Cool_Hand Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Jigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTI8s0H31ys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "Hello, I'm Darwin Bedford, the Atheist Messiah, and if that self-made bastard (Jesus) returns again I think we should hire some Jews to throw him off a rooftop once again. Yes, if His Holy Transformer (God) turns himself into human flesh once again then maybe we could hire some of Mel Gibson's extras from "The Passion Of The Christ" to punish Him first." This nig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es3H0_IMLvo&feature=player_embedded#at=175 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 A bible is your blackook bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 reverend x needs to make a comeback wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 jesus loves hip hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 DAMN! Now i know just what the this song means. I see now shit was better then 93' being 14yrs old was easier than it is now. Especially today now that times are hard, not that it wasn't back then but it's harder now. I miss the 90' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 What if these people are right. I hope its like Little Nicky and I can hook some demons up with Popeyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "Hello, I'm Darwin Bedford, the Atheist Messiah, and if that self-made bastard (Jesus) returns again I think we should hire some Jews to throw him off a rooftop once again. Yes, if His Holy Transformer (God) turns himself into human flesh once again then maybe we could hire some of Mel Gibson's extras from "The Passion Of The Christ" to punish Him first." This nig ^THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 i have plans saturday night so who ever is in charge of this shit will have to wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The great Jesus swindle This guy knows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stotter Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 i find it funny how this date just randomly comes up like a month before. i seen one of those billboard near me like 2 months ago too. dunno where i heard this but since the beginning of time there have been like 300 supposed end of the worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Jesus ain't coming back. He knows he'd have to deal with Oprah. Her final four shows start Monday. You really think Jesus will try and compete with that? He'll show up to the fight thinking he's getting Steadman's Oprah, when she'll come out as Color Purple Oprah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 DAMN! Now i know just what the this song means. I see now shit was better then 93' being 14yrs old was easier than it is now. Especially today now that times are hard, not that it wasn't back then but it's harder now. I miss the 90' Times were way harder in the 90's. We walked to school in snow with holes in our shoes. Up hill both ways. At least we didn't have to do it in skinny jeans though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 and no internet. how did it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 not very well. instead of redtube we had jcpenny catalogs and if we were lucky victorias secrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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public617 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 im gonna get really fucked up. End of the world party anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 the end is saturday cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Vergudo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Here's my prediction: This Saturday, because the Lord wouldn't dare return on a fucking work day, Jesus shall return. He will be a gay black man, driving a purple Miata, in a Body Glove suit, listening to Right Said Fred's "I'm too Sexy." He will get out of the car to a silent crowd of thousands in the mid-west, walk to the trunk in a pair of designer heels, open it, yell surprise, and out will pour a thousand aborted fetuses that begin a line dance and laugh openly at the crowd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 i'll actually be wayy to fucking hungover from this shit on saturday to give a shit about worlds ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'll be collecting souls shortly after, so please make a straight line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 For the record, I never saw that Family Guy episode. It's pretty much what I'm going for but with more blood and undeveloped limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 least it's not gonna fucking rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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