escape the apocalypse? Leaving all us sinners to suffer while the planet turns to hell. I hope Jesus rented a big enough bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justchill Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11Lcn5cXoI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 what is this from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Not sure to tell you the truth, I just found it while I was interneting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I bet Jesus was a right insufferable little cunt as a preteen. His time keeping is pretty poor too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 knife character could be a potential tattoo :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Are all of us sinners supposed to die today? I thought this was just the day when Jesus comes back and brings all his devote brainwashed and mildly retarded followers up to heaven to escape the apocalypse? Leaving all us sinners to suffer while the planet turns to hell. I hope Jesus rented a big enough bus. Actually us sinners have a few hours left according to them. I'm kind of pissed off this dude on Staten Island spent all his money on this nonsense. He could have hooked me up and well, I would have done much more productive shit with the money(for myself). Than putting up billboards and trying to sell his lousy book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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